Fred Pirelli... Diana Luna.
Hiya, kid.
She won't go into protective custody
and I couldn't leave her out there alone.
I hate putting you on the spot like this.
I spent 30 years on the spot.
Can you put her up
until I find her old man?
Whatever you need.
Brennan, I heard you're gonna retire
when you sober up.
In that case, I'll never retire.
Dorato, you only gotta buy one boot now.
You're gettin' off cheap.
I'm sick about it.
These boots were handmade in Italy.
$17.50 they cost me.
That was with the police discount.
Hey, Eddie.
Yeah, it's me.
Yeah...
Why don't you come by and tip a few?
Come on. Have a few beers with me.
It'll do you good.
Do I know it's late? I know it's late.
Eddie... I gotta talk to you.
Yeah. At Mike's.
All right, great. Thanks, pal.
What the fuck are you doin'?
Would you try and relax... Flash?
This is gonna be a slide, man.
Easy in, easy out.
- Piece of cake, man. Nothing to it.
- German fuckin' chocolate cake.
- You sure you checked it out, man?
- Trust me.
- Man, you know the drill.
- I go to the back.
- You go to the bar. You order a drink.
- Right.
- What you gonna order?
- What's it matter?
- You got to know what you gonna order!
- You're making me nervous.
- Relax, will you? Have a toothpick.
- Fuck that. Let's go get some money.
Hey, Nick! You oughta crash, babe.
You had a heck of a day.
- How you doing?
- Nicky, how are you?
Hurry up.
- It's a piece of art.
- It's a piece of shit. Hurry up.
You're talking to a ballerina.
What's happenin'?
How you doing?
Give me a Black Russian
and a Courvoisier.
Straight up.
Where's the dancing girls?
Shaving their legs?
All right!
Get your hands up, motherfuckers!
Which of you two guys
is the brains of the outfit?
You stupid motherfucker.
Dumb cocksucker.
Bring that piece of shit over here.
Worm-brain motherfucker, you!
Kiss the bar.
My old lady told me
he was fucked up in the head.
"Piece of cake, man. Nothing to it, man."
I should have listened to my old lady.
Screw your old lady. Everybody else has.
Cuff 'em and get 'em outta here.
- Gimme your paw.
- They get dumber every day.
(Eddie) Let her get some sleep.
That's what I need too, real bad.
- Get some, and take care.
- I'll call you from the hearing tomorrow.
- Here's some tea.
- Thanks.
What if you...
What do you do
if you don't have someone?
You find someone.
Will you hold me?
You'll be fine.
I'll see you tomorrow.
- You talk big when my hands are cuffed.
- I'd kick your ass, handcuffed or not.
Shoot me so I don't have to
listen to his mouth any more.
Are you John Wayne?
I'll make you Jane Wayne
unless you shut the fuck up.
- Hey, sarge.
- Hi, sarge.
- What's this?
- These morons tried to stick us up.
We called the station 45 minutes ago
for a wagon. They didn't believe us.
Eddie, partner, come here.
Eddie, I want you to meet
a couple of friends.
This is Ruthie.
She's a dental hygienist. Very oral.
This is Marlene. She works for a
proctologist. Don't turn your back on her.
- Eddie, have a drink. I got a proposition.
- Later.
Just let me plant two words in your brain -
alligator farming.
- Alligator farming.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
It'll work.
Thanks.
- How's the girl?
- She's fine.
That fucker. What's he doing down here?
Want a beer? Val, give me another
Southern Comfort, will you?
I really wanna be a good cop, Eddie.
Sometimes I get so scared, you know.
- Only a fool doesn't get scared.
- It's so easy for you.
Like you got all the answers.
But for me, I don't...
I don't know.
Cragie planted the gun on that kid.
He just wasted him. Blew him away.
And I went right along with it.
My partner.
Now I don't know what I'm gonna do
about that hearing tomorrow.
Tell the truth.
See? You make it sound so easy.
I got a wife, I got a kid,
and you're telling me to commit suicide.
How the fuck do I live with these guys
if I sell out my own partner?
And if you don't?
Cragie gets away with