THOSE WHO CRY # # A FANTASY # # FOR A MILLION LADIES # # BUT HE SOMETIMES # # WONDERS WHY # # BUT HE'S A MAN # # A STRONG BUT SIMPLE MAN # # STANDING PROUD # # AND WALKING TALL # # WITH A LONGING # # FOR LIVING # # NEVER TAKING # # JUST GIVING # # HE'S A MAN THAT NO ONE REALLY # # SEES AT ALL # Roger: YOU SAID YOU COULD DO IT. I REWROTE THE SCRIPT BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU COULD DO IT. WE REARRANGED THE SHOOTING SCHEDULE. WE SPENT A DAMN FORTUNE PREPARING FOR THAT STUNT BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU COULD DO IT. I WAS WRONG, ROGER. I'M SORRY. YOU WERE WRONG. HE WAS WRONG, MAX. HE'S SORRY. HE BLOWS A WHOLE GODDAMN MOVIE AND HE SAYS, "GEE, I WAS WRONG. SORRY." OK, OK, NEW BUSINESS. SKI DOES IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE, THAT'S ALL. WHY DON'T YOU FORGET IT, ROGER? I NEVER LIKED THE DAMN GAG ANYHOW. WHO ELSE CAN DO THE STUNT? BUDDY JOE CAN DO IT. HE'S NOT AVAILABLE. WHO ELSE? NOBODY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY? I MEAN NOBODY! IT'S A VERY COMPLICATED, VERY SPECIAL STUNT! THERE'S MAYBE 3 GUYS IN THE COUNTRY THAT CAN DO IT AND WE'RE NOT AVAILABLE. SKI'LL DO IT SOLO WITH A DUMMY THEN. GODDAMN, ROGER! IF YOU KNEW WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, YOU'D REALIZE IT TAKES 2 GUYS TO DO THE STUNT. ONE GUY TO DRIVE THE CAR, ONE TO READ THE INSTRUMENTS. AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT SKI ISN'T QUALIFIED! MAX, DOES THIS MAN STILL HAVE A JOB ON THIS PICTURE? SONNY WORKS HERE AS LONG AS I SAY SO! OR AS LONG AS SONNY WANTS TO. THANK YOU, MAX. IF SONNY SAYS SKI CAN'T DO IT, I BELIEVE HIM. IT'S ONLY A DAMN MOVIE ANYHOW, FOR GOD'S SAKE. "ONLY A MOVIE"? I WANT YOU TO CALL THE STUDIO BRASS. I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM AND THEIR STOCKHOLDERS AND THEIR DISTRIBUTORS AND THE BANK THAT IT'S ONLY A MOVIE! WILL YOU DO THAT, MAX? I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM "FORGET ABOUT ALL YOUR MONEY, IT'S ONLY A MOVIE!" I'LL TELL THEM THAT NO DAMN MOVIE IS WORTH A MAN'S LIFE! AND I'LL TELL THEM THAT UNLESS I CAN SHOOT THIS PICTURE THE WAY I WANT TO, AND THAT MEANS THIS STUNT, THEN I TAKE A WALK. AND WE'LL SEE WHO WALKS, MR. BERNS... YOU OR I. I'M SORRY, MAX. OH, WHAT THE HELL, SONNY. WHAT THE HELL. YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING... Both: "YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN." UNLESS THEY NEED YOU. THERE YOU GO, CULLY. THANKS. IF YOU'RE STILL MAD, I CAN JUST LEAVE... SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN. KIND OF EARLY IN THE DAY FOR THAT HARD STUFF, ISN'T IT? I'M WORKING OUT. I'M WORKING ON MY LEFT ARM THIS MORNING. I'LL GET AROUND TO MY RIGHT ARM THIS AFTERNOON. YEAH. YOU'VE HEARD WHAT'S HAPPENING, HAVEN'T YOU? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING. THAT NEW KID, SKI, THEY GOT HIM GAFFING THE SHOW. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE. THEY CANCELED THAT CAR STUNT. AT LEAST TEMPORARILY. YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. IT'S A 2-MAN STUNT. AND THERE AIN'T NOBODY CRAZY ENOUGH TO RIDE WITH THAT KID, ESPECIALLY WITH NO ROCKET STRAPPED TO HIS BUTT. AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS, YOUR COWBOY HAT, AND YOUR HOUSE CAT, THEY'RE GONNA BE COMING AFTER YOU TO GET YOU TO DO THE STUNT. YOU GONNA DO THE STUNT? YOU KNOW WHAT, CULLY? THERE'S A WHOLE NEW BREED OF STUNTMAN COMING ALONG. THEY'RE YOUNGER... STRONGER... TOUGHER THAN US. THEY DON'T TAKE PILLS, THEY DON'T DRINK, THEY DON'T... THEY DON'T TAKE SHOTS. THEY USE LITTLE POCKET CALCULATORS. WE DON'T WATCH OUT, THEY'RE GONNA BLOW US RIGHT OUT OF THE TUB. YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. YOU GONNA DO THE STUNT? Max: BOY, I NEVER REALIZED THERE WERE SO MANY GAGS AT THE END OF THE PICTURE. SO INVOLVED. FIRE GAGS. WHOLE TOWN BEING BLOWN UP. 50 STUNTMEN DOING FALLS. ALL RIGHT, MAX... WHAT'S THE REAL REASON YOU CAME OUT HERE? TO ASK ME TO COME BACK AND GAFF THE SHOW? IT'S THE ROCKET CAR GAG, SONNY. THE ROCKET CAR. IT'S A 2-MAN JOB JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAID. NOBODY IN TOWN WILL TOUCH IT, AND ROGER'S WORRIED THE SKI'LL GET HURT. THAT'S BULLSHIT. ROGER'S WORRIED ABOUT GETTING THE SHOT. ROGER'S WORRIED ABOUT FINISHING HIS PICTURE. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Сибириада на английском - текст Американский ниндзя на английском - текст Хоттабыч на английском - текст Кин-Дза-Дза на английском - текст Поцелуй бабочки на английском |