join the wrestling team.
- Maybe the prep club too.
Student council.
Nah.
They wouldn't take you.
- I'm hurt.
- You know why guys like you
knock everything?
This should be stunning.
Because you're afraid.
Oh, God. You richies are
so smart. That's exactly why
I'm not heavy in activities.
- You're a big coward.
- I'm in a Math Club.
You're afraid that they won't
take you, you don't belong,
so you dump all over it.
Well, it wouldn't have anything
to do with you activities
people being assholes, would it?
Well, you wouldn't know.
You don't even know any of us.
Well, I don't know
any lepers either...
but I'm not going to run
and join one of their fucking clubs.
Hey, let's watch
the mouth, huh?
I'm in Physics Club too.
Excuse me a sec.
What are you babbling about?
What I said was that
I'm in the Math Club...
uh, the Latin Club
and the Physics Club... Physics Club.
Hey. Cherry.
Do you belong to
the Physics Club?
That's an academic club.
So?
Academic clubs aren't the same
as other kinds of clubs.
Ah, but to dorks
like him, they are.
What do you guys
do in your club?
In physics, well, we talk about physics.
Properties of physics.
So it's sort of social.
Demented and sad, but social, right?
 I guess
you could consider it
a social situation.
Um, I mean, there are
other children in my club. And, uh...
at the end of the year, we have, um,
we have a big banquet at the Hilton.
You load up. You party.
No. We get dressed up,
but we don't get high.
- Only burners like you get high.
- And I didn't have any shoes,
so I had to borrow my dad's.
It's weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me
to wear other people's shoes.
My counsel kent...
My cousin Kendall from Indiana,
he got high once.
And, you know, he started eating,
like, really weird foods.
Then he felt like he didn't
belong anywhere, kind of
like Twilight Zone, kinda?
- Sounds like you.
- You guys keep up your talking
and Vernon's gonna come in.
I got a meet this Saturday,
and I'm not gonna miss it
on account of you boneheads.
Oh, and wouldn't that
be a bite?
Missing a whole
wrestling meet?
You wouldn't know
anything about it, faggot.
You never competed
in your whole life.
Oh, I know. I feel
all empty inside because of it.
I have such a deep admiration
for guys who roll around
on the floor with other guys.
You'd never miss it.
You don't have any goals.
Oh, but I do.
I want to be just like you.
I figure all I need's
a lobotomy and some tights.
You wear tights?
No, I don't wear tights.
- I wear the required uniform.
- Tights.
Shut up.
Woo!
There's not supposed to
be any monkey business.
Young man, have you
finished your paper?
Come on, Bender.
Don't screw around.
What are you
going to do?
Drop dead, I hope.
All right!
Bender, that's-that's
school property there,
and it doesn't belong to us.
- It's something not to be
toyed with.
- That's very funny. Fix it.
You should really fix that.
Am I a genius?
No, you're an asshole.
Fix the door, Bender.
What a funny guy.
Everyone, just shh.
I've been here before.
I know what I'm doing.
No. Fix the door!
Shut up!
Goddamn it!
Why is that door closed?
Why is that door closed?
How are we supposed to know?
We're not supposed to move.
- Why?
- We're just sitting here
like we're supposed to.
Who closed that door?
- I think a screw fell out of it.
- It just closed, sir.
Who?
She doesn't talk, sir.
-
Give me that screw.
- I don't have it.
You want me to yank you
out of that seat?
I don't have it.
Screws fall out all the time.
The worid's an imperfect place.
Give it to me, Bender.
Excuse me, sir.
Why would anybody
want to steal a screw?
Watch it, young lady.
The door's
way too heavy, sir.
Damn it!
Andrew Clark,
get up here.
Come on. Front and center.
Let's go.
- Hey, how