SONNY?
HOOPER!
PEOPLE ARE GROWING OLD
DOWN HERE.
ONE SECOND.
YOU WAITING ON ME
OR BACKING UP?
GIVE ME THE POOCH.
OK, YOU GOT IT?
NICE DOGGY.
TIME FOR A LITTLE RIDE.
ROLL THE CAMERAS.
MARK,
CENTRAL CAMERA.
MAKE IT GOOD,
HOOPER.
Roger: CUT.
PRINT IT.
GET A SHOT UP
OVER HERE.
AH.
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU
AN OFFICIAL STUNT DOG.
CULLY, GET THIS DOG
A BELT BUCKLE.
NICE GOING,
SONNY.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
I'M FINE.
OK.
LISTEN, YOU HIT LIKE A SACK.
YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
I SUPPOSE YOU THOUGHT
THAT WAS CUTE, DIDN'T YOU?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CUT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUMMY DOG?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
GETTING ON HIS CASE FOR?
HE RISKED HIS LIFE
TO SAVE THAT DAMN DOG.
USE THE REALIE...
MORE REALISTIC.
DO IT IN ONE TAKE.
IMPRESS THE DIRECTOR.
TONY TOLD ME THAT'S WHAT
YOU WERE GOING TO DO,
AND THEN YOU DID
EXACTLY THAT.
WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESSING
FORMAL CHARGES AGAINST YOU.
YOU...
THAT LITTLE RUNT.
THAT'S ONE I OWE HIM.
YOU GOT YOUR KIT?
IT'S IN THE TRAILER.
WELL, LET'S GO
TO THE TRAILER.
AAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO
IF I MET THE MAN
THAT... AAH...
INVENTED XYLOCAINE?
WHAT?
I WOULD KISS HIS ASS
RIGHT ON HOLLYWOOD AND VINE.
HA HA!
I KNEW YOU WERE HURT
THE MINUTE YOU HIT THAT BAG,
BUT YOU HAD TO PROTECT
THAT DOG, DIDN'T YOU?
I LOVE DOGS.
COME ON, LET'S GO
TO THE DOCTOR'S.
I HATE DOCTORS.
YOU AIN'T A-SCARED
OF NOTHING
THAT WALKS, TALKS,
OR DIGS HOLES.
WHY ARE YOU SCARED
OF DOCTORS?
I'M SCARED
OF DENTISTS, TOO.
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT YOU'RE SCARED OF.
YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT
HE'S GOING TO TELL YOU.
OH, BALLS.
BALLS, BALLS.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
SEE HIM EVENTUALLY, ANYWAY.
LOOK, I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL BUY THE DRINK I WAS
GOING TO BUY YOU LAST NIGHT,
IF YOU'LL JUST DO ME
YOUR JIMMY STEWART IMITATION.
JUST DO A LITTLE
JIMMY STEWART FOR ME.
THAT'S A GOOD DEAL.
HEY, I'LL DO
JIMMY STEWART,
AND YOU DO ROY ROGERS'
SIDEKICK.
ROY'S SIDEKICK?
YOU KNOW, ROY...
ROY IS A GOOD OLD BOY,
BUT HE...
HE HAD TRIGGER STUFFED,
YOU KNOW?
SO WHEN YOU DIE,
I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU
STUFFED.
YOU WOULDN'T.
AND I'M GOING
TO STUFF EVERYTHING
BUT YOUR OLD
WING-DINGER THERE.
THAT'S THE PART
THAT NEEDS STUFFING.
YOU OUGHT TO STUFF IT
EVERY NIGHT.
WELL, I'LL LEAVE THAT
UP TO YOU.
I'M A LITTLE
TOO OLD FOR IT.
I AIN'T GOING TO HOLD IT,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
HELL, NO.
BANKERS' HOURS,
EH, SONNY?
HEY, IT'S A TASTE EARLY
FOR THE PALOMINO, ISN'T IT?
NOT FOR ME,
OLD COCK.
HEY, I WANT
TO TELL YOU,
THE DOG WAS PERFECT.
YOU WERE A LITTLE...
HELLO, JIMBO.
HOW YOU DOING, SONNY?
WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE
WITH MY LADY
WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?
THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS.
NOT AS DANGEROUS
AS DOING STUNTS.
YES, IT IS.
WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU, PARD?
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU WERE GOING TO DO
THAT CHARITY STUNT SHOW
WITH US SATURDAY.
OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT
I'M GOING ON A MOTOCROSS.
IT'S FOR THE BENEFIT
OF THE BOYS HOME.
YEAH, THAT'S
REAL TOUCHING, JIMBO,
BUT I'M GOING
TO GET ON MY BIKE
AND GO RIGHT ACROSS
THE DESERT.
I'VE GOT SOMEBODY WHO WOULD
REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU.
JUST IDOLIZES YOU.
KNOWS EVERYTHING
YOU'VE EVER DONE.
WHO'S THAT?
ONE OF THE BOYS
FROM THE HOME.
I'LL JUST GET HIM.
YEAH. WHY DIDN'T HE
BRING VIOLINS?
WELL, HONEY, IT'S A BOY
FROM THE BOYS HOME.
THEY NEED SOMEONE TO
PATTERN THEIR LIVES AFTER,
TO LOOK UP TO, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
WHAT A CHEAP SHOT.
PETE, MEET SONNY.
HIYA, PETE.
SONNY,
HOW YOU DOING?
REAL GOOD.
HOW YOU DOING?
FINE.
GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?
I CAN DO A STUNT.
YOU CAN DO A STUNT?
YEAH.
LET ME SEE IT.
OK, GET ON THERE.
SHOOT HIM.
DO WHAT?
SHOOT HIM.
BANG.
OHH!
THAT'S TERRIFIC,
BUT I'M GOING ON
THE MOTOCROSS SATURDAY.
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO GIVE YOUR GAGS
TO THAT HOT NEW KID
WITH STUNTS UNLIMITED.
OH, YEAH?
HOW OLD
ARE YOU, KID?
I'M STILL DEAD.
OH, RIGHT. YEAH.
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE DEAD ANYMORE.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
I'M 8, SONNY.
8?
YEAH.