Vovka, relax
Look
We're here
Earth is there
And there is Alpha
On Alpha they turn
us into cactuses
Earth is in
anti-tentura, dear
We cannot get
there, understand?
Why?
That's how it is.
It's just my luck really
A Pepelats can't
get to Earth!
So quit arguing
Ok?
Let's go and decide how
we will share the planet
Did you learn about
this in the planetarium?
Yes mate
That's why you
stole the match?
Of course
Uncle Vova,
they're lying!
Don't believe them
Get us to Earth, now!
No, Gedevan
They're not lying
They'd crawl across the Universe
on their stomachs for a
chance to get some matches
Vovka, it's a
silly thing to do
This air has
only 2% oxygen
Gedevan
Don't do this,
you're so young.
Live!
Maybe things will change
Fiddler isn't needed, Uncle Vova
Patsak!
You're going to
die in a moment
so tell us the
truth for once
Why didn't you teleport
home with that jerk
while you could?
What did you want?
Purple pants?
PG's bathtub?
Tell us,
what did you want?
Gedevan,
dear friend
You tell me
You can tell me,
I'm one of us
My mother was Georgian
He says his mother
was a local Georgian
Uef!
I don't care
I will koo them to Alpha!
And you,
lousy Chatlan
put on the tsak
and squat when you
talk to a Patsak!
Hanut is a Patsak
planet mate
Say it again
You will
catapult us to Alpha
and try to stop
the ship in its orbit
There's no way we
can break over there!
Don't interrupt
Carry on mate
On Alpha, while they
transport us to Earth
we will hold on to the bottom of
the space-transportation gadget
and the gadget will
transport with us
On Earth,...
we will buy you
4 crates of matches
Carry on mate
How many times do
we have to go over it?
Let's go
Because of you I will spend
an eternity in a plant pot
and you can't
even do this for us
My dear, good friends
Lets' fly already or
at least close this door
I can't stand the sight
of you any longer
I'm going to be sick
any moment now
So long mate
And we're flying
Break!
Break!
Break!
How can I?
You've drunk all our
breaking fluid! Alcoholic
Can't be good for him
Turn off your antlers
They can't be turned off
Take them off then
They might break
I think we've landed
That's how it
was the last time
All right
Put on your
gas mask
What about tsak?
No, they'll have
to do without
Earth!
''Om the river, om the far river bamk... ''
No
This isn't Earth
Hello
We're Patsaks
from planet Earth
Who are you?
This is planet Alpha
Tell Decont here,
your coordinates
and she will transport
you to the starting point
Have a nice day
Please give me
your planet number
013 in tentura
It's somewhere here
To the left of Ursa Major
This is not necessary
Would you please
hold your hands
Miss, what did
you do with them?
They are in the
Second Greenhouse
Would you please
hold your hands
Do you really turn
people into cactuses?
Only people from Pluk
They're not Plukans,
they're Hanutians
This is not relevant
Would you please
put the mask on
Why?
You have beautiful air
That's why
Would you get a load of her!
Calm down.
Put it on
Gedevan!
On behalf of the
people of Earth, please...
Let them go
Who can make
this decision?
Abradox can
But...
Take us to him
Take us to him!
Or I'll take off the
mask and breathe
on everything!
You shouldn't worry
Our greenhouses provide
the best environment
Blossoming, microclimate,
peace and quiet
You should envy them
Then my dear, why do
you frolic around...
instead of sitting
in a plant pot?
Please watch your step
you have already
broken 3 blades of grass
Friend!
We want to ask
you something
No need to continue
No
Our proximity to the
Kin-dza-dza Galaxy...
is our greatest problem
They are plagued by
yearnings and desires
vile desires!
Being transformed
into plants
is much better for them...
and for everyone else!
Maybe we should bring
them here and ask them
Let them decide what's better
If we give