Totally.
Why don't you shut up?Nobody here's interested.
Really. Buttface.
Hey, sporto, what'd you do to get
in here? Forget to wash your jock?
Uh, excuse me, fellas, I think we should
just write our papers.
Just because you live in here doesn't give
you the right to be a pain in the ass.
So knock it off!It's a free country.
He's just doing it to get a rise
out of you. Just ignore him.
Sweets.
You couldn't ignore me
if you tried.
So...
so...
are you guys like
boyfriend-girlfriend?
Steady dates?
Lovers?
Come on, sporto.
Level with me.
Do you slip her
the hot-beef injection?
Go to hell!
Enough!
Hey! What's going on
in there?
Spoiled little pricks.
Scumbag.
What do you say
we close that door?
Can't have any kind of party with Vernon
checking us every few seconds.
You know the door's
supposed to stay open.
So what? So why don't you just shut up.
- There's four other people in here,
you know? - God, you can count.
I knew you had to be smart
to be a wrestler.
Who the hell are you to judge anybody anyway? Really.
You know, Bender,you don't even count.
If you disappear forever,
it wouldn't make any difference.
You may as well not evenexist at this school.
Well, I'll run right out
and join the wrestling team.
- Maybe the prep club too.
Student council.
Nah.
They wouldn't take you.
- I'm hurt. - You know why guys
like you knock everything?
This should be stunning.Because you're afraid.
Oh, God. You richies are so smart.
That's exactly why I'm not heavy in activities.
- You're a big coward.
- I'm in a Math Club.
You're afraid that they won't take you,
you don't belong, so you dump all over it.
Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you
activities people being assholes, would it?
Well, you wouldn't know.
You don't even know any of us.
Well, I don't know
any lepers either...
but I'm not going to run
and join one of their fucking clubs.
Hey, let's watch the mouth,
huh? I'm in Physics Club too.
Excuse me a sec.
What are you babbling about?
What I said was that
I'm in the Math Club...
uh, the Latin Club
and the Physics Club... Physics Club.
Hey. Cherry.
Do you belong to
the Physics Club?
That's an academic club.So?
Academic clubs aren't the same
as other kinds of clubs.
Ah, but to dorks
like him, they are.
What do you guys
do in your club?
In physics, well, we talk about physics.
Properties of physics.
So it's sort of social.
Demented and sad, but social, right?
I guessyou could consider ita social situation.
Um, I mean, there areother
children in my club. And, uh...
at the end of the year, we have, um,
we have a big banquet at the Hilton.
You load up. You party.
No. We get dressed up,
but we don't get high.
- Only burners like you get high.- And I didn't
have any shoes,so I had to borrow my dad's.
It's weird 'cause my mom doesn't
like meto wear other people's shoes.
My counsel kent... My cousin Kendall
from Indiana, he got high once.
And, you know, he started eating,like,
really weird foods.
Then he felt like he didn'tbelong anywhere,
kind oflike Twilight Zone, kinda?
- Sounds like you. - You guys keep up
your talking and Vernon's gonna come in.
I got a meet this Saturday, and I'm not gonna miss
it on account of you boneheads.
Oh, and wouldn't that
be a bite?
Missing a wholewrestling meet?
You wouldn't know
anything about it, faggot.
You never competedin your whole life.
Oh, I know. I feel
all empty inside because of it.
I have such a deep admiration for guys who
roll around on the floor with other guys.
You'd never miss it.
You don't have any goals.Oh, but I do.
I want to be just like you.
I figure all I need's
a lobotomy and some tights.
You wear tights?
No, I don't wear tights.
- I wear the required uniform.
- Tights.
Shut up.
Woo!
There's not supposed tobe any monkey business.
Young man, have you
finished your paper?
Come on, Bender.Don't screw around.
What are you going to do? Drop dead, I hope.