-11020. My suggestion, Vovka: we'll move to shop with you,
buy 'em there, then...
-"Then" will not be. We'll move on Earth only.
-Forever?
-Forever.
-Are you going to move me on planet, where nobody know rules
of curtseys? It's drivel. Give us GRAVITSAPPA & do everything
that you wish.
-Uncle Uef, uncle Bi, you'll be met so...
-No, Genetsvale (Geor.)! It social doesn't have color
differentiation by inexpressible, then target is absent. And
when target is absent, then...
-Brers, stop to philosophize. He'll arise now... Lets's
decide. Will you move with us or?..
-Give us GRAVITSAPPA, clear?
-Give it to him.
-It's for nothing.
-Well, Let's tell goodbye.
-It seems that I'm used to you.
-I'm too.
-Well, be healthy.
-Friends, PATSAKs, here you are your socks. If you want...
-Friend! What system do you have? Let me glance...
-System is usual. Press button & you're at home.
-KU?
-Hello
-Hello
-What is news?
-The tubes ripped at Manokhin's building object.
Song by TV:
"... dances & sings,
kisses everybody, who lives happy..."
Song by TV:
"Mama, Mama, what shall we do,
when the hard winter will come?"
Song by TV:
"I don't have a warm kerchief,
I don't have a winter coat..."
-Where is our "excellent" pupil?
-Our "excellent" pupil is going for a walk.
-Vovka, Go, buy bread, I forgot to buy it. OK?
Buy macaroni also...
-Comrade. How can I go to Old Arbat street?
-There, turn right.
-Thank you.
-KU!
-KU!
-Violinist?
-Uncle Vova?
-Violinist...
-Uncle Vova...Kin-Dza-Dza!
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Hi
Hi
How was your day?
The pipes burst at
Manokhin's building site
''Mother, mother, what will we do.
Mother, mother, how will we live. ''
How's our A-student?
He's out with friends
Vovka!
I forgot to buy bread,
could you nip out...
and buy some noodles?
Comrade, that man says
he's an alien, we have
to do something
Call the police
I will, but he's barefoot,
he'll catch a cold
Hello!
Hello.
I smell bad, I'm sorry
It's cold. I got this
from that metal box
Well done
Friend!
Please tell me your
planet number in tentura,
or at least the galaxy
number in the spiral
I've got the contacts
mixed up and now
I can't get home
We don't know the
number mate, we forgot it
Look, let's send this lad
to the information office,
and we'll wait for him
together in the bakery, OK?
Here,
put this on
Thank you.
Listen, friends,
there's no need for
an information office...
or bakery
This is my planet,
Uzm, 247
in tentura,
galaxy Beta
in the spiral
This is my space-
transportion gadget
So, which button
do I press to get home?
Because time is relative,
you understand that, right?
OK, I have
a proposition
We will press a button...
and transport
to your place
But if the device
doesn't work...
you will transport with us
to where we tell you, deal?
You can't just press it,
you have to know!
Yes we can...
What do you see?
Sand
So the fucking gizmo worked
And that jerk with the holes,
was he left behind?
Calm down, calm down
We have sun,
sand and gravity
We are on Earth or...
Or?
No,
we'll assume we're on Earth,
in some desert
Say, Karakum
What other deserts
do we have?
Gobi, Sahara...
I said we have!
Kyzylkum
No. We'll assume
it's Karakum
So, sun is to the West,
Ashabad is there
Let's go
Come on!
Comrade,
what's your name?
Vladimir Nickolaevich
My name is Gedevan
Pleased to meet you
You have a bottle in your case
Is it wine?
No, vinegar
I also have some herbs
We're all set then
Vladimir Nickolaevich,
do you remember the
number he mentioned
the guy who has my sock?
No
Maybe we're on his planet?
Listen, Fiddler...
we can guess all we want
but it's bloody pointless
We've chosen a direction
and that's where we're heading
We just need to get to the water.
Clear?
Vladimir Nickolaevich,
I want to change into slippers
Well