OK. I'LL BE THERE
SATURDAY.
HOORAY!
HA HA!
GIVE ME 5.
SEE YOU SATURDAY.
THANKS, SONNY.
YOU'RE ALL HEART.
YEAH.
SONNY, WHAT
A WONDERFUL GESTURE.
EH, I'M
A WONDERFUL PERSON.
AH, GOD.
WELCOME
TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL
STUNTMAN'S BENEFIT SHOW.
AND UP THE STREET TO
YOUR LEFT, HERE THEY COME.
AND PAY
PARTICULAR ATTENTION
TO THE STAGECOACH DRIVER
BILLY BURTON,
THE BEST MULE SKINNER
IN HOLLYWOOD.
I SEE YOU LIKED IT.
HEY, LADY.
OH, HELLO, DAD.
WHERE'D YOU GET
ALL THEM HOUSE APES?
UH, KIDS? WHERE ARE
MY KIDS HERE?
UH, THIS IS MY FATHER.
Children:
HI.
IS SONNY COMING WITH DANCER?
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHY
HE'S HERE, DON'T YOU?
HAVE YOU SEEN
THAT NEW KID WORK?
YEAH. NOW THAT SON OF A BITCH
KNOWS HOW I FELT WHEN HE...
DAD!
WHAT?
THE LANGUAGE.
OH, SHIT. SORRY. DAMN.
IGNORE HIM. HE'S
A DEGENERATE, YOU KNOW.
NOW HOW ABOUT
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR THESE 2 YOUNG LADIES?
THAT'S ALL THE PAY
THEY'RE GOING TO GET.
LOOK OUT,
IT'S BLACK BART,
THE MEANEST HOMBRE
WEST OF THE PECOS.
WHAT WE NEED NOW
IS A HERO
WHO CAN STOP HIM.
YEE!
HERE HE IS...
JUST IN TIME.
NO!
THAT MAN
IS ONE OF THE TRUE LEGENDS
OF THE STUNT WORLD...
MR. JOCKO DOYLE.
HERE HE IS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE GREATEST
STUNTMAN ALIVE...
SONNY HOOPER
AND HIS FAMOUS HORSE, DANCER.
THEY'VE NEVER LET US DOWN.
THEY'VE PERFORMED IN EVERY
BENEFIT WE'VE EVER HAD.
WHOSE DAMN TRUCK IS THAT
PARKED RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING?
THAT BELONGS
TO THE KID.
WELL, WHERE IS
THIS HOTSHOT KID
I'VE BEEN HEARING
SO MUCH ABOUT?
YOU BETTER BACK UP
A LITTLE BIT,
OR HE'S GOING TO DROP
RIGHT ON US.
OH, SHIT.
WHOO!
HEY, NOT TOO SHABBY.
THE CHARIOT RACE
IS COMING UP, KID.
GO PUT YOUR FRUIT
OF THE LOOMS ON.
I'M ON MY WAY.
THE CHARIOT RACE
IS NEXT.
THIS OUGHT TO BE
A WRECK.
WHO'S RACING
AGAINST THE KID?
HAMMERHEAD.
HAMMERHEAD?
HIYA, SONNY.
HI, HAMMERHEAD.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT...
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
YOU GOT A NICE TUSH,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING ON
UNDERNEATH THIS THING?
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE SHORTS.
THIS IS ALL THEY GAVE ME.
AND BESIDES,
I DON'T EVER WEAR SHORTS.
WHAT IF YOU HAVE
A WRECK?
WHAT IF YOU TURN OVER,
AND IT FALLS OUT?
IT AIN'T GOING TO FALL OUT.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
IT DOES?
WHAT IF IT FALLS OUT?
ALL THE STUNT GUYS ARE
GOING TO BE EMBARRASSED.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN GO TO MY TRAILER.
GET A PAIR OF MY SHORTS.
YOU CAN PUT THEM ON.
I'LL WATCH THE TEAM
WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
HEY, THANKS, SONNY.
AND WHEN I GET DONE
WITH THE SHORTS,
I'LL HAVE THEM WASHED.
GET READY
FOR THE CHARIOT RACE, KIDS,
AND EVERYBODY WILL HAVE
TO PICK YOUR OWN HERO.
HEY, THAT WAS A NICE FALL
YOU DID BACK THERE.
WELL, I'LL BE.
SONNY HOOPER.
I'VE BEEN WAITING A YEAR
AND A HALF TO MEET YOU.
OH, YEAH?
WHAT HAPPENED
TO HAMMERHEAD?
OH, HE WAS
FEELING POORLY.
BAD FOR HIM,
GOOD FOR ME.
HOW'S THAT?
I GET TO PERFORM
WITH SONNY HOOPER.
OH, HELL, THAT AIN'T
NO BIG DEAL.
HA!
CHRIST!
YAH! YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
COME ON, BABY.
WHOO!
HA HA!
COME ON!
GO, BABY!
WHOA. WHOA!
WHOA!
YOU LOOKED
GREAT, SONNY!
GREAT, GREAT.
WAIT A MINUTE, JIMBO.
CA-CA, DANCER.
CA-CA. CA-CA. CA-CA.
HA HA HA!
HA!
WHOO! HA HA HA HA HA!
BEAUTIFUL, WASN'T IT?
ROUND AND FIRM.
HEY, LET'S GO TO
THE PALOMINO CLUB.
HAD A YELLOW STREAK
RUNNING THROUGH 'EM.
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD
TRICK, SONNY.
KID, YOU KNOW
HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.
I'M JOCKO DOYLE.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
MR. DOYLE.
I'VE STUDIED JUST ABOUT
EVERYTHING YOU EVER DONE.
THAT WAS BACK IN
THE CAVEMAN DAYS, WASN'T IT?
YOU LOOKED GOOD TODAY.
DIDN'T HE LOOK GOOD?
YEAH,
HE LOOKED GOOD.
WANT TO GO TO
THE PALOMINO CLUB?
HOW, UH... HOW FAR
DID YOU FALL?
IT WAS ABOUT
125 FEET.
WHAT'S THE FURTHEST
I'VE EVER FALLEN?
OH, MAYBE 150 FEET.
NO, I THINK
IT WAS ABOUT 85 FEET.
WASN'T IT MORE LIKE
75 IN BULLITT?
LOOKS LIKE
HE STUDIED YOU, TOO.
WE'D BETTER GO
TO THE PALOMINO CLUB.
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