vote.
- You want to see what's in my bag?
- No.
Holy shit! What is all that stuff?
Do you always carry
this much shit in your bag?
Yeah.
I always carry
this much shit in my bag.
You never know
when you may have to jam.
Are you going to be,
like, a shopping bag lady?
You know, sit in alleyways and talk
to buildings and wear men's shoes?
- I'll do what I have to do.
- Why do you have to do anything?
My home life is unsatisfying.
You'd subject yourself
to the dangers of the streets
because your home life is unsatisfying?
I don't have to live in the street.
I can go to the ocean,
I can go to the mountains.
I can go to Israel,
Africa, Afghanistan.
Andy, want to get in on this?
Allison says she wants to run away
because her home life is unsatisfying.
Everyone's home life is unsatisfying.
If it wasn't, people would live
with their parents forever.
Yeah, but I think hers goes beyond
what guys like you and me
consider "normal unsatisfying".
Never mind. Forget it.
Everything's cool.
- What's the deal?
- No. There's no deal, Sporto.
- Forget it.
- (Andrew) Wait a minute.
Either you really want to run away
or you want people to think you want to.
Eat shit!
The girl is an island unto herself.
OK?
Hi. You want to talk?
- No.
- Why not?
Go away.
- Where do you want me to go?
- Go away!
- You have problems.
- I have problems?
You do everything
everybody tells you.
OK. But I didn't dump my purse
out on the couch
and invite people into my problems.
Did I?
So what's wrong?
What is it?
Is it bad? Real bad?
Parents?
Yeah.
What do they do to you?
They ignore me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did you want to be
when you were young?
When I was a kid,
I wanted to be John Lennon.
Carl, don't be a goof.
I'm trying to make a serious point.
I've been teaching for 22 years.
Each year, these kids get
more and more arrogant.
Bullshit, man.
Come on, Vern. The kids
haven't changed, you have.
You took up teaching
because you thought it would be fun,
you could have summer vacations off.
Then you found out it was actually
work and that really bummed you out.
These kids turned on me.
- They think I'm a big joke.
- (Carl) Come on!
If you were 1 6,
what would you think of you?
Carl, you think I give one rat's ass
what these kids think of me?
Yes, I do.
You think about this.
When you get old, these kids...
When I get old, they're going
to be running the country.
Yeah?
This is the thought that wakes me up
in the middle of the night.
That when I get older, these kids
are going to take care of me.
I wouldn't count on it.
What would I do for a million bucks?
I guess I'd do as little as I had to.
- That's boring.
- How am I supposed to answer?
The idea is to search your mind
for the absolute limit. Like...
Would you drive to school naked?
- I'd have to get out of the car?
- Of course.
(Andrew) In the spring or winter?
(Claire) It doesn't matter. Spring.
(Andrew)
In front or in the back of the school?
- (Claire) Either one.
- Yes.
I'd do that.
I'll do anything sexual.
I don't need a million dollars.
- You're lying.
- (Allison) I already have.
I've done just about everything
except a few things that are illegal.
- I'm a nymphomaniac.
- Liar.
- Are your parents aware of this?
- The only person I told was my shrink.
- What did he do when you told him?
- He nailed me.
Very nice.
I don't think what he did can be
construed as rape, since I paid him.
- He's an adult.
- Yeah.
He's married, too.
- Do you know how gross that is?
- The first few times...
First few times?
You did it more than once?
- Sure.
- Are you crazy?
Obviously,
if she's screwing her shrink.
Have you ever done it?
- I don't even have a psychiatrist.
- You've done it with a normal person?
- Didn't we already cover this?
- You never answered.
I'm not discussing my private life.
- It's a double-edged sword, isn't it?
- A what?
(Allison) If you say you haven't,
you're a prude.
If