ON THE WRONG FOOT, HOOPER.
I DON'T THINK SO.
OH, JESUS!
IT'S JUST
ANOTHER CAR JUMP.
DID YOU ENJOY THAT?
NO. NO.
Director: HEY!
HEY, SONNY!
HI, J.N.!
[DIRECTOR SHOUTING]
AH, I LOVE WESTERNS.
WHOO HOO!
LOOK OUT!
HERE COMES THE WILD MAN!
PRICE IS 100 GRAND.
100 GRAND
WILL BE JUST FINE.
YOU OK,
HOOP?
OH, YEAH.
JUST COULDN'T BE BETTER.
SHORTY HERE
MIGHT GET A LITTLE SICK
IN A SECOND.
HE HAD A STROKE.
A STROKE?
YEAH.
HE SAYS HE FELL DOWN
IN THE SHOWER,
BROKE HIS KNEE.
DUMB JERK.
EVEN WHEN THEY TELL HIM
IT'S A STROKE,
HE WON'T ACCEPT IT.
COME ON.
HOW IS HE NOW?
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY SHOT HIM
FULL OF DEMEROL.
STUPID OLD BASTARD.
HE'S SO DAMN STUBBORN.
JOCKO?
JESUS CHRIST.
HEY.
HEY, AIN'T THIS
A BITCH?
MM-HMM.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL...
AFTER 35 YEARS
OF FALLING OFF HORSES
AND AIRPLANES
AND EVERY
GOD DAMN THING ELSE,
I GOTTA GO
AND DO A BRODY
IN MY OWN TOILET.
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
JOCKO.
SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT A PRIEST
TOLD ME ONE TIME?
NO. WHAT?
THIS PRIEST SAYS TO ME,
"SON...
YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE."
HELL OF A GOD DAMN WAY
TO TREAT A TEMPLE, AIN'T IT?
HORSES STEPPIN' ALL OVER IT,
AND STAGECOACHES DRAGGIN' IT
ALL THROUGH ROCKS AND CACTUS
AND ALL KINDS OF SHIT.
AND THEN I...
THEN I SPENT
THE REST OF MY TIME,
LAYING AROUND,
WAITING FOR SOMETHING
TO HEAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT,
DON'T YOU?
YEAH.
WELL...
WHAT FOR?
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT FOR?
WELL, I--I THINK, JOCKO--
I DON'T WANNA HEAR
ALL THAT NOW, SONNY.
GOD DAMN.
YOU'RE A TALKATIVE
SON OF A BITCH.
TEMPLE'S ALL BUSTED
TO SHIT,
AND ALL YOU CAN DO
IS KEEP ON TALKING.
THE DOCTOR SAY
ANYTHING TO YOU?
YEAH.
THEY SAID
THEY DON'T KNOW
IF HE'LL BE ABLE
TO WALK AGAIN.
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING, GWENIE.
I'M QUITTING
AFTER THIS PICTURE.
I'M NOT DOING
ANY MORE STUNTS.
I'M GONNA
HANG IT UP.
I LOVE YOU.
I'M GONNA MAKE SO MUCH MONEY
ON THIS JOB ANYWAY, I CAN...
PAY OFF THE RANCH...
STOCK IT.
WE'LL BE IN HIGH COTTON.
I LOVE YOU.
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
I SAID I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OH, BUENOS NOCHES.
BETTER SAVE SOME OF THAT
TEQUILA FOR BREAKFAST.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
COME ON IN.
WHERE IN THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN WAITING.
WE WERE AT THE HOSPITAL,
CULLY.
DAD HAD A STROKE.
A STROKE?
HE--REALLY?
WELL, IS HE
ALL RIGHT?
HE'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I--I'M SORRY,
GWEN.
I'M REAL SORRY.
GOD, CULLY,
YOU LOOK PERFECTLY AWFUL.
OH, I AM.
I'LL MAKE YOU
SOME SUPPER.
NO, WAIT, WAIT!
NO. NOTHING TO EAT.
I GOT FIRED...
SO I CAME BY
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
FIRED? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, YOU SEE,
THEY WERE OVER BUDGET,
AND THEY WANTED
TO GET RID
OF SOME
OF THE DEAD WOOD,
AND MY WOOD'S DEAD.
WHO FIRED YOU? MAX?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
UH, BUT I GOT THE WORD
FROM THAT LITTLE
POPGUN--
UH, POPCORN-FART TONY.
OH, NO, NO.
SHUT UP.
NOBODY CAN HIRE AND FIRE
ANYBODY ON THIS--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I TOLD THEM
IF THEY FIRED YOU,
THEY'D HAVE TO FIRE ME.
OH, DID YOU
TELL THEM THAT?
YES, I TOLD THEM THAT.
WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU RASCAL?
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU!
WE DO THINGS
FOR EACH OTHER.
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
GIVE YOU
SOME GOOD ADVICE.
GET OFF THE DAMN PICTURE
BEFORE YOU GET HURT.
HE TOLD ME THIS IS
HIS LAST PICTURE.
AFTER THIS, NO MORE.
OH, SURE...
IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT
OF HIM AFTER THIS PICTURE.
Sonny: CULLY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL HER,
DID YOU?
NO, I DIDN'T TELL HER.
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
SHA--NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT THE BIG BAD
ROCKET CAR STUNT?
WILL YOU STOP IT?
NO. WHAT STUNT?
OH, WELL, I'M GONNA LET HIM
FILL IN THE DETAILS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS, HUH?
JUST DRINK THE TEQUILA.
I DO WANNA TELL YOU
ONE THING
WHILE I'M STILL DRUNK
ON YOUR TEQUILA.
I WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR.
OH, SHIT!
NO, I WENT TO SEE
HIS DOCTOR,
ASKED HIM WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN TO HIM
WHEN THEY--WHEN HE LANDS
IN THAT