the dinosaur
Albert's gotta go
Albert's gotta go
Great. He's gonna
piss all over
the backseat, Doc.
We'll need a canoe
to float out of here.
He drank a can of
Hawaian Punch before we left.
I told him not to.
Do you think you can hold on
till we get to the stadium?
Batter up. Batter up!
I think that means "no," Doc.
Yeah. Just hold on
a second, Albert.
Easy does it
till we find a place.
All right? Okay.
A shadow from the sky
much too big to be a bird
A screaming,
crashing noise...
Excuse me.
Could I have the key
to the men's room, please?
No hablo inglйs.
Oh, uh, uh...
Por favor, seсor,
los llaves...
l-I don't speak Spanish either.
Piss in the alley.
Oh, come on, man.
It'll just be a minute.
Toilet's broke.
Alley works.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Okay, come on, Albert.
Let's go.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
No ghost stories.
Okay, Billy?
All right. Come on.
Let's go. Come on.
[Whimpering]
What the hell
was that?
Did you guys
hear that?
Like a wild dog howling
or something? Phew.
Maybe it was me.
I always get really scared
when I'm down here.
Did you guys see Wolfen?
They filmed it down here.
That movie about
those gigantic wolves
that come out at night,
and they eat people
and, like,
rip their guts open.
They got this shit
hangin' out their mouth
and stuff.
And the thing was,
people would live, like,
for an hour later...
and just, like,
lay there and...
twitch and stuff... oosh!
They shot it
right down here.
You know why?
This is exactly
where it happened.
That was a true story.
Those wolves
actually happened.
They live down here.
[Howling]
Okay, champ,
this is gonna have to do.
Careful. Careful.
How about right here?
This is fine.
It's great.
[People Arguing]
What?
Okay. I won't look.
I'm not looking.
Okay, Albert, you done yet?
Albert?
Al?
Albert.
[Blows Landing]
[Man Grunts]
[Man] I told you
you should've wised up, Alvarez.
[Grunting]
[Man #2]
You're goin'toail.!
Nobody's goin'toail.
[Man #2]
You bastard.!
Better say good night.
- [Man #2]
No, don't.! Don't.!
- You're a dead man, Alvarez.
[Gunshot]
Albert!
Hey! Who the hell are you?
Stop that guy!
Hey.! What the hell's
goin'on down there?
! Mira!! Mira!
[Siren Wailing]
[Radio Dispatcher,
Indistinct]
[People Chattering]
[Woman]
In broad daylight.
Hey, what happened?
This guy got the crap
kicked outta him.
He gonna make it?
Who knows?
[Man]
Come on, pal. Move back.
Don't get hurt too.
[Radio Dispatcher,
Indistinct]
[Chattering]
[Siren Chirping]
[Siren Wailing]
Where did you go to take
that piss, Moscow?
Where's Dr. Weitzman,
Albert?
He'll be here in a minute.
We're on a very tight schedule.
[Salsa On Radio]
How do you like
the game so far?
I'm havin' a ball.
Good seats, huh?
You know, it's funny
the hot dog guy
hasn't been around.
Albert!
Where's the doctor?
News at 11:00.
Tell us now.
Now...
a word from our sponsor.
Geez. We're waitin'
for a news update
from a catatonic.
Maybe he didn't
really wanna take us.
Can you blame him? I wouldn't
wanna walk into a public place
with a bunch of schizophrenics.
I've never agreed
with that diagnosis.
Oh, really?
Really, Hank.
Comin' from a guy who carries
an autographed picture of
Norman Bates in his wallet,
that doesn't mean too much.
- Trust me. You are nuts!
- Don't touch that!
- Will you shut up!
- Don't touch it!
What about dinner?
Who's gonna
get us our dinner?
"Who's gonna get us our..."
Aren't you the same guy
that changed water into wine?
Huh,J.C.? Isn't the
Son of God good for
a burger in this town?
You get us somethin'.
That's not funny.
You're a very disturbed
young man.
You don't know
how disturbed I am.
I'm so disturbed
I'm gettin' outta here.
You're not allowed to leave
without permission!
I'm givin' myself permission.
No one gives permission but
the doctor, and I'm the doctor
until the doctor comes back!
Fine. You be the doctor,