mean it that way.
You guys are putting words
into my mouth.
- Just answer the question.
- [Brian] Why don't you
just answer the question?
Be honest.
No big deal.
Yeah, answer it.
- Just answer the question.
- Talk to us.
- Answer the question.!
Don't be a jerk.!
It's easy.
It's only one question.
No, I never did it!
I never did it either.
I'm not a nymphomaniac.
I'm a compulsive liar.
You are such a bitch!
You did that on purpose
just to fuck me over.!
I would do it though.
If you love someone, it's okay.
[Claire]
I can't believe you.
You're so weird.
You don't say anything all day,
and then when
you open your mouth...
you unload all these
tremendous lies all over me.
You're just pissed off because
she got you to admit something
you didn't want to admit to.
Okay, fine.
But that doesn't make it
any less bizarre.
What's bizarre?
I mean, we're all
pretty bizarre.
Some of us are just
better at hiding it, that's all.
How are you bizarre?
He can't think for himself.
She's right.
Do you guys know what, uh,
what I did to get in here?
I taped Larry Lester's
buns together.
- [Laughs]
- That was you?
- Yeah. You know him?
- Yeah, I know him.
Then you know how hairy
he is, right?
When they pulled
the tape off...
most of his hair came off
and some skin too.
Oh, my God.
The bizarre thing is...
is that I did it
for my old man.
I tortured this poor kid...
because I wanted him
to think that I was cool.
He's always going off about,
you know, when he was in school.
All the wild things
he used to do.
And I got the feeling that
he was disappointed that I never
cut loose on anyone, right?
So, I'm sittin'
in the locker room...
and I'm taping up my knee.
And Larry's undressing
a couple lockers down from me.
And... he's kind of...
he's kind of skinny.
He's weak.
And I started thinking
about my father...
and his attitude about...
about weakness.
And the next thing I knew...
I jumped on top of him
and started wailing on him.
And my friends, they just laughed
and cheered me on.
And afterwards...
when I was sitting
in Vernon's office...
all I could think about...
was Larry's father...
and Larry
having to go home...
and... and explain
what happened to him.
And... the humiliation...
fucking humiliation
he must have felt.
It must have been unreal.
I mean, how do you apologize
for something like that?
There's no way.
It's all because of me
and my old man.
God, I fucking hate him.
He's like this...
He's like this mindless machine
that I can't relate to anymore.
Andrew.!
You've got to be number one.!
I won't tolerate any losers
in this family.
Your intensity is for shit!
Win! Win! Win!
You son of a bitch.
You know sometimes
I wish my knee would give...
then I wouldn't be able
to wrestle anymore.
Then he could forget
all about me.
I think your old man
and my old man should get
together and go bowling.
[Chuckles]
It's like me, you know,
with my grades.
Like when l... when l...
when I step outside myself.'...
and like when I look in
at myself, you know.
And l... And I see me.
I don't like what I see.
I really don't.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you like yourself?
Sounds stupid, but...
because I'm failing shop.
We had this assignment,
you know, to make this,
like, ceramic elephant...
and we had eight weeks
to do it.
And then, you know,
we're supposed to... It was like a lamp.
And when, you know,
when you pull it, the trunk,
the light was supposed to go on.
But my light didn't go on.
I got an "F" on it.
I've never got an "F" in my life.
When I signed up, you know,
for the course, I mean...
I thought I was playing it
real smart, you know...
'cause I thought,