when you spill paint in the garage.
See, I don't think I need to sit
with you fucking dildos anymore.
Ahh!
Fuck!
You shouldn't have said that.
How did I know?
I mean he lies
about everything anyway.
Oh, shit.
Coffee.
Looks like it's scraped off
the bottom of the Mississippi River.
Everything's polluted.
Everything's polluted.
The coffee, the kids are polluted.
- How do you know where Vernon went?
- I don't.
- How do you know when he'll be back?
- I don't.
Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
What's the point
in going to Bender's locker?
Beats me.
This is so stupid.
Why do you think--
- Why are we risking getting caught?
- I don't know.
So then what are we doing?
Ask one more question and I'm beating
the shit out of you.
Sorry.
- You're such a slob.
- My maid's on vacation.
It's drugs.
Screw that, Bender.
Put it back.
Drugs.
The boy has marijuana.
- That was marijuana.
- Shut up, dick.
Do you approve of this?
[ Bender ] We'll cross
through the lab and double back.
You better be right.
If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault.
[ Brian ] What'd he say?
Where are we going?
[ Bender ]
Wait. Wait. Hold it.
- We have to go through the cafeteria.
- No, the activities hall.
- You don't know what you're saying.
- No, you don't!
We're through listening to you.
We're going this way.
Go where you want, motorhead.
Come on!
- Shit!
- Great idea, jagoff.
- Fuck you.
- Why didn't you listen to John?
We're dead.
No.
- Just me.
- What do you mean?
Get back to the library.
Keep your pants on.
# I wanna be an airborne ranger #
# I wanna live a life of danger #
That son of a bitch.
# Before the day I die #
# There's five things I want to ride #
# Rifle, lifeboat, automobile #
# Virgin's mother and a ferris wheel #
# I wanna be an airborne ranger #
[ Ball Bouncing ]
Ahh!
Three...
two...
one!
Ahh!
[ Vernon ] Bender! Bender!
What is this?
- What are you doing here?
- Hi.
Out. That's it, Bender.
Out. It's over.
- Don't you want to hear my excuse?
- Out.
- I might try out for a scholarship.
- Give me the ball.
Give me that ball.
Get your stuff.
Let's go.
Mr. Wise Guy took it upon himself
to go to the gymnasium.
I'm sorry to inform you...
you'll be without his services
for the rest of the day.
- B-o-o h-o-o.
- Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender?
The false alarm you pulled Friday.
False alarms are really funny.
What if your home--
What if your family--
What if your dope was on fire?
lmpossible, sir.
It's in Johnson's underwear.
[ Vernon ] You think he's funny?
You think this is cute?
He's "bitchin"? Is that it?
Let me tell you something.
Look at him.
He's a bum.
Want to see something funny?
You go visit John Bender in five years.
You'll see how funny he is.
What's the matter, John?
You gonna cry?
Let's go.
Keep your fuckin' hands
off me!
I expect better manners
from you, Dick.
For better hallway vision.
That's the last time, Bender.
The last time you ever make me
look bad in front of them.
I make $31,000 a year
and have a home.
I'm not throwing it away
on some punk like you.
But someday, man, someday...
when you're gone and have
forgotten about this place...
and they've forgotten you, and you're
wrapped up in your pathetic life...
I'm gonna be there.
That's right.
I'm gonna kick the living shit
out of you.
I'm gonna knock your dick
in the dirt.
- You threatening me?
- What are you gonna do about it?
You think anybody
will believe you?
You think anybody's
gonna take your word over mine?
I'm a man of respect around here.
They love me. I'm a swell guy.
You're a lying sack of shit,
and everybody knows it.
Oh, you're a real tough guy.
Hey, hey. Come on.
Get on your feet, pal!
Let's find out how tough you are!
I want to know right now
how tough you are.
I'll give you the first punch.
Come on. Right here.
Just take the first shot.
Please. I'm begging you.
Take a shot. Right here.
Just take one shot.