names, we'll have to kill them, Archie. They all ran away! - Come on, douche bags! Awful quiet in here. Too quiet. Who are these Rodriguez Boys? Rodriguez Brothers. Lagarto and Napoleon. Notorious delinquents, responsible for at least 30 vehicles in the field. Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags, they're car thieves, just like us. There's Mrs. Magruder. You want to go for it? Good gag. You pull this one a lot? Dnly on women. Never fails. Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder? I have something for you. How charming! Motherfucker! Lite, where are you? Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant. Millionaire, 6 payments behind. I've never understood it. - What? Millionaires never pay their bills. See you at the yard. Let me get this one. - No, I'll do it. Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol. Hey! Give me that! - Don't underestimate me, ace. Also, I would like them to be close to the window, so I can sit in my car and watch them spin. So all you have to do is take your clothes out, and put them in the machine over there. Dh my god! Dh my god! Stop! Hey! Do you need a ride? Hey, baby, need a ride? Pick it up! Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong. Why were they in the middle of the street? - They weren't. That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner. Go on, you pick it up. - What? - You pick it up! No way! You still want a ride? - No I don't. My name's Dtto. - Leila. Is this your car? - It's one of them. Dne of them? You think you're pretty slick, don't you? I'll bet you're a used car salesman. I am not. - You dress like one. I'm a repo man. - What's that? A repossessor. I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. Cool, huh? - No. What are you doing? - Those men in the car next to us, don't look! If they see me they'll kill me. Really? Why? What the hell are you doing? What's going on? - Take a look at this. Looks like sausage. It isn't sausage, Dtto. That's a picture of 4 dead aliens. Laugh away! It'll be on the cover of every major paper in two days. How do you know? - I'm part of a secret network. A scientist in our secret sect smuggled the corpses off an army base. Now he's got them in the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu. We've got to find him. What will you do with them, put them on "Johnny Carson"? Yes! We'll have a press conference and tell the world. United Fruitcake Dutlet. My door doesn't work. No matter how appealing, do not let strange creatures into your house. Strange creatures are on the increase, many seem adorable, but beware! We know not whence they came... Thanks for the ride. - Sure. Do you want to go out with me again? I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all. Great. Terrific. Here's your shit! What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit. Fuck! Girls pay to go out with me. All right? Wanna get back in the car? What, here? - Yeah. Fuck the seat! 20,000 dollars for a Chevy Malibu? Who's "Double X Finance"? - Storefront operation. But the money is in escrow. Want me to notify the boys? E.T. s WILL LAND ANY DAY NDW No. I think I'll go out for a while. - Why? Are we out of beer? Somebody has to work around here. Keep making me money, kid. - Fuck you. We've been after this red devil for a long time. Just act natural. Nobody knows if it's your car or not. Don't worry about that. You give it a try. All right? Better be fast if he finds us, boy. - Got it! Let's get out of here. Dh, man! Put your seatbelt on, boy! I don't ride with anybody without a seatbelt. It's one of my rules. Put that gun down, boy. It ain't no toy. Shit! I walk into someone's place of work. They're shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. They think I've come to kill them, and I would. I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean? Do you like music? - Sure. Then you'll love this. I was into these dudes before anybody. Partied with them all the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Рыжая Соня на английском - текст Мотылёк на английском - текст Минотавр на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Следующее поколение на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Фильм на английском |