Are you crazy? You'll be killed!
- I don't care.
- I will die for your love!
- Move your hand!
- I love you!
- Move that hand!
I love you!
He's probably some young beach-boy
stud. With a name like Jason...
Yeah, some poetry-reading wimp.
Whoever he is, he's gonna
get his face stomped.
- Where's Tony?
- Tony?
He never came back from his break.
Sal's on delivery. I'm all alone.
- Randy?
- Jenny.
You look different.
Since when do you notice that?
I see you've changed your style.
Oh, yes, I have.
- I missed you.
- Did you?
Yes.
You bitch! Nobody plays
with me like that-
- Leave her alone!
- You and me, bozo!
All right! Outside! Outside!
Take it outside! Come on.
Come on.
- Don't do this.
- Jenny, stay out of it.
- No watches and no rings.
- No chains.
It's got extra everything.
Sausages and the jalapeсo peppers-
Where's your delivery guy?
Out...
Out back.
Where you going?
Hey, wait a minute. Where you-?
Come on, come on.
- Randy, can we just get out of here?
- This is something I gotta do.
What are you, chicken?
What are you waiting for?
Jeez!
Hey, wait! Wait!
You're Joe Bodek's son!
Yeah.
Okay. All right.
I'm Randy Bodek.
Hey, what is this?
Leave him alone! It's not him.
He's a homo!
All right, Bodek. You ready
to get your ass kicked?
Oh, no.
I'm talking to him.
Your stud days are over, pretty boy!
Right in the face!
Okay, let's go!
- What is going on?
- It's a long story.
Your luggage, pal. Luggage!
- Cocktail, Mr. Bodek?
- Yeah, why not?
Hi. How y'all doing?
Hey, Joe, congratulations.
Where's the better half?
Wish I knew.
Oh, my God!
What do you think
of your lover-boy now?
He's delivered
his last pizza around here.
Who is this?
Pizza? Looking for the guy
who delivers pizza?
Well, it wasn't exactly how
I planned to spend my summer.
Just happened.
You hate me?
How am I supposed to feel, knowing
that you slept with all those women?
Well, see, the weird thing is,
I didn't sleep with all of them.
They wanted somebody
to make them feel special.
Come on.
There are a lot of women out there
who don't believe in love anymore.
You know, all they wanted was
a little romance and a little respect.
So I tried to give
them what they missed.
You did all this for them?
No! I did it because
I had to pay my own tuition.
You know.
Because I had to get back to you.
And how would you feel if I said:
"I slept with all these guys
this summer, but, hey...
...I did it for you"?
I'd hate it.
Just take me to the bus station.
Okay.
- I just have to make one stop first.
- Where?
Well, I gotta save
my parents' marriage.
Hey!
That woman nuts?
That's my mother!
- Hello. Diane?
- Hi, hi, hi.
- Randy!
- Eyes front.
Hey!
- Who was that?
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
Joe!
Oh, Joe! Oh, Joe!
- Joe, I'm so sorry.
- No, honey, I am so sorry.
- I am so sorry.
- Later, Linda.
- See, your husband-
- No problem, Linda. Okay?
- Go away. Go away! Go away!
- Joe.
Okay. Okay.
Hi, I'm Brad.
Frosty beverage?
No. No frosty beverage.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Look out!
So this is the man
who stands between us.
Tony! Tony!
What are you doing here?
- I need to speak with you.
- But-
Now look, I've been thinking this over.
- I'm your father.
- I know.
You're my son and I love you,
and it's really okay that you're gay.
- Gay?
- What?
I don't think this is the place
for your lover to make a scene.
- Lover?
- What are you talking about?
I know all about you
and this guy Alex, here.
- But I'm Tony.
- You're who?
I meet this woman
when I deliver pizza for him.
For you?
- You're the regular delivery boy?
- Yeah, see-
- So, what is this guy doing here?
- Well-
- I love her.
- What did you say?
- She needs a real man.
- Oh, no.
- Are you talking to me?
- Dad!
- No, no. Wait, Dad! Dad!
- No! No! No!
- He better be in there, kid.
- Yeah, he better.
Joe! Joe! Joe!
Come on. Come on.
Calm down.
There he is!
That's him!
- Randy!