bye to
Is none of your business.
A sailor in a stripped vest
Will open his soul to me,
He'll tell me about his hard Living,
He'll get off at the next station
And wave good-bye,
The carriage will set off,
The carriage will set off,
The carriage will set off,
The carriage will set off,
And he will stay back.
The train starts off
for Tikhoretskaya,
The carriage sets off,
And the platform stays behind,
The brick wall,
The station clock,
White shawls,
White shawls,
White shawls,
White shawls,
Sad eyes.
Never heard anything like tha before.
Guys, I'm enjoying myself!
Lets go, my man must be
cold out there.
Nadya and Ippolit, be happy!
I'm tired of denying it.
I'm not Ippolit.
All the happiness in the world!
Nadya, let me kiss you.
We're off!
A good man, serious and reliable.
God bless you! Happy New Year!
Why did you do that for?
Did you have to harp on
like a parrot:
"I'm not Ippolit! I'm not Ippolit!"
Did you expect me to tell them
about the bathhouse,
so that tomorrow
the whole school would know,
that I spent the New Year's eve
with some rogue?
I'm not a rogue.
I'm a miserable person.
As if a miserable person
can't be a rogue.
How do you intend
to produce the real Ippolit?
Most likely there will be
no real one.
Why do I have to comfort you
all the time?
Why isn't anyone comforting me?
My situation is much worse.
At least you are at home.
- But it is all your fault!
- It was an accident.
I'm a victim of circumstances myself!
You mind if I eat something?
Help yourself.
There's so much food.
I hate to through it all away.
I haven't eaten anything
since last year.
Tastes good!
- Did you make that yourself?
- Well of course.
Wanted to produce an impression.
And you succeeded.
I mean to say, I am a gourmet.
And I hate to cook.
With my lazy-bones I hardly have
any time for cooking anyway.
- You teach them?
- Yes.
And they teach me.
I try to teach them to think.
If at least a little.
And have a personal opinion
about everything.
- Can I have some more?
- Of course.
- What do they teach you?
- I guess, the same thing.
This is not fish.
This is anything but fish in aspic.
This is... It needs some
horse-radish to go with.
And I represent the most
conservative of all professions.
We can compete there.
No, I'm serious.
With us it is dangerous
to have a personal opinion.
What if it's a wrong one?
Doctors' mistakes
are extremely costly.
Teachers' mistakes
are not that obvious,
But in the end
they are no less costly.
Maybe you're right.
Still you and me have the most
wonderful and the most needed jobs
in the world.
Not judging by the salaries.
That's right.
When your friends were saying
all these good things about you,
God knows why I felt proud.
No use wheedling.
By the way, unlike you,
your friend noticed,
That I'm a reliable serious person.
You didn't break into her house.
That's true,
I didn't break into her house yet.
What an unusual way
to see in the New Year.
If we ever meet again, by chance,
I think we will laugh ourselves
to death.
Well, it wasn't funny,
when I first saw you
sleeping on my sofa.
What about me?
Imagine me waking up at home
and seeing a strange woman,
who pours water over me.
And crying: "Get out of here!"
I cried back: "Get out yourself!"
I was so indignant,
I didn't know what to do.
Who is this man?
If he's a thief,
then why did he go to sleep?
He got tired and went to sleep
in the home, he had just robbed?
You know, I didn't like you at first.
And you looked utterly disgusting!
I can imagine!
Shall I open it?
End of Part One.
MOSFILM studio
THE IRONY OF FATE,
OR SAUNA BLUES
Part Two
Imagine me waking up at home
in my own bed,
and seeing some strange woman
pouring water over me.
I shout at her:
"You get out of here!"
And I say:
"No, I won't! You get out yourself!"
"Get out of my house!"
I was so indignant,
I didn't know what to do.
Who are you? If you're a thief,