..
WELL, YOU GONNA MARRY
MY DAUGHTER?
OHH, GOD DAMN, JOCKO.
I WAS MARRIED ONCE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
IT WAS A DISASTER.
I...
I FELT LIKE A FAILURE,
YOU KNOW?
I'M SCARED TO DEATH
OF MARRIAGE.
'SIDES THAT,
NOBODY'S GETTING MARRIED
TODAY ANYWAY.
WHO AIN'T
GETTING MARRIED?
NOBODY'S
GETTING MARRIED!
WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN
NOBODY'S GETTING MARRIED?
NAME ME SOMEBODY
THAT AIN'T GETTING MARRIED.
NAME ME 2 PEOPLE
THAT AIN'T GETTING MARRIED.
EVERYBODY'S... PEOPLE GET...
FAGGOTS ARE GETTING MARRIED,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN
NOBODY'S GETTING MARRIED?
I LOVE HER, JOCKO...
BUT I GOTTA DO THINGS
IN MY OWN TIME.
YOU'RE A HORNY SON
OF A BITCH, YOU.
I GOTTA DO THINGS
IN MY OWN TIME
AND MY OWN WAY.
YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I DONE, SEE?
IN MY TIME, MY WAY.
I WASN'T EVEN HOME
WHEN SHE WAS BORN.
LISTEN, YOU...
DIDN'T YOU EVER
WANT THAT?
DIDN'T YOU EVER...
HAVEN'T YOU EVER
BEEN WITH WOMEN
YOU WANNA HAVE
A BABY WITH?
HUH?
YOU KNOW,
HAV... HAVE THAT...
THAT FEELING?
ALL THE TIME, JOCKO.
ALL THE TIME.
Max: NOW, LISTEN, ROGER,
WE GOTTA HAVE A TALK.
THE STUDIO'S BUGGING ME
ABOUT THE BUDGET.
THE SCHEDULE'S...
LATER, MAX.
REALLY.
I'VE GOTTA GET
THIS FIRST SHOT.
TONY, LET'S SET UP
THIS FIRST ONE, OK?
LISTEN, ROGER...
MEDIC!
OH, THANK YOU,
MY LOVE.
MMM.
Hooper: AHH!
THANK YOU, ARCHIE.
GOOD MORNING,
MR. BERNS.
WHY THAT PUNK?
WHO?
WHO? ROGER.
IF HIS LAST PICTURE
HADN'T GROSSED $100 MILLION,
I'D KICK HIM
RIGHT IN THE ASS.
WELL, DO IT, MAX.
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR MONTHS.
BOY, YOU GUYS
LOOK LIKE GARBAGE.
YOU SHOULD SEE
THROUGH MY EYES.
IT'S METROCOLOR.
YEAH, WELL, I JUST GOT
A LITTLE HEADACHE.
YOU THINK WE'RE BAD,
YOU SHOULD SEE THE...
DON'T YELL
IN MY EAR!
JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK WHAT'S COMING.
STOP THAT THING!
SHOOT IT! KILL IT!
WANT SOME BREAKFAST?
OH, GOD.
GET THAT CIRCUMCISED,
WILL YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
REPORTING FOR WORK.
WHAT?
REPORTING FOR WORK.
TO WORK?
YEAH. REMEMBER LAST NIGHT,
YOU TOLD ME TO COME TO WORK?
DID I DO THAT?
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
OH.
WELL, YOU WERE
PRETTY BOMBED.
WANT ME TO LEAVE?
NO. I DON'T WANT
YOU TO LEAVE.
WE'LL FIND YOU
SOME WORK.
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY'S READY NOW.
ROLL THE CAMERAS.
CAMERAS READY.
SPEED. MARKING ABLE.
AND BAKER.
ALL RIGHT.
BACKGROUND! ACTION!
CUT IT! CUT IT!
OK?
DIDN'T DO A THING FOR ME,
HOOPER.
MISSED BY A MILE.
BORING, BORING, BORING.
I'M NOT A MIND READER.
IF YOU'D TELL ME
WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT,
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
LOOK, YOU'RE
THE STUNT GAFFER,
SO GAFF.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
IT'D TAKE SOME TIME,
THOUGH.
WHO ARE YOU?
HE'S A NEW MAN. SKI.
HE'S A GOOD MAN.
ANYTHING WILL BE BETTER
THAN WHAT I JUST SAW.
SO LET'S TRY ONE.
THANKS TO THE KID HERE,
THE POLLACK HERE,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY
WAITING FOR NIGHT
TO SHOOT.
GIVES ME TIME
TO GET OVER MY HANGOVER.
GUYS, UH,
IT'S ROGER'S BIRTHDAY.
OH.
NO, NO, NO.
I THOUGHT WE COULD
ALL MAYBE PITCH IN
AND THINK OF SOMETHING
TO GIVE HIM.
HOW ABOUT VD?
OH, I GOT AN IDEA.
I KNOW SOMETHING
THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.
EVERYBODY COUGH UP
A LITTLE MONEY.
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROGER #
YOU KNOW, I...
Hooper: BROUGHT SOMETHING
YOU NEED, ROGER.
WELL, WHAT MORE
CAN I SAY,
BUT I'M VERY,
VERY TOUCHED,
AND THANK YOU?
THIS FIRE SCENE
IS VERY DANGEROUS
WE WANT EVERYBODY
ON THEIR TOES.
WE DON'T WANT
ANYBODY HURT.
Roger: OK, ACTION!
REMEMBER,
THAT'S GASOLINE
IN THERE, SONNY.
RIGHT.
BE CAREFUL.
BLESS YOUR COCK.
AAH.
HELLO, GORGEOUS.
SONNY, WILL YOU GET ME
OUT OF HERE?
YOU BET
YOUR SWEET BIPPY.
NYUM NYUM...
WILL YOU
GET SERIOUS?
NO TIME FOR THAT.
AAH!
ARE THEY OK?
I CAN'T SEE
THROUGH THE FLAMES.
Tony on bullhorn:
CUT IT, CUT IT!
ALL RIGHT, WHAT,
ARE YOU GUYS WAITING
FOR AN INVITATION
TO PUT THAT FIRE OUT?
L.A.'S GOT ENOUGH SMOG!
OHH.
YOU KNOW, SONNY,
I LOVE STUNTMEN.
GET THAT FIRE OUT!
I WANT EVERYBODY
TO STAY BACK HERE...
DON'T