here's our meeting, hence.
I froze at sea, traveled by train.
I know it was not in vain.
No, it was not in vain,
It was not for nothing.
All has happened, all came true.
Nobody knows, how.
How could I live all this through?
It's just incredible! Wow!
If you wait and take it in,
whatever ever lies in store...
Then you can get it, what you dreamed
for,
And go hope for more.
Everybody dance!
Like in a dream, the doorjust creaked,
And, suddenly, all made sense.
Fate played tricks. Fate intrigued.
And here's our meeting, hence.
I froze at sea, traveled by train.
I know it was not in vain.
No, it was not in vain,
It was not for nothing.
A mutiny in the army!
They say that the tsar's not real!
My dear autocrat, we're done in!
I demand that the banquet go on!
Why are we done in? Why?
This way!
Come on, Prince, hurry up!
Send me back!
Everything will be ready in 3 minutes.
Wait a bit, lvan Vassilyevich. You'd
better change into your tsar's clothes.
Damn!
Do you smoke?
You don't? Good.
I don't smoke either.
So tell me, who are you?
- I am the tsar.
- Nickname?
- Wait. Your name?
- We're the Ryuriks.
- First, second name?
- Ivan Vassilyevich.
Ivan...
- Date of birth?
- 1533 A.D.
- Joking?
- Very funny.
- Wait. Residence?
- My palace.
What palace?
The address?
- What am I accused of, Boyar?
- You'll meet your boyars in the can!
- Was it you who busted Shpak's place?
- Shpak's?
I took Kazan, I took Astrakhan,
I took Revel,
but never Shpak.
There he is! You're bagged!
It serves you right, drunkard!
-What's up, folks? Who are you?
-Lieutenant, I'm this alcoholic's wife!
You're lying!
How can you be my wife, old woman?
See? He got drunk out of his wits!
He can't recognize his own wife!
I had to call the psychiatric ward.
Oh, that's what it's all about!
That's why all these ravings.
He took Kazan. He took Astrakhan.
He calls himself lvan the Terrible.
It's delirium tremens.
A typical case.
What's the patient's real name?
- Bunsha, lvan Vassilyevich.
- You're lying, witch!
I hate him!
Attention!
Get ready!
Take the impostors alive!
Black caviar!
Red caviar!
And from overseas, eggplant caviar!
Comrade Timofeyev! Alexander
Sergeyevich! Help me!
Lvan Vassilyevich, hurry up!
Goodbye!
- Are You all right?
- All right. You'll never believe it!
The police will believe it! You will
answer for your anti-social experiments!
Sire!
Just a minute!
Why do you have police at your door,
comrade scientist?
There was a burglary at your friend
Shpak's today.
Really?
- We detained One more.
- No, not detained!
Not detained. I was on my way
to make a voluntary confession.
I'm delighted to hand myself in to my
dear police. I set on it all my hopes.
- Who are you?
- Bunsha, lvan Vassilyevich.
So you insist that you're lvan
Vassilyevich Bunsha?
Your ID, please.
- I forgot it at home.
- Who can corroborate your statement?
Well, anybody! You may ask my wife,
Ulyana. She will confirm it.
Well, well, well.
What did you want to make
a voluntary confession about?
I confess that against my will, under
the compulsion of Prince Miloslavsky,
I acted temporarily as a tsar.
A tsar?
You are a tsar, too?
Yes, a tsar.
Ivan Vassilyevich the Terrible.
You're lying, dog!
I am the tsar!
Hooligan!
Everything I've got by working
tirelessly, everything is gone!
Three tape recorders,
three imported movie cameras,
three home-made cigarette cases,
a suede jacket... Three jackets!
And they want to be awarded the title
of a house of cultured communal living!
Ulyana Andreyevna, tell us again
who he is.
I've already told you!
My husband, lvan Vassilyevich Bunsha.
- They'll cure you, alcoholic.
- Fine! Then who is this?
- Impostor!
- You're an impostor yourself! Got it?
- So, who is he?
-My husband! Lvan Vassilyevich Bunsha.
They will cure you, too.
- It turns out you've got 2 husbands?
- So it turns out.
And they're both Bunshas?
Yes, both of them.