Dad.
But I've got homework to do.
That's all right, son.
You can do it on the boat.
Gee.!
Dear, isn't our son swell?
Yes, dear.
Isn't life swell?
Oh.
[Loud Kiss]
Oh.
[Loud Kiss]
[Grunts]
All right.
What about your family?
Who, mine?
It's real easy.
Yeah.
[Deep Voice]
Stupid, worthless,
no-good...
goddamn freeloading
son of a bitch.
Retarded, big mouth,
know-it-all, asshole, jerk.
[High Voice]
You forgot ugly,
lazy and disrespectful.
Shut up, bitch!
Go fix me a turkey potpie.
What about you, Dad?
[Deep Voice]
Fuck you.
No, Dad.
What about you?
Fuck you!
No, Dad. What about you?
Fuck you!
Bam!
- Is that for real?
- You want to come over sometime?
That's bullshit.
It's all part of your image.
- I don't believe a word of it.
- You don't believe me?
No.
No?
Did I stutter?
Do you
believe this? Huh?
It's about
the size of a cigar.
Do I stutter?
See, this is what you get
in my house when you spill
paint in the garage.
I don't think that
I need to sit with you
fucking dildos anymore.
[Yelling]
Fuck!
- You shouldn't have said that.
- How did I know?
I mean he lies about
everything anyway.
Oh, shit.
Coffee. Looks like it's
been scraped off the bottom
of the Mississippi River.
Everything's polluted.
Everything's polluted.
The coffee's polluted.
The kids are polluted.
How do you know
where Vernon went?
I don't.
Then how do you know
when he'll be back?
I don't.
Being bad feels
pretty good. Huh?
What's the point
of going to Bender's locker?
Beats me.
This is so stupid.
Why are we risking
getting caught?
I don't know.
So then what are we doing?
You ask me
one more question...
and I'm beating
the shit out of you.
Sorry.
You're such a slob.
My maid's
on vacation.
[Sniffing]
It's drugs.
Screw that, Bender.
Put it back.
Drugs.
The boy has marijuana.
That was marijuana.
Shut up, dick.
Do you approve
of this?
[Bender]
We'll cross through the lab,
and then we'll double back.
[Andrew] You better be right.
If Vernon cuts us off,
it's your fault, asshole.
[Brian]
What did he say?
Where are we going?
#Hot on the run from
the grip of the power game #
# The man who leads the way
The man who leads the way #
#Shell in its box from his
home that they'll never tame #
# The man who leads the way
The man who leads the way #
Wait. Wait.
Hold it. Hold it.
We have to go through
the cafeteria.
No, the activities hall.
Hey, man, you don't know
what you're talking about.
You don't know.
We're through
listening to you.
We're going this way.
You go where you want,
mother hen. Come on!
#He is burning #
#Burning in the twilight #
#He is turning
Turning to face us #
#He is burning #
#Fire in the twilight ##
Shit!
Fuck you.
Great idea, jag-off.
Fuck you. Why didn't you
listen toJohn?
We're dead.
No. Just me.
What do you mean?Get back to the library.
Keep your unit out of it.
# I wanna be
an airborne ranger #
#I wanna be
an airborne ranger #
- That son of a bitch.
- # Before the day I die #
#There's five things
I want to ride #
# Bicycle, tricycle
automobile #
# Virgin's mother
and a Ferris wheel #
# I wanna be
an airborne ranger #
##[Continues, Indistinct]
[Panting]
[Ball Bouncing]
[Yelling]
Three...
two, one.!
[Yells]
Bender! Bender!
What is this?
What are you doing here?
What is this?
Hi.
Out. That's it, Bender.
Out. It's over.
Don't you want
to hear my excuse?
Out.
I'm thinking of
trying out for a scholarship.
Give me the ball, Bender.
Give me that ball.
Get your stuff.
Let's go.
Mr. Wise Guy here's
taken upon himself
to go to the gymnasium.
I'm sorry to inform you,
you're going to be without his
services the rest of the day.
B-O-O H-O-O.
Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender?
The false alarm you pulled