your car
in the red zone.
No.
- Please sit down.
- Yes, definitely.
Oh, except, see, I got this
big delivery to make.
In Costa Mesa?
- Hello?
- Hi, Dad.
I'm at a friend's house, and I'm gonna
spend the night, okay?
What? Whose?
Just a guy from work, Dad.
- What was that?
- What?
- What was that?
- Nothing.
- Randy?
- Yeah.
Dad, look, I'll see you
in the morning, okay?
Yeah, sure, son.
Randy's spending the night
at a friend's house.
Well, he's not gonna come here.
He's miserable here.
Diane, it's been over two weeks.
How long are you gonna keep this up?
Joe, I don't know why you won't give
him one more chance at school.
He's had all the chances
he's gonna get.
I think he's really sorry.
Doesn't look like he's slept in days.
So, Alex...?
Yes, Randy?
You work at Avedon?
I own Avedon, darling.
- Actually, I own all 11 stores.
- Wow.
Does that bother you?
No, not at all.
I'm glad, because it bothers
some people.
Oh, like who?
Some men find it very wilting.
Not me.
Can I ask you something?
Now, you could just snap your fingers
and get any guy you wanted.
I mean, I don't know
what I'm doing here.
I mean, you're just so...
I came into town for a few days,
and when I saw you in the store...
...I just thought you would be open.
Open?
Yes, I felt you knew
how to enjoy yourself.
- Seven times?
- Yeah.
Man, that is like wild boars
or something.
Well... I mean,
that wasn't all we did.
We talked about stuff.
Yeah, right. I mean,
I don't believe this.
I mean, I come on to every girl
that walks, and they throw up.
You do absolutely nothing...
...and you get Miss "Take Me
From Behind on a Trapeze."
Oh, no, no, no.
It was nothing like that.
Oh, yeah, right. So you think you're
gonna hear from her again?
Yeah.
- Hi, what can I do for you?
- I come to see Randy.
Randy. Really?
Somebody here to see you, son.
- Thanks. Yeah, what's up?
- It's...
Excuse me.
These are beautiful, no?
It make you look very handsome.
This is for me?
It came to you at work,
so I bring it myself here.
Is that the fourth one
this week, Tony?
These American women, so
cheap and easy. All they say is:
"Yes, Tony. Yes, Tony."
You would rather have them say no?
This I would respect.
Well, thanks a lot.
So...
...who was that?
Guy I work with.
- The guy you were with last night?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
What's the story with the coat here?
Oh, he outgrew it
and thought I might like it.
Looks brand-new to me.
Well, see, what happened was...
What happened was that
he bought it on sale...
...and it was the wrong size.
Oh, I'll get it.
You dropped a...
- Hello?
- Hi, it's me.
- Sal, what's up?
- Listen.
I just took a delivery order.
Some woman asked for a large
Pizza Loco with extra anchovies...
- ...and she wanted you personally.
- No!
You're kidding.
"Dear Randy...
...of course, I prefer you naked...
...but if you must wear something,
it should be the best.
Love...
...Alex."
- Diane?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Diane...
...our son...
...is a fruit!
Yeah?
All right, I'll be right there.
Thanks a lot.
Mom! They need me at work.
Oh, I thought you had
the afternoon off!
- What's this?
- A guy shows up at the door...
...wearing enough cologne
to make me puke.
He gives our son a coat that
must cost 500 bucks-
No, no, wait, don't-
Joe, don't jump to conclusions.
See, the other driver called in sick.
And they're already swamped
with deliveries.
- Don't hold dinner, I might be late.
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
He never brings girls home
to meet us.
He never even talks
about girls anymore.
- You think it happens to the other guy.
- Joe. Joe.
I could get used to this.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
- That's all right.
- Okay.
What I could do with you in Rome
in two months, Randy.
What's wrong, darling?
I think you should
know that-
Alex, I love being with you
and everything. It's just...
...I don't love you.
- You don't?
- No. See, I've got this