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So? So?
I know what not even
your wisest men know.
For example?
The earth... has the form... of a sphere.
Cool.
I can teach you how
to win the heart of a woman.
Shoot.
Tell her: O beautiful one...
your body is graceful like a wild chamoise!
Your skin is as tender as a dove!
Your hair is like marvellous
waterfalls!
Your nipples are...
- Khottabych, Let's stop on the nipples...
Look, stop shitting me!
Do you think I'm an idiot?
So, hacker-foureyes-wonks.
Now you'll work for me.
- What are you looking at? Start pumping!
- What should I pump?
Are you stupid or what?
Is this your first time at a computer?
Stop playing a fool!
Pump money from banks!
And quickly!
How much should I pump?
Stop asking stupid questions.
A million.
Done. Money was transferred via E-mail.
Not bad.
- So, how did it go?
- Let's cash it.
Here's the disc. Funny stash.
How they multiplied!
- Tell me, what bird is it that sings so beautifully?
- Oh, that's just an alarm.
- Should I exchange all of it?
- Yes.
Don't come back until you found the genie.
If I only could, I'd never come back.
"5 hours 17 minutes and 10 seconds
left until meeting the object "girl"
"Start preparation? Yes/No"
- Don't you have something more antique?
- Yes, something cooler.
My grandfather has a 1951 Pobeda.
But it'll cost you... Very much.
"Buy a car"
The car, as it turned out, wasn't so
much old, but very expensive.
Whatever. If you tune it right, there
won't be a car like it, not even in the USA.
"Buy booze and other stuff"
Ok, so bring the car at 6 pm to the Red Square.
- Deal.
- Don't be late or I'll curse you, dammit!
Crap... crap... crap... Then suddenly I got an idea.
Yo, Genadiy, you got it, no fucking problem.
While Khottabych was chilling out with the big city life,
I rushed to get some computers.
Guys'll do everything - connections,
intimate twilight and stuff.
When she comes in and sees it,
you'll get it going with her right away.
All right. Here are my keys.
"Buy PCs and servers"
How the world's changed! It is boring.
No, not boring, very nice, actually.
Boring. I think he left me. Or he'll bring his pals now.
They'll take my jug and make wishes...
What?
- No, no money was deposited on your account.
- Another question...
Money via E-mail, how long does it take to arrive?
Tanya, did you hear? Money via E-mail!
Those shitbags...
I got it. He hacked the server.
Then we'll get him.
And here's the award fee.
We still had some time till 6 o'clock
so I offered Khottabych a beer.
"Relax and have beer? Yes/No"
But he didn't want to drink human beer,
so he conjured up his own brand.
Khottabych...
You won't burst, will you?
I'm a spirit and live a spiritual life.
Why should I mind my body?
Although from time to time
I need to take a leak...
Put the jug down. You don't let it out
of your eyesight anymore!
As soon as I have fulfilled the wish
of one human, the next one comes up.
The jug goes from hands to hands and I'm owing
somebody something all the time!
But now, when I fulfil your third wish,
I'll return to where all genies live.
Wow, that's really a miracle...
- You won't understand it...
- When you want to make a deal, ask me how to.
You'd like that!
Another 6 months without sex!
Well then. I gotta work.
- Could you tell me where I can find Genadiy Ryzhov?
- I think he went to an internetcafe.
- Tell me, who paints all these paintings?
- They aren't paintings, they are photos.
- What, this woman is a photo too?
- Yes, of course.
Do you want to have a camera?
You can take photos yourself with it.
When you take a photo, a flat
picture of this person appears.
Wait, you'll see for yourself
right away. Open Sesame!
I can do that, too.
Here. I bought you a camera. Take a picture.
Aim at me and push the button.
- It didn't work!
- Yes, because the photo is still inside. I'll explain...
Ok, now it worked!
You won't understand that...  Open Sesame...
Here you have a
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