owe us 6042 boxes now.
Skripach, make a note.
I already have.
Do you want some?
No
It's free.
Hey!!
What are you doing?
And me? And me? And me? And me?
I'll still give you ten boxes,
take some water for yourself...
God, Kin dza dza!
A ship!
It's not a ship. It's a fuel-station.
So we can refuel!
We can't! This one's automatic,
but with a woman attendant.
If we perform, she'll give us a discount,
understand?
Don't hesitate, Uncle Vova.
Come on, come on, my friend...
Come on...
If this was once sea,
why are there no sea shells?
On the Earth you still have sea?
We have sea, and rivers,
And honest people, Mr Uef.
Savages. You make me want to cry.
Mama, mama, what shall I do,
Mama, mama, how shall I live,
I don't have a warm coat,
I don't have a warm vest.
It's a pity my boss can't see me now,
He'd probably give me a raise.
Keep quiet, Uncle Vova.
She's watching us.
They took the woman out
and installed a machine.
So take enough for the money you have.
At least we'll fly some way!
You can't buy luts in parts.
Luts is ten chatls per load,
and we only have seven.
How far from here to the centre?
160 km.

Oi, Chatlanian!
What?
Can you take your right boot off for us?
Why?
You bastard!
All of you! Squat!
Why? They're not epsilops are they?
It's PJ with his Patsak.
If they find out that you didn't squat,
It's life in prison laying on nails.
Who's he?
You see that?
Yeah, it's a hologram, my friend.
The violin!
Quiet! Stand still!
Silence!
And you say koo.
It's not a balloon, you idiot!
It's the last breath of Mr PJ.
Bollocks.
How could one person breath
so much just before he died?
Absurd.
Don't blaspheme. PJ is alive!
And I am happy.
I'm happier still.
Like this.
Come on, get inside.
Plastic.
No.
Is there a normal entrance
to this supermarket?
Normal entrance you have to pay chatls for,
my friend.
Get on with it!
Go away.
Skripach! Patsaks go there!
What are they doing?
This is the fourth pump of Mr PJ.
I love PJ very much.
I 'koo' him even more!
And here they make water from fuel.
What are they shouting?
Sell.
Sell what?
Sell everything.
So we'll take a gravitsapa!
Gravitsapas are another department.
First we need to find out
the Tenture of the Earth.
Yellow Trousers...two times 'koo'.
Think! What's the diameter
of you planet's orbit?
I don't remember... Skripach do you know?
No, we don't need Skripach. You!
All right.
The specific gravity of the core
of your planet. Think.
Specific gravity? No, I can't remember...
I see.
The names of the planets in your galaxy.
Which ones do you know? Think.

There was a crystal display!
Where is the crystal display?
Skripach! Put it back in its place!
I thought as it was lying there...
...it was a piece of glass...
Stupid idiot.
Enough. Stop your brains squeeking, fool.
Here's the number of your planet:
013 in the tenture.
On the left of the Great Bear.
Do you want to talk with the Earth?
It'll cost you another chatl.
I don't understand?..
Think of your own telephone number!
And ask them about matches.
...Hallo! Hallo! Can you hear me?

Hallo!
Hallo! I'm listening, go ahead!
Hallo!

Hallo! Lucy!
Vova!
Can you hear me? It's me!
Vova, where are you?
Well, I'm here...How are you?
You...
How's Cyril?
Where are you, Vo...
Where are you, Vova?
I'm here, in some place,
I'll explain everything later.
How's mum feeling?
Have you been to see her?
I have been... I asked you where you were!
Listen, wife of Patsak! Stop pissing about!
Run and buy two boxes of matches!
Or else you'll never be together!
 Lucy! Lucy...
Lucy. My darling...
Lucy...Lucy!
Take the phone, right now,
and ring Victor Manohin...
...tell him that the keys for the plumbing store
are in my portacabin,
under the thingy...under the cupboard.
Lying on the floor.
Did