- What?
- I'm gonna kill you.
- Come on.
Come here. You come here.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
No!
I'm sorry.
Are you all right?
Oh, Felicia.
Shit! Shit! Shit!
You son of a bitch!
My favorite toupee!
Mom!
Excuse me.
Let me in there.
Kid, you're gone.
Your days are numbered.
He's getting away!
Come here.
All right.
What the hell is all this?
- Your son has been porking my wife!
- Mine too.
Same here.
- I thought you were gay!
- No!
Mom!
Mom, I don't believe this!
Hold it, you three.
Hold it right there.
- Oh, wait. Wait. Mom? Dad?
- Yes.
Excuse me.
This is Jenny. We've been living
together for two semesters.
And I'm in love with her.
You have no idea
how happy I am to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you.
- Beautiful.
- How pretty you are.
- Thank you.
- This is great.
- This is beautiful.
- Come on, let's go.
- Go.
- Frosty beverage?
- Thank you.
- So you're a friend of his?
- Best friend.
There's this song.
It goes:
That's it!
Can you play that?
- Come on.
- I don't know.
Come on.
Jenny, I'm gonna
give the money back.
I don't want it.
I'm gonna keep my day job.
I'm gonna come
and see you on weekends.
Forget about it.
You're going back to college.
You got some idea
what you're doing.
Oh, I do.
I want to major in premed...
...minor in Japanese,
study some photography courses...
- I think we'll talk about this tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Where did you learn this?
Never mind.
I don't want to know.
Oh, by the way, the husbands?
Their wives did show up
to bail them out.
Claude and Monica, they decided
to forget the whole thing.
Joyce and Reed, well,
they weren't gonna forget anything.
But they decided to make up anyway.
Kyoko was gonna bail out Harry.
Then it hit her,
"Why ruin a good thing?"
Hey, get your hands off of me!
I want to talk to my wife!
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