mystery of your arrival.
- What's he doing here?
Well, he and Ronette have sort
of got back together.
I don't know who's more desperate
for dates, you or me.
What?
Anyway, Howard, I was talking
to some Astro-physicists.
You know, the guys who discovered
that Aztecs came from Mars?
- Well, these guys concluded...
- No!
That you arrived here in a space
craft millions of years ago, and...
- must've remained frozen in ice.
- Go away!
Ronette, could you
shut this boy up?
- Howard...
- What's a pizza?
It's a circular Italian food object.
Howard...
I didn't buy that theory either,
so I did some research...
and I discovered an ancient race
of large ducks worshipped by...
- primitive Somoans.
- Leave me alone!
I was barking up the wrong tree.
I knew that. But...
tonight I am getting concrete
evidence about how you got here.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I gotta make a call.
- Phil?
- No sex now, I'm working.
Got a place to stay tonight?
Yeah, by the way I forgot.
I had a little talk...
- with your manager Ginger?
- You talked to that slime?
- What for?
- I got your money from him.
Ducky, I can't believe this.
I also got him to agree that it
was time for him to step aside...
- as your manager.
- What?
- You got rid of Ginger?
- Mr. Duck, you're wonderful.
This is it!
I'm out of here!
- Good.
- Howard...
I'm about to meet secretly
with my colleague...
- and he's bringing The Feather.
- What feather?
- What are you talking...
- If it matches...
- it'll be the answer to your problems.
- Matches?
No, you don't!
Stay away from me!
- You leave him alone!
- Let me through!
Philip, you're a drip!
I'm about to unravel
the mystery of your arrival!
- Come back here, your hairless ape!
- You'll have time to thank me later!
- Get out of here!
- We're gonna be famous.
- Are you okay?
- Ah, it's just my pride.
We'll go home, Ducky.
All right.
Hey!
- Little tune, I never finished.
- You play pretty good.
I had a group in high school.
Howard and the Heartbreakers.
Oh, heavy, Howard, very heavy.
Maybe you should be our manager.
Wait a second.
Maybe you're just the kind
of bazaar influence we need.
- Forget it. No more jobs here.
- I think you'd be a great manager.
- I'm gonna suggest it to the girls.
- I've given up trying to assimilate.
I've gotta get back
to my own kind.
Although...
I have developed a greater
appreciation...
for the female version of the
human anatomy.
Howard,
you really are the worst.
Come on,
let's watch David Letterman.
Come on.
- Okey-dokey.
- You know...
I got a felling my life's really
gonna change...
- since you fell into it, Ducky.
- Yeah, well...
- I'm glad somebody's happy.
- If I could just get...
my career back on course
I'd only have...
the old standard worry left.
- What's that?
- I just can't seem...
- to find the right man.
- Maybe it's not a man...
you should be looking for.
You think I might find happiness
in the animal kingdom, Ducky?
Like they say, doll, love's strange.
We could always give it a try.
Okay...
Let's go for it, Mr. Macho.
What do you mean? Okay?
It was a joke.
- Listen, I'm pretty tired.
- It's just that you're so...
- incredibly soft and cuddly.
- Bev, let's be realistic.
I mean, my apartment's zillions
of miles from here.
- You're three feet taller that I am.
- I just can't resist...
your intense
animal magnetism.
Anyway, where will it all lead?
Marriage, kids...
- a house in the suburbs?
- Let's just face it.
- It's fate.
- No, it's not!
- I've got a headache.
- And I've got the aspirin.
Be gentle.
Just one good night kiss
sweet Ducky?
Come on, Howard,
I was just kidding.
Good night.
My God.
This relationship...
- it defies all the laws of nature.
- No, it doesn't.
This is not what you think.
We're just very good friends.
- Phil?
- I'm sorry. The door was open.
- Who the hell are they?
- This is my friend Carter...
and, this is Dr. Walter Jenning.
And I