get this and this
What?
Let's go, Fiddler,
to Outer Space
Stop!
Give it!
Only on mother Earth
Vladimir Nickolaevich,
you said if we get you to the
city, you'd give us all of it!
And you already stole
one match from us!
Patsaks do not
cheat on Patsaks,
it's wrong, mate
I said - to the city!
And what is this?
A barn
And this?
And this?
How is it's not a city?
Stop messing around
Let's see that gravitsapa.
If it's a major brand
- we'll take it
Patsak!
No one will touch
smuggled ketse
in front of witnesses,
you can get etsih for life
with nails for it!
What do you have in your head,
brains or kyoo?
We'll buy it ourselves.
Let's go
Stop!
Who are you?
Alien,
construction site foreman
No,
you are Patsak
And who are you?
I'm Georgian
No,
you're also Patsak
You, you and him
are Patsaks
And I'm Chatlan,
and they are Chatlans,
so put on the tsak
and stay in the pepelats,
got it?
What?
Look at me through
the scanner, mate
See,
it's a green colour
Same for him and you
Now look at Uef,
orange colour
That's because
he is Chatlan.
All clear?
What?
Pluk is a Chatlan planet
So, we Patsaks,
have to wear tsaks
And in front of us Chatlans,
you have to do this!
Vladimir Nickolaevich,
this is overtly racist
Show us again please
Like this!
Slower, please
Like this
Look, you have a wife,
a son struggling
for a C average,
and you are behind
on your mortgage
You don't want to
mess with us, mate
OK, Fiddler,
we'll play their game
Well done.
Give a match to Uef,
he'll buy a gravitsapa
He said he needed
them all
I was joking
Gentlemen,
you are so funny!
Wait!
We'll go together
Don't show them
any of your ketse,
and don't think about them,
just show them mine
And don't give them
more than half a match
Your Patsak said
it costs a whole match
He was joking too
Concrete mark 300
Patsak! Remember,
half or less
OK
Excuse me,
are Chatlans and Patsaks
different races?
No
Biologically different?
No
People from
different planets?
No
So how are
they different?
Are you colour-blind, Fiddler?
Can't you tell green from orange?
Tourist!
Hey!
It's a skyscraper!
Go, go
Do as I taught you
Hi missy.
Aren't you cold
in this coat?
They won't let me in,
they want you alone
Don't give them the ketse,
bring the gravitsapa here,
I'll check it
Go!
No
We're together
Vladimir Nickolaevich,
tell him!
Wait here
Don't go anywhere
Hi!
What's up?
You want me
to squat?
Well, out of respect
for the ladies
So what's
new on Pluk?
Put ketse here and
you'll get a gravitsapa
A half
Half it is
Can I take a look?
Sure
I'm not an expert
We'll show it to my
Chatlan, he'll check it
Just a moment while
we install the tsapa
Sore throat?
It's water
I have a proposition
I'll give you the rest
of this ketse for
two bottles of water
Ok
Do you have food?
Cereals
What kind?
Plastic
I'll give you this whole ketse
for five bottles of water
and a kilo of cereals
What's this?
Ketse
We have to
check it again
Check
Hey,
just a moment!
Be right back
Fiddler, can you get
matches on Earth?
Yes
If you can spit
further than me,
I'll give you half a chatl
If I can spit further,
you'll give me
two matches
Understood?
No
It's a simple game.
I bet half a chatl,
you bet 3 matches. Spit
No, thank you
OK, you bet one match,
I bet three chatls,
yellow pants
and I'll give you
a head-start like this.
Come on!
No
Blue pants!
Mr Uef,
under no circumstances
will I do this
Is this your
final word?
Then why are you
messing with me,
mimuna verishvilli!
Mr Uef! I represent a
civilised planet and demand
you to watch your lexicon!
Yeah!
Where are they?
Who?
That one,
with a scar
I'm such a moron,
I gave him all the matches
Gentlemen,
that's enough
Enough?
Enough?
I told him we should
go to the Centre
But he's greedy like
all Chatlans, he decided
to save 2 chatls!
I have another one
Enough to buy
a gravitsapa,