DOPE.
I DON'T TAKE COCAINE.
I DON'T SMOKE POT.
I TAKE PAIN PILLS.
THEY STAY
IN YOUR BODY.
WHAT IS THIS?
LOOK AT MY SOCKS.
WHAT ARE THEY
DOING ON THE...
THOSE ARE YOUR SOCKS.
WHY ARE THEY
ON THE PHONE?
AND LOOK AT MY PANTS
HANGING ON THE CHANDELIER.
YOU THREW THEM THERE
LAST WEEK.
I WAS IN A HORNY MOOD.
COULDN'T YOU TAKE THEM OFF
AND PUT THEM AWAY?
ALL OVER THE PLACE,
SONNY'S BEER CANS.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
YOU DON'T WORK THAT HARD.
I THOUGHT OF
PUTTING IT AWAY.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
PUT IT AWAY?
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS STUFF, PUT IT IN THE...
SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
NOW DO YOU WANT TO HEAR
MY THINKING ON THIS?
MMM.
I FIGURE IF I JUST LET
THINGS PILE UP LONG ENOUGH,
WE WON'T BE ABLE
TO FIND EACH OTHER.
AND IF YOU CAN'T
FIND ME,
YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.
GRR.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
YES.
SONNY...
I'M NOT ASKING
FOR MIRACLES.
IF YOU COULD JUST GET
THE BEER CANS, SAY...
25 FEET FROM...
10 FEET
FROM THE TRASH CAN...
10 FEET.
HMM.
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
I'M YOURS.
IS YOUR BACK OK, REALLY?
IT'S FINE.
DO YOU WANT ME
TO WALK ON IT?
NO, I WANT YOU
TO CRAWL UNDER IT.
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE READY DOWN HERE.
COULD WE
CLEAR THE AREA, PLEASE?
YOU'RE
A BRAVE DOGGY.
THAT WOULD BE
REALLY NICE.
PUT YOUR HAND
RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS
READY ON THE ROOF?
WORKING ON IT.
TIED OFF? OK.
OK, WE'RE READY
DOWN HERE.
OK, DON'T LOOK
DOWN NOW.
ROLL THE CAMERAS.
5, 6 ON ALL CAMERAS.
"A" CAMERA,         "B" CAMERA,
MARK.               MARK.
OK. ACTION!
CUT. CUT.
SENSATIONAL, ADAM.
REST FOR A MINUTE.
GOOD JOB
THERE, ADAM.
WOULD YOU GUYS HELP
MR. WEST DOWN THE STEPS?
ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S GET
SET UP FOR THE STUNT.
LET'S MOVE IT.
I SAID MOVE IT!
HEY, SONNY,
HOW ARE YOU?
HOOPER.
GOOD MORNING, DWARF.
CLEVER.
ARE YOU READY?
WHERE'S MR. MOVIE?
RIGHT HERE.
GOOD MORNING.
OH, GOOD MORNING.
NOW, AS I WAS TELLING YOU
THE OTHER DAY, HOOPER,
IN THIS SCENE,
YOU'LL BE ESCAPING
ACROSS THE ROOF
WITH THE DOG.
THE DOG? WHY DO I
HAVE A DOG?
JUST DO THE STUNTS
LIKE I TELL YOU.
LET ME WORRY ABOUT
THE CREATIVITY, OK?
SURE.
NOW, ABOUT
HALFWAY THROUGH,
THE SLING WILL BREAK,
AND DOWN YOU WILL COME,
DOG AND ALL,
AND I'LL PICK UP ADAM
FALLING OFF THE AWNING.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
IF IT'S SO SIMPLE, WHY
DON'T WE HAVE THE ACTOR DO IT?
I'D LIKE THAT
IN ONE TAKE, HOOPER.
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
OK, PEOPLE, LET'S GO.
JUST A MINUTE, SONNY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
SONNY, DO YOU
REMEMBER ME?
I'M BIDWELL
FROM THE HUMANE SOCIETY.
NO DOG IS GOING
TO FALL FROM THAT.
NO, SIR. NO, SIR. NO, SIR.
WE HAVE A DUMMY DOG.
THE SEQUENCE IS KING
RIDING WITH SONNY HERE,
AND THEN WE CUT...
AND SUBSTITUTE THE DUMMY DOG
FOR THE ACTUAL FALL.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T LIKE
THE WHOLE SETUP.
I DON'T LIKE IT,
EITHER, GEORGE.
AFTER ALL, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S GOT TO DO THE FALLING.
YES, BUT YOU MADE THAT
DECISION FOR YOURSELF,
NOT THE POOR DOG. HE CAN'T
MAKE THAT DECISION.
DON'T WORRY, SIR,
REALLY.
THE COMPANY
IS VERY EAGER TO COMPLY
WITH ALL HUMANE SOCIETY
REGULATIONS,
SO WE REALLY MUST BE
GOING NOW.
GOOD TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, GEORGE.
ALL RIGHT, HOOPER,
AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE DUMMY DOG
WOULDN'T FOOL ANYBODY.
WOULDN'T FOOL ME.
THE REALIE'S GOING TO
TAKE THE FALL WITH YOU.
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
THERE'S MY MAN.
MAKE ME LOOK GREAT,
SONNY.
I'LL MAKE YOU
LOOK GREAT, ADAM.
HE'S TERRIFIC.
YOU CAN'T USE A REAL DOG,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
HE CAN'T HIT AN AIRBAG.
HE'S GOING TO GET SQUASHED.
WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN
TEACH HIM ON THE WAY DOWN.
DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
YEAH.
WHAT IS IT?
WOULD YOU BRING ME
A STEPLADDER
ABOUT THIS HIGH?
WHAT FOR?
I WANT YOU
TO CLIMB UP ON IT
AND KISS MY ASS.
SEE YOU LATER,
TOULOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
WHEN MR. WONDERFUL
GETS ON HIS PERCH,
LET'S ALL BE READY.
OK, PEOPLE WE'RE READY.
NOW CLEAR IT BACK.
YOU READY ON THE ROOF?
GOOD MAN.
AH, YOU GOT IT TODAY.
MORNING,
HOVER, JAWBREY.
GOOD MORNING.
IT'S ALL YOURS.
OK. ALL SET THERE,