You speak Russian. Why did you need to suppress?
-But we don't suppress. It's very difficult to study language,
when you think in different languages.
-And this PATSAK every time speak languages, but he doesn't
know their continue. What are you looking, 'maymuna,
verishvilo'?
-Ah, they speak Georgian...
-What has he just say?
-Monkey, son of jackass.
-Well, we're tourists from USSR. Our people know, where we're.
They're looking for us. If you'll not give facilities of connection
with our embassy to us, you'll get big problems. Clear?
-TSAK!
-KU-U-U...
-We don't understand "embassy". Insert TSAK. Quickly!
-Well, you understand "macoroni", you understand "maymuna", but
you don't "embassy". Eh? Stop sklent! Clear?
-You thought about macaroni, but I said only. It's not Earth &
it's not Africa, dear. It's PLYUK planet, 215 in TENTURA. It's
Galaxy Kin-Dza-Dza in spiral. Clear?
-Hail... We came...
-Insert bell, dear... Insert. Well done.
-KU.
-Excuse me. Where have we just arrived?
-Hist! She has delicate ears. Do you know TENTURA of your palnet?
-TENTURA?
-Well, Tell number of your Galaxy in spiral.
-In spiral?
-In spiral, in spiral...
-Yes, yes.
-Do you know where Earth is? There're planets Venus, Saturn, Mars,
Jupiter there... What is else, Vladimir Nikolaevich?
-Big Bear.
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, come here.
-Are there matches on your planet?
-Well. Yes.
-How many matches will you give to us, if we'll move you there?
-Well, How many do you need?
-2 whole boxes.
-7!
-7.
-Give the box, that you have. now. I'll buy GRAVITSAPPA by them.
-Excuse me, what is "GRAVITSAPPA"?
-Well, Without GRAVITSAPPA PEPELATS can fly so. But with GRAVITSAPPA
it can fly in any point of Universal over 5 seconds.
-Guys. How do you move the PEPELATS from garage without GRAVITSAPPA?
It's no good.
-We had GRAVITSAPPA. But when we arrived here, it was stoled.
-Aha, yes.
-Excuse me, do you have a device for transference in space?
-No.
-No.
-Give me the matches.
-Give me water.
-KYU! KYU-YU. KY...
-KYU! KYU.
-Like this. Like this. Pah! Like this. Pah! Like this. Pah!
-It's yours. Smoke like this.
-Thank you...
-KU! KU!
-He said, that there was  GRAVITSAPPA.
-Put your matches here.
-When you'll move us to Earth, then I'll give you this...
-What do mean?
-Lets go, violinist, in open cosmos.
-Stop. Give them to me. Give them to me!
-You'll get them on Earth.
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, you said that you would give all to us,
if we should move you. But you stole our match. PATSAK doesn't
beguile PATSAK. It's no good, dear...
-I said if you would move us to town.
-But, What is it?
-It's a barn.
-But, What is it? But, What is it? It isn't a town here, is it?
-Don't twitch!
-Show GRAVITSAPPA. If it's brand good, we'll buy.
-PATSAK! Which stupid will take contraband KATSE with third
persons? The judgement is lifelong ETSIH with nails! Is there
a brain or KYU in your head?
-We'll buy ourself. Lets go.
-Stop! I said "stop"!
-Who are you? I asked "who are you?" Eh?
-I'm incomer-foreman.
-No. You're PATSAK.
-And who are you?
-I'm Georgian.
-No. You're PATSAK too. You're PATSAK. You're PATSAK. And
he is PATSAK. But I'm CHATLAN. And they're CHATLANs.
Because, insert TSAK & stay in PEPELATS. Clear?
-What?
-Look at my visator, dear...
-What is color? It's green. Look at him. It's green again.
And you're too.
-Now look at Uef. It's orange, isn't it? Because he's CHATLAN.
Chut! Clear?
-What is this?
-PLYUK is CHALANs' planet, because we, PATSAKs, need to insert
TSAKS.
-Yes! Also you need to do like this before us, CHATLANs...
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, this is a real racism.
-Please, show again...
-Like this!
-Be so kind, show a slowly...
-Like this.
-Be so kind, show a slowly...
-Like this.
-Vladivir Nokolaevich, you have wife, son-bad pupil at home. You
hasn't paid for apartment yet. And you're joking... It will finish
bad, dear...
-Take it...
-OK, violinist, let's play their