Patzaks are to sing
in cages, so be it
Stop showing off!
It's OK darling, we'll be
singing here, right next to it
Get in. He spotted us
You'll get us all tranklukated
- We are not animals
- What?!
- Now you'll get in! Get in!
- Let go! Stop it!
Get in now,
or he'll melt us down!
Well, if you insist...
Fiddler, let's get in
Go ahead
One, two, three...
- Dance!
- Dance
You know what?
Go find some other band! Dude!
What?!?!
Be right back
We must get
out of here
Boys, give it a push
It's uphill
Now *this* we can do
Rev it up!
Bye-bye! Jerks
I will tell everyone...
...where the planet is going
under this clown PG!
Patzaks are trampling
all over Chatlans!
Kyou!
Well? Is everything in there?
She stole my cologne
Women
Let me...
What do you have in there? Lead?
I got it,
Uncle Vova
I don't even know
which way to look...
Where is Earth?
Galina Borisovna!   Me and
comrade Mashkov, being Patzaks,
...could earn 2 chatles
per gig. And that's at best
Water, luts, and fines to the Etsilops
at least a chatle a day
And a gravitzapa is worth half
a ketze!   That's 2200 chatles
Divide by 365,
minus weekends, equals 6
I simply couldn't get
back in less than 6 years
Very well, Gedevan Alexandrovich,
but I only have your word for it
Do you have any proof that
you indeed returned from Space?
Maybe you simply sold the violin,
as Maestro Ragosin suspected,
...and then spent some
quality time, out in a disco
This is a mineral
This is a chatle
This is a tzak
A metal nut and
a sample of sand...
...are appended to the report
I handed in to the Dean's secretary
so they could forward
it to the UNESCO
- Where?!
- UNESCO [United Nations]
You are a grown-up man,
Gedevan Alexandrovich
You'd studied here for a semester
and then disappeared for years
Now you show up
out of the blue
...with a pebble,
...a chunk of Georgian ceramics
...and a little bell
And you expect us to...
And by the way,
if you are so musical,
...why weren't you in
our student orchestra?
Excuse me, Fiddler,
but this is nothing but 'koo'!
END OF PART ONEPART TWO
SUBTITLES: synchronization and translation improved by DOMKRAT
(largely based on the original subtitles from sadgeezer)
Assistance from the forum.wordreference in improving
the translation is very much appreciated.
Brief
CHATLAN-PATZAK
DICTIONARY
Ketze - Matches
Tzak - Nose bell
Etsikh - Container for prisoners
Etsilop - Law enforcement officer
Pepelatz - Interstellar spaceship
Gravitzapa - Pepelatz engine component
Kyou - A socially acceptable swear word
Koo - All other words
- Hi!
- Hello...
Long time no see!
Bye!
Hey! Hang on a sec
I have a proposition
What?
What?
What do we think about you?
Huh?
Come on. Probe our brains
Stop pestering us
What do you want?
- Have you no shame?
- Have you?
We are poor little hungry artists!
What have we ever done to you!
Why do you keep
harassing us!
Give me your
Widget for a sec
Tune it up
Good. Come on
One, two, three...
" Mama, mama, what shall I do? "
Koo!
" Mama, mama, how shall I live "
" I don't have no
warmer coat for winter "
" I don't have no
warmer underwear "
Shut up!
You're tone deaf
" Mama, mama, what shall I do? "
" Mama, mama, how shall I live "
Uncle Vova,
let's go again!
- They love it!
- They know a good thing ...
One, two...
Etsilop!
Hey, artists!
Where's our deathtrap?
- Pepelatz?
- Yes
Over there
- Ran out of luts
- All because of you, pest!
Fiddler! Just what do you
think you're doing!  Vandal
Listen, just
leave me alone, huh
My dear fellow...
This is a Last Breath, a grave!
It's a cemetery
Checkmate!
- A 'semi-pro', you say?
- He's just bragging
Unfair play! You are
using my brains to win
If you had brains you'd be studying Interna-
tional Relations instead of bugging us here
Let's play again. You bet the violin,
your bag, and the tooth-stick
And this here
Deal?
Well, okay! You bet the Widget,
the Visator,