you want on that?
- Extra gooey.
- No, extra tangy.
- Tangy...
- Gooey.
Right.
That's...
...22.
I gotta get back to school.
It's a summer job.
What'd you expect?
It's a summer job for you.
This is life for me.
$4.80 an hour. You know, people here
from Mexico make more than that.
Yeah. Well, we pay Juan $5.10.
He's got more experience.
I gotta get some training in something.
I wanna work triple shifts. I need
to make 9 grand by September.
Oh, 9 grand? Okay, let's see.
$4.80 an hour.
Sixteen-hour days, two and a half
months, no spending money.
We're looking at about
half of what you need.
I think you just better start enjoying
the one perk we got here.
- Hi, girls.
- Hi.
Can I help you?
Oh, we're thinking.
- We'd like a large Italian.
- What?
- A large vegetarian.
- Okay.
- And...
- And two Diet Cokes, no ice.
Two Diet- No ice.
Here's your number, number 16.
We'll be with you in a moment.
Tell me, tell me.
Who is that guy?
He's an exchange student from Italy.
- Really?
- Oh, really.
Man, I can't believe they go for
that Pepй Le Pew shit.
So cute.
Think he's taken?
- Hey, man, that shit works for you.
- No.
- Yeah.
- No, I'm not interested.
- Oh, come on. Yes!
- No. No!
Jenny is 150 miles away. She won't
even return your calls. Give it up.
Look alive out here, will you?
- Say you love delivery, right here.
- Caught a bad pepperoni.
Such a wise guy.
Okay, Bodek. You're up.
Take off.
Hi.
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Randy.
- Robin.
- Hi.
What can I do for you?
I was wondering...
- You wanna go out with me sometime?
- What?
Well, you know, outside.
I was in the van.
I smiled.
You smiled.
Wait a minute.
The guy in the van had a mustache.
Right.
What happened, I...
See, I wear this for my job.
Oh, my God.
You're just a boy.
I'm sorry. I don't date boys.
For what it's worth, I think
she made a big mistake.
Took a lot of nerve to go up to
a complete stranger and ask her out.
I admire that.
Thanks.
I have to go kill myself now.
Excuse me.
Don't take it so personally.
Some women just have
limited perspective, that's all.
She didn't even give me
a chance to talk.
It was like I was younger,
so forget it.
- Well, I know that was unfair.
- Yeah.
You know, I've never met a man who
shied away from 20-year-old girls.
I don't see the difference, a few years.
It's no big deal.
She's just kind of bitchy, that's all.
Do you like clothes?
Yes, yeah.
Here.
Oh, excuse me. It's okay.
- Did that hurt?
- No, I'm hardheaded.
Oh, dear. Here. Now, wait, look.
These pads are very important
in this jacket.
- All right.
- You see?
- Yeah.
- Now.
Yeah.
There we are.
Now.
Okay, hold on.
- Oh, that looks wonderful.
- Think so? No, that's it.
- Think that's okay?
- I think like this.
- Oh, like that?
- There, you see? It should be like that.
Oh, you look wonderful. Good enough
to go and have some cappuccino.
- Cappuccino?
- Would you like some cappuccino?
Me?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna bite you.
Not over coffee anyway.
Are you-? Are you sure?
Okay. Yeah, okay.
Oh, shit! I'm in a red zone.
Look, I really- See, I wanna-
Look, I gotta get back to work.
See, I'm the only driver right now.
Well, thanks. Will I-?
Will you-? Okay, bye.
Nice meeting you.
Bye.
Hey, look, look. I'll move it.
I'll move it.
Look. I got- Look. See,
I got a delivery. Come on.
I had a letter to Penthouse staring me
right in the face, and I let it go.
I mean, this was an incredibly
gorgeous woman.
Not a girl, Sal, a woman.
A Chanel No. 5 woman-
- Bodek!
- Yes.
Got a delivery for Beverly Hills,
and the rest go...
...to a stag party in Costa Mesa.
- Extra anchovies?
- Costa Mesa? Why from here?
All I know is they did,
so move your tail.
I'm here to serve!
Any luggage, sir?
No, pizza.
- Pizza.
- What's this?
Excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Seсor Pizza.
Come in.
Can you put it on the table, please?
Hi.
Hi.
I hope you didn't leave