the south face of Everest.
I thinkJeff is
overdramatizing this
just a little bit.
Watching Albert dying in here,
that's drama.
- Oh, come on!
- Nobody's dying in here.
Look, look, look.
If these guys are gonna spend
the rest of their lives
in an institution,
I wanna give them the chance
to taste a hot dog
at Yankee Stadium,
or hear the crowd roar
when Mattingly hits one out.
That's gotta be worth
a couple hours of my time.
Well, I'm not sure...
what the therapeutic value
of a ballpark frank is
for four psychotics.
Yes?
Henry.
We got it.
Doctor, do you think
the other patients are ready?
Sure.
Is that
the correct time?
We see a church that is weak,
a church that has lost its way!
We seek Christians
who do not know who they are...
Christians who seek
their true selves...
Box seats
on the right field line.
- Will the atheists be there?
- We're all gonna be there.
All the faiths
will be represented.
...discover in themselves
the Lord Jesus Christ...
It's gonna be great.
And know his divine love,
they will suffer!
You are a lot better
than that guy.
Yeah.
I know
my identity.
Do you know
who you are?
Fella ain't got
a soul of his own, just...
a little piece of a big soul.
The one big soul
that belongs to everybody.
- Then...
Then what, Tom?
Then it don't matter.
I'll be all around in the dark.
I'll be everywhere...
wherever you can look.
Wherever there's a fight
so hungry people can eat,
I'll be there.
Wherever there's a cop
beatin' up a guy,
I'll be there.
That is one of
my favorite scenes
of all time.
Makes me wanna puke.
Come on.
You were right there in
the Dust Bowl with them.
I'm beginning to realize
that you are one of the last
of the great idealists.
And I gotta tell you that,
on this floor,
that's really something.
What brings you up here, Doc?
Oh, um, we're going
to the game tomorrow.
We're going with the veggies?
Yeah.
Oh. There's about 65,000 seats
up at that stadium.
But I don't want you
to get your hopes up,
because they're all
screwed down.
Ahhh! Ah, it's great
to be young and insane.
Henry, I had the kitchen
make us brownies.
I'd like you
to be in charge
of passing them out.
All right, but none for
the Bishop of Bullshit.
Okay.
And, guys,
a little pocket money.
You each get $10
for some hot dogs
at the stadium.
Yeah. Alcohol for the unstable.
I love it.
No beer, Bill.
Just sodas. Okay?
I think it's best
that I hold the money.
We don't want to have a wild
shopping spree that might
embarrass your good name, sir.
I drove the moneylenders
from the temple.
I can handle a ten-spot.
Now for the Yankees, number 10,
Alexander Hamilton.
Albert, if you wanna eat yours
before we get to the stadium,
that's your decision.
But I gotta tell you,
those dogs out there
are worth the wait.
All right. Let's go!
I'm riding up front
with the doctor!
I can't ride in the back.
I get carsick!
All right. Come on. Come on!
Dr. Weitzman,
I'm not going!
That maniac
took my seat!
All right.
Jack, I promised Henry
that he could navigate.
Okay?
I'll let you ride up front
on the way back. All right?
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay? You all right?
Okay, good.
It's all right.
You all right?
Come on, Rizzuto.
Mileage to date:
97,411 and 2/10ths miles.
Thank you, Henry.
We got
a beautiful day for the game.
All right. Don't get nervous.
We got two wide lanes.
Plenty of room.
No worse than the cafeteria
at lunch time, huh, Albert?
Close call.
Close call.
Now, when we get to
the stadium, guys, we're
gonna use the buddy system.
Doc, I think
you might wanna explain
the buddy system to Henry.
I don't need anybody to tell me
what the buddy system is.
- I just don't fraternize
with patients.
- Ah.
I didn't have buddies
when I was on the cross.
I don't need one now.
All right, guys.
Come on. Let's lighten up.
We're goin' to a baseball game.
Come on.
Let's get down!
Okay, here we go.
Hit