Maybe by this time, some people
who knew me are still alive "
" Please tell them that
I did not steal the violin "
Look! As good as new
Here is a small
piece left
That happens...
sometimes...
Nutritious?
Earthlings!  You really
shouldn't press buttons like that!
It wasn't easy to find you
Lucky it had built-in memory
Here's your sock,
thank you
If you wish, I can transport
you back to Earth
I found out your
Tenture number
Well, hurry up!  One second
here is half a year there
Then I have a proposition
We rush to Earth...
get some matches, go back here,
sell them, buy the guys out of there
- Then we go to Moscow, and you go home
- I can't do that, I only have 3 charges
But that's perfect!  Just enough
to go there, here and back again
And what about me?!
Well, friend...
Make up your minds, yes or no?
I'm counting to three.  One...
- Wait
- Two...
Well, put yourself in my shoes
The guys are doing time because of me
And my little son has a beard like
this by now!   Two and a half...
- Two and a half!
- I... cannot do this
Three
Argh!   Who needs
all this stuff...
Stupid tzaks,
all this trash!
And *where* did you
get this?!   Huh?
Ugh... In the planetarium. It was
just lying around on a shelf
Fiddler...
My little klepto...
You snatched up a gravitzapa!
" Strangers in the night... Koo!
Exchanging glances "
" Wond'ring in the night... Koo!
What were the chances "
" Shall we fall in love... Koo!
In love we fall... Koo-oo "
Patzaks!  Patzaks!
How come you sing here standing up?
Standing up is only allowed over there
- An Etsilop didn't let us in there
- Here you can only sing on your knees
Thanks, we are
fine as we are...
Come on, you
can spare a dime!
Well well well...
Now behave yourselves
" Strangers in the koo... "
Uncle Vova!
There comes your coat
with my hat on top
Hi!
What's up?
What's new on Pluk?
Sing
Well, we are not
in good voice today
Sing!
Vladimir Nikolaevich
- I can't stand this any longer
- Easy now, Fiddler
- What's this worth?
- One hundred
Okay... Looks like
we have sung enough
- And this one?
- Fifty     - Okay...
Etsilop!
Patzaks!
Why aren't you
wearing muzzles?
Turn around!
New order
from Mister PG
All Patzaks must now wear
muzzles ...and be happy
Okay, this here is for me,
...and this is for you
...and this one is for you
Why aren't you happy?
Did you hear me?  Huh?
Come on, raise your
tranklukator! Chatlan!
Aah!
- Put it on!
- Yes, sir!
And be happy!
I am so happy!
Oh, look!
PG is here!
Where?
Get up!
Get up!
Open your mouth!
Open wider!
Fiddler! Get me a gag!
Quick!
[swearing in Georgian]
Turn around!
Nose!
Give us our money back!
Okay. Here, hold this
...like this
Take this off!
And if you think
it's not a tranklukator
it will be the last frickin' thought
in your dumb Chatlan head
Show us the shortest
way to the Etsikh... Go!
Everybody down!
Stay put for half an hour!
- Move!
- Move!
Faster!
Excuse us, granny
That was PG's Mother!
A video?
In the flesh!
Everybody!
Get in the washtub! Now!
Open the door!
And stay put the whole day!
Koo? or not koo?
Here it is
- Number, please?
- Take the latest
Well, hello there
Hey! Chatlan!
- Sing!
- Fiddler, stop it
Roll out the
second to last
Get lost!
Hello,
Gedevan Alexandrovich
['Hello' in Georgian]
Climb out
- We can't
- They'll catch us
Stop!
We have a gravitzapa
Ouch!
- Koo, Uncle Vova!
- Yeah, koo
Cut it through
Right here
- Koo!
- Push it out!
Uncle Vova! Please help
me roll the etsikh out!
- Leave it!
- Vladimir Nikolaevich!
Humankind worked for millenia
just to get one rock from the Moon!
And here we have a
live alien and a etsikh!
...made of an
unknown metal!
I said, leave it!!!
- Tzapa
- Yes sir, tzapa
- Tzapa!!! - Press the tzapa!
- I did!  I did!
- Are we flying yet?
- Starting her up...
Let's hurry up, brothers!
Before they come to their senses!
You're not helping!
- And we