come Andrew gets to get up? - That's right. If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy! Watch-Watch the magazines. It's out of my hands. That's very clever, sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children... would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir. All right. What are you doing with this? Get this out of here, for God's sake. What's the matter with you? Come on. You know, the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library. - Show Dick some respect. - Let's go. Go. Get back in your seat. I expected a little more from a varsity letterman. You're not fooling anybody, Bender. The next screw that falls out is gonna be you. - Eat my shorts. - What was that? Eat... my... shorts. You just bought yourself another Saturday, mister. - Oh, I'm crushed. - You just bought one more right there. Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'll have to check my calendar. Good! Because it's gonna be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison, you'll come here. - Are you through? - No. I'm doing society a favor. That's another right now. So? I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step. You want another one? Yes. You got it! You got another one right there. That's another one, pal. Cut it out! Stop. - You through? Not even close, bud. - You got one more right there. - You really think I give a shit? Another. - You through? - How many is that? That's seven, including the one when you asked Mr. Vernon here... whether Barry Manilow knew he raided his closet. - Now it's eight. Stay out of it. - Excuse me, sir. It's seven. Shut up, peewee. You're mine, Bender. For two months, I got ya. I got ya. What can I say? I'm thrilled. Oh, I sure that's exactly what you want these people to believe. You know something? You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself.'... and a little less time trying to impress people. You might be better off. All right. That's it! I'm gonna be right outside those doors. The next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls. Fuck you! Fuck. Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory? - That's real intelligent. - You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And... "Molay" really pumps my nads. Moliиre. I love his work. Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy. Speak for yourself. Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language. Hey, you grounded tonight? I don't know. My mom said I was. My dad told me just to blow her off. There's a big party at Stubby's. His parents are in Europe. It should be pretty wild. Are you going to go? Yeah? - I doubt it. - How come? 'Cause if I do what my mother tells me not to do, it's because my father says it's okay. It's like this whole, big monster deal. It's endless. It's a total drag. It's like, any minute, divorce. - Who do you like better? - What? - You like your old man better than your mom? - They're both screwed. No, I mean, if you had to choose between 'em. I don't know. Probably go live with my brother. I mean, I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. - It's like they use me to get back at each other. - Ha! - Shut up! - You're just feeling sorry for yourself. Yeah, if I didn't, nobody else would. Oh, you're breaking my heart. What? Sporto? You get along with your parents? Well, If I say yes, I'm an idiot, right? You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too. You know something, man? If we weren't in school, I'd waste you. Can you hear this? You want me to ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Подстава на английском - текст Помутнение на английском - текст Яттаман на английском - текст Жизнь как чудо на английском - текст Лучшая защита на английском |