fill up with beer. Drive with a car, hm... Car, car, that's something else. Oh, that's a cool car. Although, she'll get scared. That's a really cool car! Waiting time: 60 days. Fuck, too long. Done in 40 minutes. That's exactly what I'm searching for. Hmm... romantic atmosphere. Hottabych, how can one create a romantic atmosphere at home? - Carpets, scented candles... - Carpets, scented candles... What should I with those candles? If she is a hacker, you have to fill your apartment with computers. Come to me to the shop, I'll give you a discount. Buy a lot of computers. - What do you think? Which one is better for a date? - Better think about your second wish. - And give me the can back. - The can? I don't have it anymore. - What? What you don't have it anymore? - I threw it away. - What? You threw the can away? What a disaster. - It stank from it. - It wasn't smelly! And what if the can gets into the wrong hands? And what if the new master wants me to burn crops? Or annoy little children? - What then? - Come down. Your can is in the trash. What a disaster. The monster swallowed my can. I will fly after it on my flying carpet. - What the hell? What flying carpet? I ate your flying carpet years ago. - What a disaster. Up yours. - They don't have the can. The can is driving away at the moment. - Then catch up with them! - Do this, do that. You are annoying me. Maybe I'm an actress! Maybe I want to play in the theatre! The flying carpet was eaten by the moth. Am I so old already? How long have you been in the can? - Uh... 3 times 30 times 30 years and then 30 times 3 years. - 2790. That's quite a lot. And I don't go outside for months. When I go outside then, I don't understand anything anymore. What happens around me? Alright. I'll help you. It's my fault after all. You know what, let's not take a carpet, but flying linoleum. Is easy to wash... doesn't get eaten! It doesn't work! We need speed. Hottabych! Hit the brakes! - Copper! About 700g! - Put it to the old metal. There he is! 3 times 30 bags, then we'll find it. Did you think of a second wish yet? - No, not yet. - Think faster! - Look! Do you want to look like that? - Tempting. Although, no, I'll think of something better. And you, don't bark around. If I only knew what you're barking, I would bark back at you. Give me something to eat! Why don't you understand? - Did you hear? The dog talks! - With that I fulfilled your second wish. Now you understand birds, animals and all other creatures. - What? Did I ask you for it? - You said yourself: If I only knew... Listen, you jinn. The next time you rather ask, did you understand? - Understood. - I'll go to the dump to eat now. - Go wherever you want! - I found it. The can is at the metal trader. - Where? - Back there. So. What's happening here? Show your papers. Especially you. - What kind of papers? - Something like that. Hehe, these papers I have quite a lot! - Ok, listen, climb out of that thing now. - You listen, you don't have the can, so don't order around, you monkeycat! - Yeah, right. Better piss off from here. - It happened, my new master calls for me! Order me, my master. I'm ready to fulfill all your wishes. - Sit down. - Your first wish will be fulfilled, my master. - Have a drink. - Everything you wish. This is the second wish. - Illusionist! Tell me, how do you do that? - Your third wish. You can already do it. Hey! Copperfield! And a million dollars, can you materialize it? Only three wishes, guys. Only three. The right moment to speak out the third wish. Ayayay... I'll help him anyways. Your papers. - Where is the can? - Never again will you lift glasses with your eyes! Do you understand? Understood. So, now to my problems. I need what the girl likes. a) Drive with a car b) Create romantic atmosphere at home - And to all this, the girl is a hacker. - Of course I don't question the wisdom of your online ghosts... ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Убийство на английском - текст На безымянной высоте на английском - текст Авалон на английском - текст Пираты XX века на английском - текст Он умер с фалафелем в руке на английском |