nothing,
just a piece of glass
Stupid cow
Fine. Stop rattling
your brains. Blockhead
Here is your planet: 013 in Tenture,
just left of the Big Dipper
If you want to talk,
that's a chatle extra
- Come again?
- Your phone number! Think!
And tell them
about the matches
Hello
Hello, who is calling?
(Speak in here)
Hello!
Hello, please speak up!
- Hello!
- (Speak! Time is running)
Hello!
Lucy!
- Vovka?!
- Can you hear me OK? It's me!
Vovka! Where are you?!
I'm here... How are you there?
How's our son?
Where have you...
Where are you, Vovka?!
Well, I am here, in this place
I will explain later
How's Mom?
Have you seen her?
- Yes I have
- And?!
I'm asking you,
where are you?
Listen, Patzak woman! Stop fooling us
around! Go buy four 6-packs of ketze!
- Or we'll find him a younger...
- Damn it!...
Lucy! Lucy...
Lucy, my darling!
Lucy...
Lucy! Pick up the phone
right away! Call Manukhin!
Tell him that the keys to the
plumbing are in my trailer...
...under... under the locker!
on the floor!  You understand?
Oh, I understand all right
Please dial Batumi 3-47-57
and ask for Alik
No!
Take a walk. Thief
Is something wrong?
Huh?
Everything's fine
Only Earth is very far away
It will take seven minutes
to start up, instead of five
So let's go and make the
tzapa ready for the gravitzapa
Hey, astronauts!
Which one is tzapa?
It is... the rusty nut,
my dear fellow
Everything is rusty here!
That one is the rustiest
What the hell...
Are you nuts?
Whoa! Mama, mama!
Lucy and Manukhin have been
transported! What do you know
Uncle Vova!
The match was
in the hat!
Weird...
Why would they leave?
Weird?!  Now they have a match to buy a
gravitzapa and they know Earth's Tenture!
Comrade Etsilop!
Comrade Etsilop!
They stole from us!
Please catch them!
Koo!
Catch them!
40 chatles
No chatles!   Everything
was with the tour guide
And the violin is
someone else's!
They didn't cuckoo
before a video of PG!
What are you staring at?
What the hell are you staring at?
I will tell your bosses that
you knew and took no action
You'll be frickin'
tranklukated!  Got it?
I took action!
I pressed the 'kappa'
right away. Ask Fiddler!
All units!  A deathtrap
with casters is on the run. Koo!
- There's nothing in there
- Open it
Let him see
It's vinegar
Mind your
own business
The Patzak will be tranklukated,
the Chatlan gets life in etsikh, with nails
Brothers! Brothers...
My dear fellow Patzaks!...
Tell them the truth!
I was squatting!
It was this Chatlan
pressing the kappa...
- (Shut up!)
- Uncle Vova!
- Shut up, parasite!
- (You shut up!)
Vovka, my friend!
- Gedevan Alexandrovich! Comrade!
- (Don't listen to him!)
Tell them it was him!
He was the one who did not squat!
- And I will give you the Pepelatz!
- Uncle Vova, the Pepelatz is mine!
Slow down! Slow down...
Hang on a sec
Nobody slammed anyone
Everybody squatted like chimps
I was confused
And it was me who
brought the ketze here
- What ketze?
- The match you took out of the hat
There was no match! No!
Uncle Vova! What's the matter
with you, my dear fellow!
Sorry, I forgot
There was no match
There was none
You both, life in etsikh without nails
until the penalty fee is paid
The fee is 500 chatles,
250 apiece
Thank you!
Patzak, fix the violin and sing
your songs! Fiddler, play the Widget!
Guys, about the match, it was all
just a joke! To make you happy!
Bye-bye!
(singing) " On the river, on the river,
on the other river bank, "
" Koo! ...was my Mary
with her little ...Uuuuh "
" Hello, Earthling! "
" I am sure, one day you would
reach this planet as well "
" Greetings from Vladimir Nikolaevich
Mashkov, a builder from Moscow "
" ...and Gedevan Alexidze
from Batumi "
" We were the first to set foot
onto these wretched sands "
" ...in the backwaters
of the Universe "
Brother Patzak, throw in some
more plastic. The soup is too thin
Pay me some
more then
"