Carl. How are you?
- Good.
- Good. What's up?
- Not much.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Just a little homework.
- Homework?
- Yeah.
Confidential files?
This is a sensitive area and certain
people would be very embarrassed.
I would appreciate it
if this could be something
that you and l
could keep between us.
- What will you do for me?
- What would you like?
- Got 50 bucks?
- What?
50 bucks.
No, no, man.
- You got a middle name?
- Yeah. Guess.
Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.
Your birth date is March 1 2th.
You're 5 foot, 9.5 inches.
You weigh 1 30 pounds.
Your social security number
is 04938091 3.
Wow! Are you psychic?
No.
Would you mind telling me
how you know all this about me?
- I stole your wallet.
- (Johnson) Give it to me.
- No.
- (Johnson) Give it!
- You're a thief, too.
- I'm not.
Multi-talented!
There's only two bucks
and a beaver shot.
- What?
- A nudie picture. It's perverted.
Let's see it.
- Are all these your girlfriends?
- Some of them.
- What about the others?
- Some I consider my girlfriends.
- Some I just consider.
- Consider what?
Whether I want to hang out with them.
You don't believe
in just one guy, one girl?
- Do you?
- Yeah. That's the way it should be.
- Not for me.
- Why not?
- Why so much in your purse?
- Why so many girlfriends?
I asked you first.
I don't know.
I guess I never throw anything away.
- Neither do l.
- Oh.
This is the worst fake I D
I've ever seen.
- You realise you made yourself 68?
- (Johnson) I know. I goofed it.
- (Andrew) Why do you need fake I D?
- So I can vote.
- You want to see what's in my bag?
- No.
Holy shit! What is all that stuff?
Do you always carry
this much shit in your bag?
Yeah.
I always carry
this much shit in my bag.
You never know
when you may have to jam.
Are you going to be,
like, a shopping bag lady?
You know, sit in alleyways and talk
to buildings and wear men's shoes?
- I'll do what I have to do.
- Why do you have to do anything?
My home life is unsatisfying.
You'd subject yourself
to the dangers of the streets
because your home life is unsatisfying?
I don't have to live in the street.
I can go to the ocean,
I can go to the mountains.
I can go to lsrael,
Africa, Afghanistan.
Andy, want to get in on this?
Allison says she wants to run away
because her home life is unsatisfying.
Everyone's home life is unsatisfying.
If it wasn't, people would live
with their parents forever.
Yeah, but I think hers goes beyond
what guys like you and me
consider "normal unsatisfying".
Never mind. Forget it.
Everything's cool.
- What's the deal?
- No. There's no deal, Sporto.
- Forget it.
- (Andrew) Wait a minute.
Either you really want to run away
or you want people to think you want to.
Eat shit!
The girl is an island unto herself.
OK?
Hi. You want to talk?
- No.
- Why not?
Go away.
- Where do you want me to go?
- Go away!
- You have problems.
- I have problems?
You do everything
everybody tells you.
OK. But I didn't dump my purse
out on the couch
and invite people into my problems.
Did l?
So what's wrong?
What is it?
Is it bad? Real bad?
Parents?
Yeah.
What do they do to you?
They ignore me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did you want to be
when you were young?
When I was a kid,
I wanted to be John Lennon.
Carl, don't be a goof.
I'm trying to make a serious point.
I've been teaching for 22 years.
Each year, these kids get
more and more arrogant.
Bullshit, man.
Come on, Vern. The kids
haven't changed, you have.
You took up teaching
because you thought it would be fun,
you could have summer vacations off.
Then you found out it was actually
work and that really bummed you out.
These kids turned on me.
- They think I'm a big joke.
- (Carl) Come on!
If you were 1 6,
what would you think of you?
Carl, you think I give one rat's ass
what these kids think of me?
Yes, I do.
You think about this.
When you get old, these kids...
When