Weitzman doesn't have any family. What'd I tell you? - Oh, man. - Hey, I'm kiddin'. Look, why don't you guys just call your hospital? Because the doc would lose his job, and they'd have us back on medication... by the time the coin runs out, that's why. You know what I think? I think you got this whole thing "bass ackwards." I think you're the missing persons. Go back to 48th Street and wait. The guy doesn't show, we're open 24 hours. [Rings] You don't understand. Vincente. Yo. We're not done yet. Look, you're done. It's been a pleasure. We used to be taxpayers. That will get my attention. You're not out in 30 seconds, you got a night in jail. What kind of bonehead cop would send four confessed mental patients... back out in the streets? It's not his fault. He's not as competent as we are. Aw. Another episode like that, William, you might find yourself out of the group. Can I have that in writing? Wait a minute! I'm not going another step until somebody gets me my dinner. Dinner? I've got to get this report to Dr. Newald right away. Which way is Trenton? Straight ahead, 71 miles. If you don't stop for the litter, you can be back by Christmas. Exit 11, Henry! Pace yourself! [Siren Blaring] Albert! What's with you and chasing cars? We have to put you on a leash? How do you get him to talk? I know this patient's history. I don't advise overstimulating him. Wait a minute. This have something to do with Weitzman? Did they take him away in an ambulance? Is that it, Albert? It's like a scene out of a Lassie movie. "Did Timmy fall in the well, Lassie? Did he, girl?" Look, Albert, did they take Weitzman away in an ambulance? Big inning. That's a definite yes. [Jack] All he said was, "Big inning." Yeah, but he nodded when he said it. Watch. Big inning. See? All you have to do is learn how to speak Albert. No. Weitzman with a "Z." Right. No, huh? Nurse, could you... What's your name? Helen Grabosky? Hey, this Billy Caufield. You treated me for a scalp wound a couple years ago. Yeah. Self-inflicted. Right. Well... I mean, it was a bet, you know. Yeah. No, it healed up great. Look, do you have anyJohn Does over there? Really? Okay. No, no, no, that's okay. Thanks. Fifth goddamn hospital. Not one of them's got the doc. Just a coupleJohn Does. NotJohn Doe. Dr. Weitzman. I'd better handle this. Gimme that. Look, Dr. Freud, if a guy checks into a hospital and he's unconscious, and they don't get a name on him, they call him "John Doe." Now we're gonna have to check all these hospitals ourselves. That's public property. Watch this. Public property. Private property. Vandal. Do you all have to go in? Absolutely. We're the Doe brothers. Oh, Harriet. Dr. Epson wants Mrs. Freeman's chart, okay? YourJohn Doe's in 409. I'll be with you in a minute. Dear Lord, we humbly ask your mercy for our dear departed. You got it. We are never prepared for death, especially when it comes to one so loved, but let us try to find comfort in knowing that he is finally at peace. Father, may I say a few words? I knew this man perhaps better than anyone here. I pledge to continue his work as long as I live. I thought they were gonna sell the car wash. He devoted his life to the treatment of the insane. Uncle Phil? Did Martha know about this? Henry. May I say a few words? Certainly, William. It's not him. Perhaps I'd better bring my remarks to a close. I never knew there were so manyJohn Does in this world. It's hopeless. Room 555? Thank you. [Elevator Bell Dings] In 555. For a John Doe, he's awfully popular. Pitcher's in trouble! Pitcher's in trouble! What? What is it? What? Weitzman. Is it Weitzman? Come on. [Beeping] Room 555? Just down the hall. Room's closed. Get lost. [Laughs] We already are lost. Thanks anyway. I said no one in that room. Hospital security. You can lose
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