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I'm so hungry, I could eat
a sandwich from a gas station.
There's one for everyone.
Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time
for her to eat and take her pill.
Please, get off of me!
Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing
Aunt Edna on me.
I'm sick of her lying
on me all the time!
Be quiet!
Auntie?
Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix!
Let her be, she's fine!
She's not fine!
She's fine! Don't be silly!
She's not fine, Clark!
She's dead!
She breathed on me!
A dead person breathed on me!
Her hand touched me!
She's stiff already!
Goddamn it, anyway!
She must have passed away
somewhere near Flagstaff.
What are we going to do, Clark?
Well, we could leave her here...
...and the first phone we pass,
we'd call your cousin, Normie...
...and he can come and get her, I guess.
That's the meanest, coldest...
What do you want me to do,
call Federal Express?
Mom, we don't have to ride
with a dead person, do we?
Please say we don't!
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy
for Cousin Normie to find her.
All he'd have to do is
look for the buzzards.
Hell! Then we'll drive her
to Cousin Normie's.
I just didn't want to get caught up in
a funeral, inquests and all that crap.
You're the most self-centered,
egotistical, manipulative...
Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen!
I'm being practical.
If we drove straight through...
...we'd have three days
at Walley World at best.
Three.
She can't weight more than 100 pounds.
Oh, no!
You can't put her up on that roof!
Yes, he can!
Do you want me to strap her to the hood?
What's the difference? She'll be fine.
It's not as if it's going to rain
or something.
This is terrible!
What a nightmare!
Don't just blurt it out
about Edna dying!
How about if I ask him
to play a guessing game?
Oh, no, he isn't even home.
Maybe the neighbors know where he is.
The moron knows we're coming,
and he isn't home.
Normie's always been flighty.
He's always been a jag-off.
Will you watch your mouth?
There's a note.
"Have gone to Flagstaff.
Be back on Monday."
What a worm!
It's locked!
Okay, let's go!
We can't leave her on the patio!
Would you rather I slipped her in the
night deposit box at the funeral home?!
Come on!
It's raining all over her!
She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
Clark? We have to at least
say something.
Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
Oh, God...
Ease our suffering in this,
our moment of great despair!
Admit this good and decent woman
into Thine arms and the flock...
...in Thine heavenly area up there.
And Moab he laideth down
behind the land of the Canaanites.
And, yea,
though the Hindus speak of karma...
Clark!
I implore you, give her a break.
Clark!
Clark, this is a serious matter!
I'll do it myself!
Honey, I'm not an ordained minister!
I'm doing my best, okay?
Lord, we love this woman
with all our hearts!
Let's not overdo it, Mom!
Shut up!
We know she deserves
better than this...
...but my husband wants his
beloved family to get to Walley World...
...to have their vacation!
I hope you understand!
Have mercy on his soul!
Amen! Let's go!
I hope you children have learned
something about life and death!
Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!
I think Normie will understand...
...when he sees the note
we pinned on Edna's sleeve.
Sure! You left his dead mother
tied to a lawn chair in his backyard!
I'm sure he won't mind!
It's all over and done with!
We'll find a motel and start fresh
in the morning.
I don't want to be in the car anymore.
I want to go home!
I don't want to go to Walley World!
Clark? Under the circumstances,
I would rather we just go home.
In retrospect, driving across country,
has been one disaster after another!
Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad!
Maybe we can try it some other time.
Walley World's overrated anyway.
What do you think?
I think you're all fucked in the head.
We're ten hours from the fucking
fun park and you want to bail out.
Well, I'll tell you something.
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