MARK.
OK. ACTION!
CUT. CUT.
SENSATIONAL, ADAM.
REST FOR A MINUTE.
GOOD JOB
THERE, ADAM.
Tony: WOULD YOU GUYS HELP
MR. WEST DOWN THE STEPS?
ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S GET
SET UP FOR THE STUNT.
LET'S MOVE IT.
I SAID MOVE IT!
HEY, SONNY,
HOW ARE YOU?
HOOPER.
GOOD MORNING, DWARF.
CLEVER.
ARE YOU READY?
WHERE'S MR. MOVIE?
RIGHT HERE.
GOOD MORNING.
OH, GOOD MORNING.
NOW, AS I WAS TELLING YOU
THE OTHER DAY, HOOPER,
IN THIS SCENE,
YOU'LL BE ESCAPING
ACROSS THE ROOF
WITH THE DOG.
THE DOG? WHY DO I
HAVE A DOG?
JUST DO THE STUNTS
LIKE I TELL YOU.
LET ME WORRY ABOUT
THE CREATIVITY, OK?
SURE.
NOW, ABOUT
HALFWAY THROUGH,
THE SLING WILL BREAK,
AND DOWN YOU WILL COME,
DOG AND ALL,
AND I'LL PICK UP ADAM
FALLING OFF THE AWNING.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
IF IT'S SO SIMPLE, WHY
DON'T WE HAVE THE ACTOR DO IT?
I'D LIKE THAT
IN ONE TAKE, HOOPER.
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
OK, PEOPLE, LET'S GO.
JUST A MINUTE, SONNY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
SONNY, DO YOU
REMEMBER ME?
I'M BIDWELL
FROM THE HUMANE SOCIETY.
NO DOG IS GOING
TO FALL FROM THAT.
NO, SIR. NO, SIR. NO, SIR.
WE HAVE A DUMMY DOG.
THE SEQUENCE IS KING
RIDING WITH SONNY HERE,
AND THEN WE CUT...
AND SUBSTITUTE THE DUMMY DOG
FOR THE ACTUAL FALL.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T LIKE
THE WHOLE SETUP.
I DON'T LIKE IT,
EITHER, GEORGE.
AFTER ALL, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S GOT TO DO THE FALLING.
YES, BUT YOU MADE THAT
DECISION FOR YOURSELF,
NOT THE POOR DOG. HE CAN'T
MAKE THAT DECISION.
DON'T WORRY, SIR,
REALLY.
THE COMPANY
IS VERY EAGER TO COMPLY
WITH ALL HUMANE SOCIETY
REGULATIONS,
SO WE REALLY MUST BE
GOING NOW.
GOOD TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, GEORGE.
ALL RIGHT, HOOPER,
AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE DUMMY DOG
WOULDN'T FOOL ANYBODY.
WOULDN'T FOOL ME.
THE REALIE'S GOING TO
TAKE THE FALL WITH YOU.
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
West: THERE'S MY MAN.
MAKE ME LOOK GREAT,
SONNY.
I'LL MAKE YOU
LOOK GREAT, ADAM.
HE'S TERRIFIC.
YOU CAN'T USE A REAL DOG,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
HE CAN'T HIT AN AIRBAG.
HE'S GOING TO GET SQUASHED.
WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN
TEACH HIM ON THE WAY DOWN.
DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
YEAH.
WHAT IS IT?
WOULD YOU BRING ME
A STEPLADDER
ABOUT THIS HIGH?
WHAT FOR?
I WANT YOU
TO CLIMB UP ON IT
AND KISS MY ASS.
SEE YOU LATER,
TOULOUSE.
Tony:
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
WHEN MR. WONDERFUL
GETS ON HIS PERCH,
LET'S ALL BE READY.
OK, PEOPLE WE'RE READY.
NOW CLEAR IT BACK.
YOU READY ON THE ROOF?
GOOD MAN.
AH, YOU GOT IT TODAY.
MORNING,
HOVER, JAWBREY.
GOOD MORNING.
IT'S ALL YOURS.
OK. ALL SET THERE,
SONNY?
Tony: HOOPER!
PEOPLE ARE GROWING OLD
DOWN HERE.
ONE SECOND.
YOU WAITING ON ME
OR BACKING UP?
GIVE ME THE POOCH.
Man: OK, YOU GOT IT?
NICE DOGGY.
TIME FOR A LITTLE RIDE.
Tony: ROLL THE CAMERAS.
Man: MARK,
CENTRAL CAMERA.
MAKE IT GOOD,
HOOPER.
Roger: CUT.
PRINT IT.
GET A SHOT UP
OVER HERE.
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU
AN OFFICIAL STUNT DOG.
CULLY, GET THIS DOG
A BELT BUCKLE.
NICE GOING,
SONNY.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
I'M FINE.
OK.
LISTEN, YOU HIT LIKE A SACK.
YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
I SUPPOSE YOU THOUGHT
THAT WAS CUTE, DIDN'T YOU?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CUT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUMMY DOG?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
GETTING ON HIS CASE FOR?
HE RISKED HIS LIFE
TO SAVE THAT DAMN DOG.
USE THE REALIE--
MORE REALISTIC.
DO IT IN ONE TAKE.
IMPRESS THE DIRECTOR.
TONY TOLD ME THAT'S WHAT
YOU WERE GOING TO DO,
AND THEN YOU DID
EXACTLY THAT.
WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESSING
FORMAL CHARGES AGAINST YOU.
YOU--
Sonny:
THAT LITTLE RUNT.
THAT'S ONE I OWE HIM.
YOU GOT YOUR KIT?
IT'S IN THE TRAILER.
WELL, LET'S GO
TO THE TRAILER.
Sonny: AAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO
IF I MET THE MAN
THAT--AAH--
INVENTED XYLOCAINE?
WHAT?
I WOULD KISS HIS ASS
RIGHT ON HOLLYWOOD AND VINE.
HA HA!
I KNEW YOU WERE HURT
THE MINUTE YOU HIT THAT BAG,
BUT YOU HAD TO PROTECT
THAT DOG, DIDN'T YOU?
I LOVE DOGS.
COME ON, LET'S GO
TO THE DOCTOR'S.
I HATE DOCTORS.
YOU AIN'T A-SCARED
OF NOTHING
THAT WALKS,