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fix that.
- You're an arsehole. Fix the door.
- Everyone shhh!
(Bender) I know what I'm doing.
(Sporto) No! Get up and fix it!
(Bender) Shut up!
(Vernon) God damn it!
Why is that door closed?
- Why is that door closed?
- How are we supposed to know?
Why?
We're just sitting here,
like we were supposed to.
Who closed that door?
- I think a screw fell out of it.
- It just closed, sir.
(Vernon) Who?
(Squeaks)
- She doesn't talk, sir.
- (Vernon) Give me that screw.
- I don't have it.
- You want me to shake it out of you?
I don't have it.
Screws fall out all the time.
- Give it to me.
- Why would anybody steal a screw?
Watch it, young lady.
(Footsteps)
(Door opens)
The door's way too heavy, sir.
(Vernon) Damn it!
(Door opens)
Andrew Clark, get up here.
Come on, front and centre. Leќs go.
How come Andrew gets to get up?
If he gets up, we all will.
Iќll be anarchy.
- Watch the magazines.
- (Bender) Iќs out of my hands.
Thaќs very clever, sir.
But what if there's a fire?
Violating fire codes
and endangering children's lives
would be unwise
at this juncture in your career.
What are you doing with this?
Get this out of here. Come on!
- The school has fire exits.
- Show Dick some respect.
Leќs go.
Go! Get back in your seat.
I expected a little more
from a varsity letterman.
You're not fooling anybody, Bender.
The next screw that falls out
is going to be you.
- (Mutters) Eat my shorts.
- What was that?
Eat... my... shorts!
You've bought yourself
another Saturday.
- I'm crushed!
- You've just bought one more.
I'll have to check my calendar.
Good. Iќs going to be filled.
We'll keep going.
Want another one?
Just say the word!
Instead of going to prison,
you'll come here. Are you through?
- No.
- (Vernon) I'm doing society a favour.
- So?
- (Vernon) Thaќs another one.
I've got you
for the rest of your life.
- Want another?
- Yes.
(Vernon) You got it.
Thaќs another one, pal.
Cut it out!
(lndistinct)
- (Vernon) You through?
- Not even close, bud.
- Good. One more.
- Do you think I give a shit?
Another.
- You through?
- How many is that?
Seven, including the one when you
asked about Barry Manilow's closet.
- Now iќs eight.
- Seven, sir.
Shut up, Peewee.
You're mine, Bender.
For two months, I've got you.
I've got you.
What can I say? I'm thrilled.
I'm sure thaќs what you want
these people to believe.
You ought to spend a little less time
trying to impress people.
You might be better off.
All right, thaќs it.
I'm going to be right outside
those doors.
The next time I have to come in,
I'm cracking skulls.
(Screams) Fuck you!
Fuck.
(# Rock guitar music plays)
Wake up!
Who has to go to the lavatory?
- Thaќs real intelligent.
- You're right.
Iќs wrong to destroy literature.
Iќs such fun to read.
And...
...Molay really pumps my nads.
Moliйre.
(# Violin music plays)
I love his work.
Big deal. Nothing to do
when you're locked in a vacancy.
- Speak for yourself.
- Do you think I'd speak for you?
I don't even know your language.
- Hey, are you grounded tonight?
- I don't know.
My mum said I was
but my dad told me to blow her off.
There's a big party at Stubby's.
Should be pretty wild.
(Girl) Yeah?
(Andrew) Yeah. Are you going to go?
- I doubt it.
- How come?
If I do what my mother tells me not to,
iќs because my father says iќs OK.
There's a monster deal.
Iќs endless. Any minute, divorce.
- Who do you like better?
- What?
- Who do you like better?
- They're both screwed.
No, I mean,
if you had to choose between them.
I don't know.
I'd probably go live with my brother.
Neither gives a shit. They use me
to get back at each other.
Ha!
- Shut up!
- You're just feeling sorry for yourself.
- Nobody else would.
- You're breaking my heart.
- (Bender) Sporto?
- What?
- Do you get along with your parents?
- If I say yes, I'm an idiot. Right?
You're an idiot anyway.
But if you say you get along
with your
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