just be aware Not everyone plays fair And love can come From anywhere Yeah Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya It's too late To turn back now Gotcha Shit. And you getcha, getcha got me Oh, gotcha Gotcha where I want ya It's too late to turn back now Shit! Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me A- ha, gotcha Gotcha where I want ya It's too late to turn back now Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me Muffy? Yeah. Who are you? Jonathan Moore. I'm in Professor Webster's class. Oh, yeah, hi! I was... Hi! I was just, uh, wondering if you were doing anything Saturday night. Uh, no, I don't think so. Well, would you like to go out with me? No. But you just said you weren't doing anything. Mm-hmm. You mean you'd rather do nothing than go out with me? Yeah. Jonathan, wait up! Hey, Manolo. You didn't wash the dishes this morning, again. I didn't? We're supposed to share housework, remember? Jesus, Manolo, are you my roommate or my mother? Hi, Manolo. Who was that? I don't know. You don't know? I almost got nailed this morning. By who? Reilly. Reilly? Reilly's a puss. He ambushed me outside of Haines Hall. I didn't even have my gun. So what did you do? Hid in a bush, and he walked right by me. You're a regular James Bond, man. Yeah, exceptJames Bond had Pussy Galore. I can't even get a date. "Ordinarily, we don't"... "we don't" get this type of specimen in an undergraduate class, but I wanted to give you something to remember over Spring Break. Now, when we have a sick cat like Tony here, He's gotta be tranquilized... in order to do the examination. Now, the name of the tranquilizer solution is... Sernylan, which I understand is very popular at your parties. That's why we keep it locked up here. She told me... she would rather sit at home and do nothing than go out with me. What's wrong with me, man? You're too negative, man. Negative? What's negative about, "Will you go out with me?" The way you say something is just as important as "what" you say. Now, this is where the tranquilizer gun... And darts... come into play. You gotta control the situation. You can't say, "Uh, will you go out with me? Huh? Please?" Like you've never gone out in your life. You just look 'em in the eye and you say, "What time should I pick ya up?" ...insert a dart... When we go to Paris, you gotta let those Frenchwomen know that you've got your act together. Always point the gun away from the head and towards the lower flank. Go ahead. Make my day. I don't know, Manolo, I think it's hopeless. I'm never gonna get laid! Although that thought may be of great comfort... to the women of the world, Mr. Moore, as a future veterinarian, you should know that... every dog eventually has his day. I mean, you just walk up to her and say, "I would kill or die to make love to you"? No. Geez, no. You gotta have eye contact first. You look, she looks, then you say it. Don't say it like it's dirty. Say it from the heart. Then it ain't dirty, it's passion. You goin' back to the apartment? Nah, I gotta go to my folks' house. Your dad still givin' you a hard time about goin' to Europe? You kidding? He "loves" the idea. - It's out of the question. - Why? We've been through this a hundred times.! Europe costs a fortune. Dad, I'm getting a special deal through school. Jonathan. Oh, thanks, Rosario. You're welcome, Jonathan. Look, it's part of my education. You want me to get an eduction, don't you? When school's in session, you get an education. When it's not in session, you get a job! - Mom... - Don't say "Mom." Al... Don't say "Al." He says "Mom," you say "Al," and the whole thing comes out of my
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