fucked-up cars come in, but... 99 times out of 100, it's the customer who fucks them up. Assholes. I'm offering $1,000 for his Falcon. You know what that is, Napoleon? It's a bribe. (Napo) What the hell is this? Napoleon? Who the fuck are you calling? It's $1,000 if you'll show me where his car is, Napoleon. Go fuck yourself, asshole. [Phone disconnects] Hello? Prick. (Napo) '64 Chevy Malibu... $20,000. (Bud) Waiting! We could buy 10 of them for that, Marlene. Think you can find it now? (Napo) Now, how come this junk is worth so much? What's in it? Drugs? [Bud screaming] Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of drugs. (Marlene) Neither do I. But it's my birthday. That motherfucker's still down there. I don't care how long it takes, dildos! Repo man's got all night, every night! Jesus Christ, $20,000! [Phone ringing] (Leila) Hi, this is Leila. I'm not here right now, so please leave your name... number, and a brief message and the time you called at the beep. Please try to be frank. [Beeping] (Otto) Hey, Leila. All right, this is Otto... the guy who gave you the ride and stuff. I heard something about that car. [Static screeching] (Leila) Otto? Otto. Otto, stop. You said you had something to tell me. Otto? Otto? What did you want to tell me? Take off your clothes. I'm at work, Otto. Oh, yeah? Me, too. Your work is different than mine. Says who? What're you doing? Don't do that. Well, the least you could do is give me a blow job. I guess that means no. Leila. We have a cell meeting in two minutes' time. Thanks, Deidre. I'll be right there. [Door closing] [Police siren wailing] See, that motherfucker Oly thinks I don't know what's going on, Lite. As soon as I find that Chevy, I'm going indie. Gonna buy myself a tow truck, a couple of pit bulls, and run a yard. Sit around and watch everybody else do the work for a while. No way you can do that on $20,000, man. The hell I can't. As long as you got good credit. And my credit is spotless. Credit is a sacred trust. It's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free. All free? Free, my ass. What are you, a fucking commie? No, I ain't no commie. You better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians, either. (Kevin) I'll deal with you later. I got a customer to attend to. You, too. Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir? [Panting] [Machine whirring] A little vacuum, sir? [Sighing] [Man vomiting] Well, hey, do you want me to check the trunk? Excuse me. [Car horn honking] Hi, I'm Kevin. Hey, buddy, how you doing? Hey, don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. Listen, I think I left a book of matches over in your office over there. You want to go check for me? Sure thing. Hey, thanks a lot, buddy. Anything for you, babes. All right, you're beautiful, I love you. Be right back. [Tires screeching] What? [Men whooping] (Otto) It's really very simple, Mrs. Parks. You don't want me to take your car... and I don't want to take your car. Now, I said to the boss, I said: "Look, I do not want to repossess this lady's car." Well, I've been in the hospital, you see. Yes, yes, I understand. But my job is really on the line over this one. I mean, I could lose it right away. I'll see if I can borrow some money from somewhere. That's terrific. Really terrific. [Men chattering] Oh, how was the rehearsal, Son? It was okay. Who's this? Oh, this is Mr. Otto, Gary... from the finance company. He's been telling me that he isn't going to take the car this time... even though he could. [Chuckling] Well..
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