hotel.
Well, wait a second.
Maybe she's got a girlfriend
or something.
Hey, no offense, but uh...
I'm a terrorist.
I can't be seen
with somebody
who looks like Bambi.
I don't look like Bambi.
Okay, so you don't
look like Bambi.
Why don't you go check out
the Eiffel Tower?
I already saw it.
See it again.
Come on, gimme a break!
She's Swedish.
Hey.
Happy hunting, amigo.

Monsieur?
Uh, do you "parlez-vous"
English?
Un peu.
Uh, "donnez-moi"
"s'il vous plait," um,
"Per-nodd."
Du grand vin?
Donnez-moi,
"s'il vous plait"...
I understand "donnez-moi,"
and "s'il vous plait."
I don't know what is,
"Per-nodd."
"P-Per-nodd."
Here. See.
Ah, "Pair-noh."
- "Pair-noh."
- "Monsieur" wishes
un Pernod.
"Yes." Monsieur "does wish"...
Do you take
Travelers Cheques?
Pernod.
Merci.
- "Avec de I'eau?"
- Victor who?
- With water?
- Please!

"Pair-noh."Geez.
- "Per-nodd."
- "Avec de I'eau.!"
Mon crayon est large.
Pardon?
Mon crayon est large,
et bon crayon estjaune.
Your pencil is
big and yellow?
- "Oui.!"
- Oh. Nice for you.
What a jerk.
Ahh!
Ahh!
What the hell.
Excusez-moi, madame.
I speak English.
Yeah? So do I.
- Yes?
- Can I buy you a drink?
Well,
I'm drinking coffee.
Drinking coffee. Yeah.
- You know, you are
very beautiful.
- I know.
Right, I just didn't
want you to forget.
Excusez-moi, monsieur.
- I speak English.
- May I sit with you?
Yeah. Please.
I was sitting
over there, and...
suddenly you looked like
cute little boy to me.
Little boy. Great.
Oh, I like boys.
You do?
You are a... student?
Yeah, yeah,
I'm a student.
Excuse me.
I am
graduate student.
Oh, yeah? Where?
Berkeley.
In the film school.
Oh, you, uh, you want
to be a writer or director
or something?
Or something.
You don't sound, uh,
French. I mean you...
Where are you from?
Originally, I am from
Czechoslovakia. Then Berlin.
And now, uh, America.
Oh, yeah?
My name's Sasha Banicek.
Sasha.
Um, Sasha,
this is boy's name.
But it is like,
how do you say?
"Nig-name"?
Nickname.
Nickname? Yes.
Yeah. Nickname.
My real name Alexis.
What is your name?
I'm Jonathan.
Jonathan Moore.
I am, uh, 24.
How old are you?
I'm, uh, 23.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I would have thought
you were about... 18.
Oh, no. No, I'm...
I'm 23.
I like boys
who are 17, 18.
I do not like
hairy chests.
I like, uh, smooth skin.
And tight,
18-year-old bodies.
I'm 18.
But you just said...
No, l-I know,
I'm sorry. I lied.
Look, I got a passport here.
It says I'm... I'm 18.
Like, I can prove it.
I got...
It is not necessary
to show papers.
Oh.
I believe you.
Stupid, huh?
You are
a "weer-gin," yes?
"Weer-gin"? L...
A "weer-gin."
You are not yet
being with woman?
Virgin!
Me?
Yes.
No. Geez.
No, God, l...
I've been with, you know,
30, 40, ya kinda lose track.
Kinda.
I like, um, "virgins."
It is so exciting
to me, to touch boy...
the way no woman
ever touch him before.
It is
a feeling of power.
I gotta be honest with you.
I am a "weer-gin."
L... I, uh,
I've been close
a couple times, but
l-I've never actually...
Then, um, that is
second lie, Jonathan.
Do not let
there be a third.
I would kill or die
to make love to you.
- That's not a lie.
-  I know.
Hotel La Splendide,
yes?
Uh, yes.
Don't take it
literally.
I'll just, uh, check to see...

Yeah?
Remember Manolo, the guy
I told you about?
He's here.
So l... I'll just go
talk to him, f...
Relax, okay?
Okay?
Do not be too long.
Right. All right.
-
Hey, where's Heidi?
-  It's over.
Shh!
What happened?
Chemistry wasn't there.
She wasn't Swedish!
She was Swiss.
Listen.
Could you help me out?
You have to take off
for a little while.
You got a girl?
Girl? I got a woman.
Her name is Sasha,
and she's Czechoslovakian.
Come on.
Czechoslovakian?
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't rush.
Does she have a