You'll be cured.
And you'll be cured.
And I'll be cured, too.
What you told me is grandiose!
You're such a valuable eyewitness!
If I were you,
I'd put a dissertation in the can.
I ain't in no hurry.
I can end up in the can any time.
Is that it? Is that you?
I couldn't hope for anything more.
Ulyana Andreyevna,
I was faithful to you.
The tsarina tried to seduce me,
but I didn't give in. I swear!
- Miloslavsky was almost in our hands!
- George Miloslavsky?
- Yes! Arrest him!
- Right.
Wait!
Hold on! Get him!
Catch Miloslavsky!
I was absolutely sure
that I had sent you back.
Hurry up, Prince.
Get your machine working.
- Where have You been all this time?
-The police bagged me. Framing me up.
They're after me, Prince!
Hurry up! Hurry! Oh, my God!
Run, lvan Vassilyevich!
- Hurry, lvan Vassilyevich!
- Yes, I'm coming!
Oh, God, forgive me my sins!
Evil spirit!
- Farewell, Prince!
- Good luck! Don't think ill of me.
- It's outrageous!
- You put out electricity again!
- He's taunting us!
- We're going to complain!
Oh, you're already out of the asylum?
- Stop your hooliganism!
- What's the matter?
That's scandalous!
He's wearing glasses just for nothing!
You'll be brought to court for that!
We send them to college,
and in return we're going bald!
What was it?
Was itjust a dream, or was it real?
Lvan the Terrible... Miloslavsky...
Oh, I forgot. Zina has left me.
No, it's all nonsense!
I was just knocked out!
And what if it's not nonsense?
My goodness!
What is going on here?
You smoked again!
And, of course, you didn't eat
your lunch.
- You haven't left for Gagry?
- What do you mean, Gagry?
You're going crazy
with your machine!
Oh, how did you get yourself
such a bump?
Zina, tell me the truth.
- Where have you been?
- At a rehearsal.
All right...
Give me a straight answer.
Are you in love with Yakin?
- What Yakin? What is it with You?
- Don't lie to me. He's your director.
We have no director by that name.
- Is it true?
- I swear.
Hurray!
Ciao!
Thank you for your attention!
The EndMOSFILM
AN EXPERIMENTAL ARTISTIC
ASSOCIATION PRESENTS
A NON-SCIENCE-FICTION,
NOT QUITE REALISTIC
AND NOT STRICTLY HISTORICAL
FILM
BASED ON M. BULGAKOV'S PLAY
"IVAN VASSILYEVICH"
IVAN VASSILYEVICH
CHANGES OCCUPATION
Written by
V. BAKHNOV, L. GAIDAI
Directed by
L. GAIDAI
Directors of Photography
S. POLUYANOV, V. ABRAMOV
Production Designer
Ye. KUMANKOV
Music by
A. ZATSEPIN
Starring
YURI YAKOVLEV
LEONID KURAVLYOV
ALEXANDER DEMYANENKO
SAVELY KRAMAROV
NATALYA SELEZNYOVA
NATALYA BELOGORTSEVA-KRACHKOVSKAYA
NATALYA KUSTINSKAYA
VLADIMIR ETUSH
MIKHAIL PUGOVKIN
SERGEY FILIPPOV, and others
Long live Tsar Boris Fyodorovich!
Long live our father, our tsar!
Glory!
Damn!
Hey, what's the matter?
No electricity again!
It's outrageous!
Timofeyev has burned the fuses again!
- Comrade Timofeyev, when will it end?
- I'm finishing.
When will be the end
of your experiments
which Ieave our whoIe buiIding
without eIectricity?
There you go.
Ivan VassiIyevich, if you knew
what an important invention
I'm working on, you wouIdn't have
said that.
Experiments with eIectricity
shouId be done at your office,
and at home eIectricity must be used
onIy for peacefuI, domestic purposes!
How many times did I teII you...
I'm on Ieave, so I work at home.
And anyway, my experiments are safe.
As the pubIic representative,
I demand that you stop it!
Today you've burned the fuses,
tomorrow you'II burn the house!
STUPID
And what is this?
You see?
That's the resuIt. Pah!
I'II need to raise the voItage.
Dangerous! Of course, it's dangerous,
but, as they say, nothing ventured...
Your onIy Iove
is not so easiIy found.
Our pIanet's turning,
round and round.
The pIanet's fIying
in everyday beat.
It's very hard
to faII in Iove on it.
A winter bIizzard is raging,
And thunderstorms are bIazing,
And stars in the sky are racing,
and cities din in the rain.
And