camera...
Which one of us
is the magician, after all?
An unknown hacker disgraced a corporation.
Even newspapers write about me now!
If you want, I can make it write
only about you.
Your third wish and I'll be gone.
- No. Wait a while, Khottabych, what's your hurry?
Don't take any more pictures of me!
I have a date today!
- Hey, listen... Doesn't she have a friend?
- A friend?
Ok, Khottabych, I'll find one for you on the internet.
- Internet? What is that?
You can't explain it in two words.
You can do everything on the internet.
Booze up with friends...
Sing songs...
"La-la-la"
Have sex.
"I slowly take my leather coat off. "
"I've taken everything off
a long ago and am freezing here. "
On the internet you can see
other cities and countries.
Paris.
Real time camera in live stream.
Tokyo,
New York...
and since yesterday Mogilev Podolsky online.
Now it's offline.
Say... Can you behold beautiful
maidens bathing on the internet?
Easy!
So.. For example. Kentucky Baseball
team cheerleaders.
What are you up to?
- That wasn't for me! Khottabych asked me!
- I didn't ask for anything. He showed me!
I'll introduce you, Khottabych,
genie from the jug.
Tell me what you smoked
and I'll tell you who you are.
Well, my children, how about a beer?
A quarter to 6. I'm gone.
Have a good time.
Here.
Stand still, it doesn't hurt!
I knew you hadn't gone anywhere.
I'm a wise man, after all.
- She'll see me and think "What a loser".
- How can you be a loser with so much money?
I already understood
how your world works.
So, if she wants to be with me,
it's only because of money?
No, not only... Look, it has nothing to do with me.
She sent her picture herself!
She invited you herself. See?
- Actually, yes.
Once I had to go too.
But I got scared and didn't go.
And I had thousands
of maidens after that.
But I never found anybody for life.
So, off you go, don't be a dumbo.
Go, will you!
And don't forget to talk about the nipples!
I can conjure up thousands
of beautiful maidens.
But to find a woman
who'd understand me...
Here I have a problem.
Here are thousands of women.
Chat with everyone you want.
Doll 2006
Beauty
Pussy cat
Chocolate
Cleopatra (ginger)
Curly
Naked
Girl on BMW
Just Girl
Unusual
Predator
Sinner
To get into a chat, you need a nickname.
Khottabych...
No, it isn't reliable... something like that.
"Hello, Khottabych...
Do you want to meet me?"
Tell me, how do you do your magic?
Do you have magic hair?
Here you are.
- And now? How do I use it?
- Be quiet. Don't bother me anymore.
"Hello Pussy Cat"
"Tell me something about you. "
"So I climbed into the dragon's mouth
and knocked his teeth out. "
"It is so interesting with you. "
"I can tell a lot more things, woman... "
So? How's it going? Wanna play Contra?
- I don't know how.
- I'll teach you.
Too early... too early...
Now, now! Now! Grenade!
Whoa, not bad.
Idiots.
Oh no... I'm fucked.
"Error"
Why didn't I get it right away?
She sent somebody else's photo.
What am I gonna do now?
The soul is what matters...
not the body. I'll give her money.
Let her do some shaping...
A couple of plasties...
When I saw her, my heart started singing.
And in English.
- Were you the one who hacked
the Microsoft server? - Yes...
Finally I met someone who appreciates that.
Just my job.
Nothing personal.
You have the right to remain silent.
I don't know how you say it in Russian.
I won all the levels!
Let's get out of here.
What are you staring at, beauty?
How do you talk then?
Wait.. Now you speak Russian.
- I can speak Russian?
- Yes... Help me lift your fiance.
My fiance?
A car is waiting for us here.
Maybe someone can explain
what's going on here?
I'll explain everything to you.
But first you have to kiss him.
Otherwise he won't wake up again.
- Do I really have to?
The poison puts to sleep humans,
like it does with genies.
Only your kiss can wake him up.
Come on!