DOES IT.
HERE YOU GO,
SONNY.
THANKS, DON.
WE'RE ALL READY,
HOOPER.
A LITTLE AIR IN THE AIRBAG
WOULD HELP, NUMB-NUTS.
GET THAT FILLED UP!
SONNY!
ARE YOU CRAZY?
HUH?
WHAT?
I JUST TALKED TO
THAT HELICOPTER PILOT.
SO?
WELL, HOW HIGH
YOU GONNA DROP?
WHAT'S
THE WORLD'S RECORD?
223.
I'LL GO 224.
Tony: ROLL THE CAMERAS!
Roger: ACTION!
PULL ME IN, JEFFREY!
PULL ME IN!
I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS
TO THIS DINNER JACKET.
MAN, I WANNA KEEP
THIS SON OF A BITCH.
WHOO. YOU LOOK
LIKE A HEAD WAITER.
I AM.
HA HA HA!
GERONIMO!
GOT ANOTHER WORLD RECORD
FOR YOUR BOOKS, BUDDY.
HOW 'BOUT A CAN OF COORS,
HUH?
ANOTHER RECORD.
SONNY, YOU CAN JUMP
ON MY MATTRESS ANY TIME.
FANTASTIC.
DID GREAT, SONNY.
THAT WAS TERRIFIC.
HOOPER, IT WAS NICE,
AND YOU'RE THROUGH
FOR THE DAY.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I'LL BET THAT AIRBAG
DIDN'T--I'LL BET IT--
LISTEN, WITHOUT CAUSING
ANY COMMOTION, I...
I WANNA GO SEE THE DOCTOR.
ABOVE, THE SAME THING.
ANOTHER TROPISM.
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
A CORONAL FACING HERE,
AND ANOTHER SAGITTAL
FACING HERE.
SO YOU'VE GOT 2 AREAS
OF INSTABILITY
WITHIN JUST THE SPACE
OF 2 OR 3 LUMBAR VERTEBRAE.
NOW, OVER HERE,
AS YOU CAN SEE,
THIS IS
THE ARTICULATING FACETS.
THIS IS A CORONAL FACING HERE,
AS YOU CAN SEE,
AND THIS IS A SAGITTAL
FACING OVER HERE.
THIS GIVES A VERY UNSTABLE
LOW-BACK CONDITION.
HOW'S MY COCKUS ERECTUS?
IF YOU'LL JUST HOLD ON TO IT
FOR A MINUTE, I'LL FINISH.
FINE.
ALL OF THESE CONDITIONS
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE
A PRE-OSTEOPOROTIC CONDITION.
FRANKLY, SONNY,
IT DOESN'T LOOK
TOO PROMISING.
HELL, I THOUGHT
I HAD A PROBLEM
TILL I CAME IN HERE AND
YOU EXPLAINED IT TO ME.
NOW I'M NOT WORRIED
ANYMORE.
CHRIST. I WAS REALLY PROUD
OF THAT OPERATION.
THE AVERAGE PERSON,
IT WOULD HAVE LASTED THEM
FOR A LIFETIME.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
WHY DO YOU KEEP SCREWING UP
ALL MY GOOD WORK?
YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME.
HALF OF WHAT YOU KNOW
YOU LEARNED
FROM WIRING ME TOGETHER.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, SONNY,
SOME KIND OF A DEATH WISH?
OH, LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
THESE THINGS ARE NAILS
IN YOUR COFFIN.
JESUS.
I'M CUTTING WAY DOWN.
HA HA. I HOPE SO.
LOOK, SONNY, I'M SERIOUS.
GOOD.
YOU CAN'T KEEP BASHING
THE BEJESUS
OUT OF YOUR BACKBONE
AND EXPECT TO WALK AROUND
LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
[IMITATING BOGART]
LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE IT.
I'M A TOUGH GUY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
GIVE IT TO ME,
SWEETHEART.
DON'T PULL ANY PUNCHES.
THE KID CAN TAKE IT.
WELL,
THE KID COULD TAKE IT,
ONLY YOU'RE NOT A KID
ANY LONGER.
HA. SONNY,
I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU.
HUH?
ONE GOOD IMPACT HERE...
OW.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE GONNA BE PARALYZED--
FROM THE NECK DOWN,
NOTHING MOVES.
NOTHING?
YEAH,
EVEN YOUR DING-DONG.
DING-DONG.
LOOK, SONNY,
I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL HAPPEN,
BUT YOU COULD DIE.
WELL, MY DING-DONG
AIN'T GONNA WORK,
I DON'T WANNA LIVE.
ALL RIGHT.
THE ODDS ARE AGAINST YOU.
IF YOU WERE A HORSE,
I'D SHOOT YOU.
Hooper: I BET A BIG 5.
EL FOLDO.
AN EL FOLDO.
THE STAR EL FOLDOS.
EL FOLDO.
WELL, I'LL SEE IT.
HERE COME THE BIGGIES.
SCREW THE BIGGIES.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.
YOU CAN'T USE THAT THING.
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S MY POCKET COMPUTER.
WELL, YOU CAN'T USE
THE VERKHAKHTE COMPUTER.
SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS
I CAN'T,
AND I'LL PUT IT UP.
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOUR 5,
AND I'LL RAISE YOU 5.
I'LL JUST USE
MY MANUALLY OPERATED
POKER SENSE
AGAINST YOUR
MECHANICAL WIZARDRY,
AND I'LL BUMP YOU
A QUARTER.
HIGH ROLLER, HUH?
Scott:
LOOK AT THAT, GANG.
Hooper: WHO IS THAT GUY?
THAT'S THE WRITER.
WELL, HE LOOKS
A LITTLE MIFFED.
YOU THINK ROGER
DIDN'T LIKE HIS SCRIPT?
I THINK SO.
HA HA.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I GOT A PAIR OF 4s.
PAIR OF 7s.
PAIR OF 7s.
3 ACES.
HA HA HA.
IT WAS
A CALCULATED RISK.
SO WAS THE EDSEL.
Cully: YOU LIKE TO SIT IN
FOR A HAND, MR. BERNS?
THANKS, CULLY,
BUT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
WELL, YOU CHARACTERS,
YOU DID IT THIS TIME.
HOW'S THAT?
ROGER.
YOU GOT HIM SO EXCITED,
HE'S REWRITING THE SCRIPT--
PUTTING A WHOLE