jumped on top of him
and started wailing on him.
And my friends, they just laughed
and cheered me on.
And afterwards...
when I was sitting
in Vernon's office...
all I could think about...
was Larry's father...
and Larry
having to go home...
and... and explain
what happened to him.
And... the humiliation...
fucking humiliation
he must have felt.
It must have been unreal.
I mean, how do you apologize
for something like that?
There's no way.
It's all because of me
and my old man.
God, I fucking hate him.
He's like this...
He's like this mindless machine
that I can't relate to anymore.
Andrew!
You've got to be number one!
I won't tolerate any losers
in this family.
Your intensity is for shit!
Win! Win! Win!
You son of a bitch.
You know sometimes
I wish my knee would give...
then I wouldn't be able
to wrestle anymore.
Then he could forget
all about me.
I think your old man
and my old man should get
together and go bowling.
It's like me, you know,
with my grades.
Like when I... when I...
when I step outside myself.'...
and like when I look in
at myself, you know.
And I... And I see me.
I don't like what I see.
I really don't.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you like yourself?
Sounds stupid, but...
because I'm failing shop.
We had this assignment,
you know, to make this,
like, ceramic elephant...
and we had eight weeks
to do it.
And then, you know,
we're supposed to... It was like a lamp.
And when, you know,
when you pull it, the trunk,
the light was supposed to go on.
But my light didn't go on.
I got an "F" on it.
I've never got an "F" in my life.
When I signed up, you know,
for the course, I mean...
I thought I was playing it
real smart, you know...
'cause I thought, you know,
I'll take shop.
It'll be such
an easy way to maintain
my grade point average.
Why'd you think
it'd be easy?
Have you seen some of the dopes
that take shop?
I take shop.
You must be a fuckin'idiot.
I'm a fuckin' idiot
'cause I can't make a lamp?
No, you're a genius 'cause
you can't make a lamp.
What do you know
about trigonometry?
I could care less
about trigonometry.
Bender, did you know
without trigonometry,
there'd be no engineering?
Without lamps,
there'd be no light.
Okay, so neither one of you
is any better than the other one.
I can write with my toes.
I can also eat,
brush my teeth...
With your feet?
- Play "Heart And Soul" on the piano.
- I can make spaghetti.
What can you do?
I can, uh, tape
all of your buns together.
I wanna see
what Claire can do.
- I can't do anything.
- Everybody can do something.
There's one thing I can do.
- No, forget it.
It's way too embarrassing.
- You ever seen Wild Kingdom?
That guy's been doing
that show for 30 years.
Okay. But you have to swear
to God you won't laugh.
Okay.
I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.
Yea!
All right. That's great!
Where'd you learn to do that?
Camp.
Seventh grade.
That was great, Claire.
My image of you
is totally blown.
You're a shit.
Don't do that to her. You swore
to God you wouldn't laugh.
- Am I laughing?
- You fuckin' prick!
What do you care
what I think anyway?
I don't even count,
right?
I could disappear forever
and it wouldn't make any difference.
I may as well not even exist
at this school, remember?
And you...
don't like me anyway.
You know, I have
just as many feelings
as you do...
and it hurts just as much
when somebody steps
all over them.
God, you're so pathetic.
Don't you ever,
ever compare yourself to me, okay?
You got everything,
and I got shit.
Fuckin'Rapunzel, right?
School would probably shut down
if you didn't show up.
Queenie isn't here.
I like those earrings,

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