HOW RUDE!
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
LOOK OUT THERE!
HEY, WE'RE GETTIN' A LITTLE OLD
FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT, AIN'T WE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
LET'S GO GET
SOME SEXY... OH!
LISTEN, FUDGE NUTS,
YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA LEARN,
ARE YOU, DUMMY?
WILLARD! JEFFREY!
GET THIS SON OF A BITCH!
HA HA HA!
HA HA!
OW.
IT'S A BIRD!
IT'S A PLANE!
IT'S
SUPER HOOPER!
OH, WELL.
ANOTHER NIGHT,
NO PROFITS.
MULE, GET OUT THERE
AND STOP THAT.
YES, MA'AM.
GET 'EM, MULE.
WHAMMO.
WAIT, WAIT!
I THINK HE'S GOUGING ME!
Owner: BOUNCERS!
THROW 'EM OUT!
OH, SHIT!
YEE-HAW!
GOD DANG!
IS THAT FUN!
HA HA!
WHOO! LET'S GO!
LET'S GO BACK
IN THERE.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
LET'S JUST STAY HERE
AND TALK ABOUT IT.
I CAN'T LET THEM
DO THAT TO ME.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NO! COME ON!
COME ON.
YOU WERE REALLY GRACEFUL
IN THERE TONIGHT, KID.
WHERE'D YOU LEARN
TO FIGHT LIKE THAT?
Kid: I WAS ON
THE OLYMPIC BOXING TEAM.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO THROW A MAN OUTTA HERE!
I'VE BEEN GETTING
THROWN OUT OF HERE SINCE...
BEFORE YOU WERE
GOD DAMN BORN!
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
HEY!
MAN, THESE FIGHTS
AIN'T WORTH A SHIT ANYMORE.
KID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Kid: DELMORE...
SHIDSKI.
WHAT'S THAT
LAST NAME AGAIN?
SHIDSKI.
HOW DO YOU
SPELL THAT?
OOH! COMING DOWN!
HUH? S-H-I-D...
...S-K-I.
WE'LL JUST CALL HIM
"SKI."
HEY, THE NIGHT'S
TOO QUIET,
AND IT'S TOO YOUNG
TO QUIT!
AND IT'S...
AND IT'S TOO DAMN MEAN
IN THERE.
LET'S GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.
LET'S GO GET
SOME LOVIN'.
THANKS A LOT, TIM.
CATCH YOU NEXT TIME.
RIGHT.
SHIT, THAT WASN'T
ANY KIND OF A FIGHT.
LET'S GO ON UP TO THE RANCH
AND SHOW HIM YOUR STUNT REEL.
YOU GOT
A STUNT REEL?
HEY, PRETTY!
HEY, YOU REALLY GOT
A STUNT REEL?
YEAH, WANNA SEE IT?
I WOULD.
TONIGHT?
WAIT! WAIT!
HEY, FELLAS!
I WANNA SEE IT.
Gwen: WAIT A MINUTE!
IT'S 1:30 IN THE MORNING!
YEAH, YOU WHIP UP
SOME EGGS FOR THE GUYS,
AND WE'LL HAVE
A LITTLE PARTY.
EGGS?
WE JUST ATE.
OR WE'LL JUST DRINK.
AH, WHAT THE HELL.
PARTY AT MY HOUSE!
IT ALWAYS LEAVES
THEM SPEECHLESS.
AH, IT WAS GREAT,
SONNY.
THANK YOU.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DONE
JUST ABOUT EVERY GAG
THERE EVER WAS TO DO.
WELL...
ME AND JOCKO...
YEAH!
BELIEVE I WILL.
ME AND JOCKO, WE...
WE NEVER TURNED DOWN
A STUNT.
MMM.
NEVER TURNED DOWN
A GAG.
I HAD IT
IN MY WILL ONCE,
YOU KNOW, WHEN I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA, UH...
DIE.
I'D HAVE... YEAH...
HAVE SOMETHING TO LEAVE
AND I PUT IT IN THE WILL.
I SAID... I WANTED IT
ON THE CEMENT.
ON THE THING,
ON THE ROCK.
TOMBSTONE.
TOMBSTONE!
"JOCKO DOYLE NEVER
TURNED DOWN A GAG."
SEE?
PERFECT.
IT WOULD'VE BEEN
A HELL OF AN IDEA.
PERFECT.
PERFECT.
PERFECT.
AND...
OF COURSE
I TURNED DOWN...
WHAT I DID TURN DOWN
WAS EVERYTHING ELSE,
BUT, UH, SHIT.
GOTTA KEEP THE GOOD TIMES
A-ROLLIN'.
YEAH.
IS THAT WHY
YOU DID IT ALL...
'CAUSE
OF THE GOOD TIMES?
WELL, YOU DON'T WANNA
KNOCK GOOD TIMES, KID.
I MEAN,
WHEN I GET SO DAMN OLD
I'M JUST SITTING IN
A ROCKING CHAIR ON A PORCH,
I'M GONNA HAVE
SOME NICE MEMORIES.
I TELL YOU,
WHAT THE HELL ELSE
IS THERE?
I DON'T KNOW. JUST TO...
MAYBE PROVE CERTAIN
THINGS CAN BE DONE
OR THAT A MAN CAN DO
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
HE PUTS HIS MIND TO.
MMMMM...
THAT IS TOO DEEP FOR ME.
SUN!
SUN'S COME UP!
IT'S DAYLIGHT!
OHH...
AHH.
MMM.
Hooper: YES.
HEH HEH.
HEY.
MMM.
YOU OUGHTA
DRINK MORE.
NOTHIN' HURTS
WHEN YOU'RE NUMB.
MMM.
WHERE'S THE KID?
HE'S STANDING
IN THERE...
STARING AVARICIOUSLY
INTO YOUR TROPHY CASE...
LITTLE TRICKLES
OF SLOBBER
RUNNING DOWN HERE.
NOT SO GODDAMN FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, YOU WEREN'T
A HELL OF LOT DIFFERENT
A FEW YEARS AGO.
20 YEARS AGO.
20 YEARS AGO.
YOU... YOUR LITTLE EYES
WAS SPINNING AROUND
AND BEADY,
LOOKING FOR FAME
AND FORTUNE.
SHIT.
AND I KNOW DAMN WELL, TOO,
'CAUSE I WAS SITTING THERE
MAKING $20,000 A YEAR,
THE TOP DOG
AROUND THIS PLACE,
AND EVERY TIME I LOOKED
OVER MY SHOULDER,
THERE YOU ARE
JUMPING UP AND DOWN
FIGURING OUT SOME WAY
YOU CAN TOP
WHATEVER GAG I DID.
WELL...
WELL.