need a ride?
Hey, baby, need a ride?
Pick it up!
Pick it up! You know yourself
that you were wrong.
Why were they in the middle
of the street? - They weren't.
That's not the middle of the street,
that's the corner.
Go on, you pick it up.
- What? - You pick it up!
No way! You still want a ride?
- No l don't.
My name's Otto.
- Leila.
ls this your car?
- lt's one of them.
One of them? You think you're
pretty slick, don't you?
l'll bet you're
a used car salesman.
l am not.
- You dress like one.
l'm a repo man.
- What's that?
A repossessor. l take back cars
from dildos who don't pay their bills.
Cool, huh?
- No.
What are you doing? - Those men
in the car next to us, don't look!
lf they see me
they'll kill me.
Really? Why?
What the hell are you doing?
What's going on?
- Take a look at this.
Looks like sausage.
lt isn't sausage, Otto.
That's a picture of 4 dead aliens.
Laugh away! lt'll be on the cover
of every major paper in two days.
How do you know?
- l'm part of a secret network.
A scientist in our secret sect
smuggled the corpses off an army base.
Now he's got them in
the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu.
We've got to find him.
What will you do with them,
put them on "Johnny Carson" ?
Yes! We'll have a press conference
and tell the world.
United Fruitcake Outlet.
My door doesn't work.
No matter how appealing, do not
let strange creatures into your house.
Strange creatures are on the increase,
many seem adorable, but beware!
We know not whence they came ...
Thanks for the ride.
- Sure.
Oo you want
to go out with me again?
l don't know, l'm kind of busy,
with the Malibu and all.
Great. Terrific. Here's your shit!
What's your problem? Girls might
like you if you lightened up a bit.
Fuck! Girls pay to go out with me.
All right?
Wanna get back in the car?
What, here?
- Yeah.
Fuck the seat!
20,000 dollars for a Chevy Malibu?
Who's "Oouble X Finance" ?
- Storefront operation.
But the money is in escrow.
Want me to notify the boys?
E.T.s WlLL LANO ANY OAY NOW
No. l think l'll go out for a while.
- Why? Are we out of beer?
Somebody has to work around here.
Keep making me money, kid.
- Fuck you.
We've been after this red devil
for a long time. Just act natural.
Nobody knows if it's your car or not.
Oon't worry about that.
You give it a try. All right?
Better be fast if he finds us, boy.
- Got it!
Let's get out of here.
Oh, man!
Put your seatbelt on, boy!
l don't ride with anybody without
a seatbelt. lt's one of my rules.
Put that gun down, boy.
lt ain't no toy. Shit!
l walk into someone's
place of work.
They're shit scared.
They know l'm not a cop.
They think l've come to kill them,
and l would.
l'd kill anybody who crosses me.
You know what l mean?
Oo you like music?
- Sure.
Then you'll love this.
l was into these dudes before anybody.
Partied with them all the time.
Asked me to be their manager.
l called bullshit on that.
Managing a pop group?
That ain't a job for no man.
Oid you read that book l gave you?
- What book?
"Oioretix. The Science of
Matter over Mind" .
You better read it, and quick.
That book will change your life.
Found it in a Maserati
in Beverly Hills. Know what l mean?
Lots of people don't realize
what's really going on.
They view life as a bunch of
unconnected incidents and things.
They don't realize
that there's this
lattice of coincidence
on top of everything.
l'll give you an example
to show you what l mean:
Suppose you're thinking about
a plate of shrimp.
Suddenly, somebody says:
plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp.
No point in looking
for an explanation.
lt's all part
of a cosmic unconsciousness.
Oid you eat a lot of acid,
back in the hippie days?
l'll give you another instance:
You know the way everybody's
into weirdness right now?
Books in all the supermarkets
about Bermuda Triangles,
UFOs, how the Mayans
invented TV, that kind of thing?
l don't read them books.