HE
ALL RIGHT?
HE'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I... I'M SORRY,
GWEN.
I'M REAL SORRY.
GOD, CULLY,
YOU LOOK PERFECTLY AWFUL.
OH, I AM.
I'LL MAKE YOU
SOME SUPPER.
NO, WAIT, WAIT!
NO. NOTHING TO EAT.
I GOT FIRED...
SO I CAME BY
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
FIRED? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, YOU SEE,
THEY WERE OVER BUDGET,
AND THEY WANTED
TO GET RID
OF SOME
OF THE DEAD WOOD,
AND MY WOOD'S DEAD.
WHO FIRED YOU? MAX?
UH...
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
UH, BUT I GOT THE WORD
FROM THAT LITTLE
POPGUN...
UH, POPCORN-FART TONY.
OH, NO, NO.
SHUT UP.
NOBODY CAN HIRE AND FIRE
ANYBODY ON THIS...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I TOLD THEM
IF THEY FIRED YOU,
THEY'D HAVE TO FIRE ME.
OH, DID YOU
TELL THEM THAT?
YES, I TOLD THEM THAT.
WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU RASCAL?
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU!
WE DO THINGS
FOR EACH OTHER.
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
GIVE YOU
SOME GOOD ADVICE.
GET OFF THE DAMN PICTURE
BEFORE YOU GET HURT.
HE TOLD ME THIS IS
HIS LAST PICTURE.
AFTER THIS, NO MORE.
OH, SURE...
IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT
OF HIM AFTER THIS PICTURE.
CULLY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL HER,
DID YOU?
NO, I DIDN'T TELL HER.
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
SHA... NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT THE BIG BAD
ROCKET CAR STUNT?
WILL YOU STOP IT?
NO. WHAT STUNT?
OH, WELL, I'M GONNA LET HIM
FILL IN THE DETAILS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS, HUH?
JUST DRINK THE TEQUILA.
I DO WANNA TELL YOU
ONE THING
WHILE I'M STILL DRUNK
ON YOUR TEQUILA.
I WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR.
OH, SHIT!
NO, I WENT TO SEE
HIS DOCTOR,
ASKED HIM WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN TO HIM
WHEN THEY... WHEN HE LANDS
IN THAT ROCKET CAR
OVER THERE ACROSS
THE GORGE...
HOW HARD IT'S GONNA HIT.
SONNY, WHAT IS
HE TALKING ABOUT?
HE'S TALKING ABOUT $50,000
OVER AND ABOVE WHAT I'M GONNA
MAKE ON THIS PICTURE.
OH, IT'S JUST...
BESIDES, I CAN'T LET THAT KID
DO THE STUNT ALONE.
THE KID? WHAT IS THIS?
YOU'VE GOT SKI
IN THIS CRAZY THING NOW?
NO, GWENIE.
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
THE KID'S GOT HIM.
WILL YOU BUTT OUT!
I TOLD YOU THAT KID
WAS GONNA GET YOU KILLED.
SONNY, YOU TOLD ME
YOU WERE QUITTING
AFTER THIS PICTURE
SO YOU COULD TRADE IT OFF
AGAINST DOING THIS STUNT,
ISN'T THAT TRUE?
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU...
GET YOUR HANDS OFF!
DUM-DUM JACKASS!
YOU SHUT
YOUR DRUNKEN MOUTH!
DON'T. YOU'RE MESSING UP
MY WARDROBE.
OH! SONNY!
OH.
OHH.
172 MOTION PICTURE
FIGHTS,
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
HE EVER HIT ME.
THAT SON OF A BITCH
CAN HIT.
CULLY,
I'M SO SORRY.
OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
IF HE'D HAVE MEANT IT,
HE'D HAVE HIT A LOT HARDER.
HE'S HURTIN', GWENIE.
HE'S GOT A LOT OF THINGS
ON HIS MIND.
OH, CULLY.
SONNY?
HMM?
SONNY, WILL YOU
GO HOME NOW?
WHY?
PLEASE?
SONNY...
OOH, I'M SORRY.
SONNY, WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO PROVE?
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, DEBBIE.
THIS IS A BIG TOWN,
ISN'T IT?
LOS ANGELES
IS A BIG TOWN.
YEAH.
WELL, WHY THE HELL
DOES THIS BAR CLOSE
BEFORE THE BARS IN TULSA?
CAN YOU ANSWER ME THAT?
I DON'T KNOW, SONNY.
HEY, LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
AND HAVE SOME BREAKFAST.
YOU WANNA?
I CAN'T DO THAT.
LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
AND HAVE SOME LUNCH.
I CAN'T DO THAT,
EITHER.
WELL, LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
AND JUMP EACH OTHER'S BONES.
HMM?
THAT IS TEMPTING.
YEAH.
IS IT?
BUT YOU KNOW WHY
I CAN'T DO IT?
WHY?
BECAUSE MY HUSBAND
IS SO JEALOUS
AND SO NEAR.
AND SO BIG.
SONNY...
HEY... WHEN
YOU GET SO DRUNK
YOU MAKE A PASS AT
DEBBIE IN MY PRESENCE,
IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO CALL YOU A CAB.
YEAH. DON'T CALL ME
A CAB. I AM A CAB.
YOU DON'T NEED
TO CALL ME A CAB.
I'M PERFECTLY ABLE
TO TAKE A... WALK
OR RIDE OR FLY
OR WHATEVER.
ANYTHING YOU WANT ME
TO DO, I CAN DO.
I'M JUST... I'M
TERRIFICALLY COORDINATED.
SO... BYE-BYE
AND SO LONG.
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