somewhere
...Here it is
- To the left of the Big Dipper
- This is unnecessary
Could you please
hold your hands
- Miss, what did you do with ...them?
- They are in the 2nd Greenhouse now
Could you please
hold your hands
- Do you really turn people into cactuses?
- Only those from Pluk
They are not from Pluk!
They are from Hanut!
This is irrelevant
Could you please put on
your breathing apparatus
- But why? You have beautiful air!
- That is why
- Heh!... Just look at her!
- Easy there, just put it on. Gedevan!
On behalf of our planet, please...
Let them go
Well, who can make
this decision?
Abradox can
But...
Well, take us to him!
Do it, or I'll take off the mask
and breathe on everything!
You shouldn't worry
Our greenhouses provide
the best environment
Blossoming, microclimate,
peace and quiet!
Isn't that a treat?
Then my dear, why are you
frolicking around on the grass
...instead of
sitting in a pot?
Please watch your step! You have
just broken a green shoot again
Friend!
- Can we ask you a favor?
- No need to continue
It's a 'no'
Our proximity to the
Kin-Dza-Dza galaxy...
...is our misfortune.   They are
plagued by yearnings and desires
Vile desires!
Transformation into
a plant life-form...
...is for their own good
And for everyone else's!
Maybe we should bring them here and
let them decide what is good for them?
Oh, if we gave that sort an
opportunity to decide about anything...
Girly, all of you are so smart!
Did somebody teach you? or did you
figure it all out on your own?
Let's not waste time
You are creatures
from Anti-Tenture
That means I have an obligation
to transport you...
...to the starting
point of your journey
Or, we can send
you back in time...
...to the moment when you
could decide your own fate
- The choice is yours
- Sorry, I don't get it. Back in time?
To the past. Back to Pluk
Um... Can you send one of us to Earth
and the other one to the past?
Vladimir Nikolaevich
I won't let you go
back to Pluk alone
Okay, dude...
Back in time!
How long was I fixing the
violin? 50 minutes or so?
About 50
Brother Patzak
A guy with a sock will be here soon
Tell him to follow us to the Etsikh
- Do you know where it is?
- Sure
- So, you will show him
- Pay me some more then
Everybody have a rest
for half an hour!
Thank you, brothers
Carry on, boys. Carry on
Fiddler! Hurry up!
You didn't go home!
Again! You pest...
- Yes. Climb out!
- Bite me!
It's better here
than on Alpha
Come on,
pull them out
We'll have a space-transportation
gadget in a minute
Vladimir Nikolaevich!
You owe us 11,000 boxes
Fiddler has it written down!
11,020
I have a proposition...
Vovka...
We get transported together
...right into the grocery
- We buy everything and then...
- There will be no "then"
We all stay on Earth
Forever?!
Forever
Me, on a planet where they don't know
who has to squat before whom? Nonsense!
- Give us the gravitzapa and that's it!
- Uncle Uef, Uncle Be!
- You will be so welcome there!
- No, comrade!
A society without the
color differentiation of pants...
...is a society without purpose!
And without a purpose...
Guys, enough with the philosophy
He's going to appear soon
Make up your minds
Are you going with us?
Just give us the
gravitzapa now!
Give it to them
Pity
So...
We should say our farewells
I kind of got used to you
Me too
Well... Take care!
Friends!  Patzaks!
Here is your sock,
thank you
And if you wish...
Friend!
What system is your gadget?
Might I take a look?
Regular system...
Press a button
and you're back home
Hi
Hi. How was your day?
Pipes burst at
Manukhin's building site
" Mama, mama, what shall we do now?
Winter's coming. Freezing all day long "
" You could use a warmer woolen scarf, and
I don't have a winter coat at all "
- How's our 'excellent student'?
- He's out with friends
Vovka! Go buy some bread. I forgot
Oh, and buy some noodles too
Comrade! How